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White Translations of Famous Blaxploitation Quotes

Break.com is pitting some of the greatest Blaxploitation movie quotes of all time against eachother to determine which one is the best (you can get to it by clicking on the voting box over there —>).  There’s only one problem: sometimes white people have no idea what the Blaxploitation quote they’re reading is actually saying. We’ve decided to help out by providing the white translations to some of the best Blaxploitation quotes ever:
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

27 Responses to "White Translations of Famous Blaxploitation Quotes"

  1. ThisCloseToHonking says:

    This shit is comedic gold. GOLD I TELL YA!

  2. WillSmithCirca1995 says:

    We knew it was on the sidebar HT no one clicked on it because it’s not funny or interesting

  3. Cracker says:

    Whites > Blacks

  4. A Casual Observer says:

    Shockingly unfunny.

  5. A Casual Observer says:

    No one likes you, DonkeyXote. Please go swallow a knife.

  6. BigSexyTank67 says:

    Great list and all. But really, no translation from Blackula?

  7. DonkeyXote's Gay says:

    I’ll have to pull the dick out first and that aint likely to happen anytime soon. I love me some cock.

  8. Kunta Kin-tay says:

    Stop pissing whitey off when they snapp it aint pretty, my back is finally healing.

  9. ugh says:

    wow, white people made to look awkward and lame…how original. you shitty hacks.

  10. A Condor says:

    what an awkwardly lame comment.

  11. nickmare says:

    actually i think that sums up this lame shit pretty well. i only find things racist when they aren’t funny

  12. Fuck You says:

    Boom.

  13. Gummer Smith says:

    Cracker lickin’ = http://bit.ly/a8xcDt

  14. no more 1st says:

    Blocked

  15. thanks for saying what everyone else is saying for no reason says:

    it’s so uncool to be white right now. thanks again for telling me, holy taco!

  16. DOLEMITE says:

    DOLEMITE IS MY NAME, AND F**KIN’ UP MOTHAF**KAS IS MY GAME!

  17. pratik says:

    I was hoping for a quote by Eminem that would be translated by Colin Powell.

  18. Whoa there says:

    Well that would have actually been something funny, so it wouldn’t have fit into the rest of this obviously not funny stuff, now would it?

  19. DonkeyXote says:

    Can someone cum in my pubes?

  20. DonkeyXote says:

    Shit kid, you must have an IQ no higher than room temperature! CONGRATULATIONS!!! You FINALLY figured out how to accurately clone a pseudonym! How many weeks did it take you to crack the obvious, eh?

    And you wonder why I call you a fuckwit!

  21. A Casual Observer says:

    ^ That seems to be Donkey’s only retort nowadays.

  22. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    That’s because I have achieved… VICTORY!

  23. A Casual Observer says:

    I applaud you, sir. And, please, don’t stop until DonkeyXote has left the building for good. That guy’s a total fuckwit.

    Captcha = Thinnest Croatian. Plenty of competition there, I’m sure.

  24. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Sure kid, that last moniker is real convincing!

    Get a hobbie bitch!

  25. DonkeyXote says:

    Weak sauce!!

  26. LameAsHell says:

    How cool? it’s great to see correct spelling and grammar is no longer “hip”. and we wonder why society is so fucked up. spell people and pronounce your words, white/black/yellow/green/blue/purple, whatever, you sound like an idiot and are making the people around you (who may look up to you, god i hope not) think it’s ok to be uneducated. How about trying to realize your full potential, or would that be too much work and not enough welfare?

  27. Kris says:

    Too much work, not enough welfare. Seriously.


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