If you look closely you can see that there’s something wrong with this photo. It’s not the enormous mams on Iggy’s girlfriend. And despite what you think, it’s not the weird extra thick sole on his right shoe, because one of his legs is about an inch and a half shorter than the other.
Here’s the problem: Iggy Pop has a lot of money in the bank. His songs have been used in movies, commercials and Stooges reunion tickets were pretty goddamn expensive. So with all that cash, why would Iggy customize a pair of crappy Crocs? Crocs are for 45-year-old men with pony tails and fanny packs who think they’re wearing a hip version of sandals. Crocs aren’t for drug addicts who used to roll their naked bodies over glass before kicking off a 12-minute version of “TV Eye.” Iggy should be wearing a customized pair of motorcycle boots or glittering high heeled shoes…or two vials of cocaine on his feet…anything except Crocs. I’m disappointed, Iggy.
Other crap to look at:
Aubrey O’Day is making out with her dog (drunkenstepfather)
Is Pope Bennie calling the kettle gay? (youarehated)
Mariana Rodrigues is attractive (cameltap)
Jessica Burciaga hates clothes (gorillamask)
Russian cops viciously beat underage gamblers (nothingtoxic)
Jessica Alba is wearing a bikini again (doubleviking)
People in Florida are retarded (tastybooze)
Kendra Wilkinson isn’t shy (theblemish)
Insane ferris wheel (EJB)
Mega Man heavy metal tribute (afrojacks)
Man dies after eating extra hot chili sauce (asylum)
Poll: Would you watch Britney Spears’ sex tape? (thefrisky)