One of the biggest problems many people who live in modern times have with religion is that they just wish God would show up. I've heard many people say, "God used to show up all the time in the Bible, smoting here and there or pretending to make people kill their children to please him. But now he's nowhere to be seen." Well, according to this collection of news clips of Jesus sightings, you apparently aren't looking hard enough. Instead of staring at the sky and waited for a bearded man to descend from the heavens, it's clear you need to look down...into your frying pans, spoons, drywall and male legs. And since he's a vengeful God who will burn you forever for not believing in him, you better start looking under your couch and in your cabinets. He might be waiting for you.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
March 10th, 2009 at 08:07 am
Careful inspection of that video yielded that the clips were all from that country south of Canada and north of Mexico. Is the US the new Holy Land?
March 10th, 2009 at 05:44 pm
I'm sure no virgin mary images have every been found in mexico sean...
There are religious idiots everywhere.
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