Looking at what people purchase at the grocery store can really give you some insight into their personal lives. Here are eight examples:
8. THE SWANSON "RECENTLY DIVORCED" TV DINNER
7. GENERAL MILLS’ "MY KID IS CRYING" BREAKFAST CEREAL
6. "I AM HIGH" BEEF JERKY (SNAP INTO ONE!)
5. NESTLE’S "I JUST GOT DUMPED" BITE-SIZED ICE CREAM BALLS
4. SMART DOGS "MY GIRLFRIEND AND/OR DOCTOR MADE ME BUY THESE" TOFU HOT DOGS
3. JIMMY DEAN’S "I WILL EAT ANYTHING" ON A STICK
2. TOSTITOS’ "I’M LATE FOR A PARTY" TORTILLA CHIPS
1. REDDI WHIP’S "THERE’S AN 87% CHANCE I’M USING THIS FOR SEX" ORIGINAL WHIPPED CREAM
There is an 90% chance I will use this for the N2O.
Whipped cream, so true.
True story: Reddi Whip’s highest consumer sales volume is in February.
Gatorade: because I drank a fifth of Jack last night.
fuckin hilarious cause its 100 percent true.
So true.
I agree with the whipcream ad!!!! yummy
bwah bwah bwah bwah bwah
does the whipped cream one imply that they’re doing whippits (inhaling the nitrous out of the can) or that they’re actually eating the whip cream during sex? i’m assuming the former.
Yo, someone has xss hijacked your site and it is redirecting everyonce in awhile to a IQ quiz affiliate page. Someone done hacked yo shit.
I got it trying to open the main page earlier today, but I didn’t get a look at which ads were up on the page at the time.
one is cash4gold, but the first time it was a different site
Here’s where the hijack takes you to: http://www.geniusinspiration.net/s/us_iq_8_6fdb5/index.php?ref4=1936&ref5=2980&ref2=lnk_2min&ref3=sh_us_lnk_2min&keyword=43010&od=noothk
Please tell me that the Jimmy Dean chocolate chip sausages are photoshopped in. That’s just fuckin gross.
Please tell me that the Jimmy Dean chocolate chip sausages on a stick are real. That’s amazing.
To be honest I was upset to not see the “I am missing class to play Halo all day in my dorm room” Easy Mac.
#6 is the best cuz they’re too high to erase slim jim on the other sides of the box, LOL, no seriously that was so lazy.
Kleenex: Because the jism stains on my socks started getting embarrassing.
yeah, or fucking brita filters in my case…
Then you have the 5 gallons of Crystal Geyser distilled water that says “my girlfriend wont drink my tap water”.
I don’t know about that, but in the philippines they have waffle dogs. I thought it would be horrible, but damn that’s good.
of course, in the philippians the waffle dogs are made with real dogs.
of course, in the philippines the waffle dogs are made with real dogs.
lol cpta clown for comment of the week. that shit was hilarious.
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Yes, I can confirm the Jimmy Dean chocolate-chip pancake-wrapped sausages are very real. Saw them at a grocery store months ago…undoubtedly the brainstorm of someone who was high