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What’s Up With Iggy’s Shoes?

If you look closely you can see that there’s something wrong with this photo. It’s not the enormous mams on Iggy’s girlfriend. And despite what you think, it’s not the weird extra thick sole on his right shoe, because one of his legs is about an inch and a half shorter than the other.

Here’s the problem: Iggy Pop has a lot of money in the bank. His songs have been used in movies, commercials and Stooges reunion tickets were pretty goddamn expensive. So with all that cash, why would Iggy customize a pair of crappy Crocs? Crocs are for 45-year-old men with pony tails and fanny packs who think they’re wearing a hip version of sandals. Crocs aren’t for drug addicts who used to roll their naked bodies over glass before kicking off a 12-minute version of “TV Eye.” Iggy should be wearing a customized pair of motorcycle boots or glittering high heeled shoes…or two vials of cocaine on his feet…anything except Crocs. I’m disappointed, Iggy.

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8 Responses to "What’s Up With Iggy’s Shoes?"

  1. Penicillin says:

    Thats no chick….. its a maaan, baby

  2. Petey says:

    I must admit, in this picture Iggy really does look like “The Idiot”!
    Someone should “Search and Destroy” those crocs!
    Iggy shouldn’t be dressed like this “Down on the Street”!

    I got a million of ‘em…

    I’m done now…..

  3. swlip says:

    Is that a woman on the left?

  4. General Chicken says:

    it doesnt matter what iggy wears on his feet…wtf is this, TMZ?

    look at the chick on his right, will you have a doll walking next to you when you are 60 something years old?

    iggy is the f*cking man!

  5. Daver says:

    Iggy has always worn corrective shoes.

  6. Pratik says:

    The arrow on that picture should be pointed at his “girlfriend’s” crotch with a question mark on the other end of it.

  7. Overlord says:

    Iggy should have done the world a favor long ago and died of a drug overdose.His continued existance is mockery of life.Hopefully his heart fails soon enough and his big 15 minutes from dying fades to obscurity and the repulsion he deserves…

  8. Anonymous says:

    that is a man….look at the feet