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When Life Gives You Lemons, Say “Screw You, Life” And Just Drink

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5 Responses to "When Life Gives You Lemons, Say “Screw You, Life” And Just Drink"

  1. ico says:

    Are his pants down?

  2. Tops says:

    how else is he gonna piss in the bottle hes emptying?

  3. Anonymous says:

    i’m sure someone somewhere might actually give a shit

  4. Benjamima says:

    This reminds me of my wife’s first experience in Mexico. We were on our honeymoon and went on a cruise that stopped in Cozumel. After walking to the end of the pier, you now have to go up an escalator to actually get across the “border”. As we walk through the security checkpoint, we see a border control officer pushing a barefoot, bikini-clad girl in a wheelchair the fuck out of Mexico. As we pass by, she starts projectile vomiting EVERYWHERE. The officer jumps back to avoid getting hit with green goo and yells something is spanish (I think I actually heard the word “gringo”). I love Mexico.

  5. Anonymous says:

    That Finland for you!


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