Remember that episode of Seinfeld when Jerry was driving along an East Hampton, NY road and his breaks went out and his car flipped over? Oh man, that one was way better than the one where Elaine’s boss ate a Snickers with a fork! Oh, wait, that wasn’t an episode. According to huffingtonpost.com it actually happened yesterday:
Jerry Seinfeld was in a harrowing rollover wreck but was unhurt after the brakes on one of his vintage cars failed.
Seinfeld tried the emergency brake, to no avail, and then swerved to keep the car from careering into an intersection, Sarris said.
The comedian took the crash in snide.
“Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do,” the Post quoted him as saying. “It is not something I plan to make a habit of.”
What do you think that wacky Kramer would say about this? I bet it would be something like, “Oh mamma!” or “Stick a fork in me. I’m done!” or “N-word! N-word! N-word!” Yeah, I bet Kramer would say something like that. Did I mention how wacky he is?
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i know what he wants in that mouth.
That shit is fucked. How do you just not have any brakes and if they were going how dif he get to the highway before noticing?