While we have a fondness for
Jodie Marsh’s outgoing and friendly (read: whorish) demeanor, her nose leaves us a little frightened. I have no idea what her nose looked like before, but something tells me it didn’t have 75 hard angles and look like she’s got a couple Goldfish crackers lodged in her nostrils. Let this be a lesson to all you ladies out there who are considering plastic surgery. Your nose may not be perfect now, but it might look like an Olympic ski ramp after you go under the knife. (If your nose currently looks like an Olympic ski ramp, then cut the shit out of it ASAP.)
Other crap to look at:
The 12 Worst Versions of Mall Santa (
nextround)
There’s still time to vote for the 99 Top Women (
askmen)
2008′s 50 Hottest Moments (
nuts)
This is not how you go down an escalator (
ejb)
Get all your news from This Week In Women (
fhm)
Show off attempts to back flip wall (
cameltap)
iPhone controlled lego beer pouring machine (
tastybooze)
Victoria Vanucci takes it off for Maxim (
flisted)
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
That is one nasty snotlocker. Think its photoshopped? Google-image it.
Her nose is reminiscent of the F117 stealth fighter. Fortunately, her shnoz will not present a substantial radar cross section.
Damn… the picture looked REALLY nice until I got to her nose. Are you sure this isn’t a bit photoshopped, because how can anyone go out like that? I wonder if it puts a hindrance on her speech at all, like someone is holding your nose while you try to talk.
“Hey guysh, lewk at me. I’m sho hawwwt. Who wantsh choo have seckshhh?”
You know, I believe her nose is not the result of surgery. If you’ve seen pics of her before, she has the same shnoz. It might be highlighted at this angle, or with the help of a little makeup. It’s quite unique, to say the least, but I’ve seen a couple like that in my experience.
According to Chickipedia, she got hit in the face with a hockey puck as a kid and had to get surgery to repair it. So the nosejob is better than no nose at all.
As far as I know, that’s her natural nose! She became famous years back on a documentary entitled Essex Wives, her nose was like that back then.
Crazy hair
Man! That is one FUCKED UP Halloween lizard-face. I got half a notion to drape a flag over that face and fuck her for Old Glory.