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When I’m Old, Remind Me NOT To Move To Germany

 
I was going to write some jokes about this video, but then I read the description that the guy who made this video wrote, and I thought that I should share it with you first.  Here’s what he said:
"I like it very much to ride on older men. You see a short video, because the battery of the camera was empty. I can sit on the old man of about 4 minutes and bouncing on his shoulders"
People, listen to this man.  ALWAYS make sure you’ve fully charged your camera battery.  I mean, just the sheer disappointment he must have felt when he was on top of the old man’s shoulders, only to see the red "low battery" like blinking, forcing him to get off, when he clearly could have gone on to make a much longer video. 
 
Lastly, I just want to say, dude, Germany, we get it.  You’re weird.  You don’t have to keep sitting on old dude’s shoulders or doing strange things to your genitals.  You win.  You’re the weirdest country.  At this point you’re just running up the score. 

10 Responses to "When I’m Old, Remind Me NOT To Move To Germany"

  1. Anonymous says:

    thanks, that’s the weirdest thing i’ve seen in awhile.

  2. kigol says:

    guys, this was on cracked.com. come on.

  3. cory says:
    You make a very good point.
  4. Pratik says:

    If Germany is the weirdest country, what would Japan be? Creepiest?

  5. Satan says:

    The one with the best porn,DUH

  6. Anonymous says:

    can´t understand anything he was talking about…

    and actually I´m speaking German fluently ;)

    above that i AM from germany and i sat on older people the last time, that was… in… uhm… never ;)

    by the way the tv voices (?) sounded weird – in my ears this isn´t our language. Far from that.

  7. Anton says:

    It’s German, alright… How can you not hear that? Any non-deaf German should be able to recognize this.

    Anyway, they are both pervs. The kid looks heavy – yet, the old guy seems like he enjoys that. Also notice the tight leather pants!

  8. miojo says:

    after some research i found out that that’s actually a fetish. a very weird one, per se.

  9. John says:

    Rapiest.

  10. Niles Lesh says:

    OMG ! 2 minutes and 11 seconds of non stop titillation !

    Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better, he switched to to riding the old guys head.

    This would have been my vote for the greatest imagery ever to be uploaded to Youtube, but I have a 2 minute and 15 second minimum rule…and unfortunately its very strict

    Can’t wait for the extended cut !