Who doesn’t love sporks? The stabbing power of a really shitty fork combined with the ability to hold 1/10 of an ounce of liquid? Sign me up. I was always hoping they’d come out with a spiknifork, but it never happened. At least I don’t think. I feel like someone is going to write a comment with a link to one now. I should look it up but I’m too lazy.
Anyway, previous to this, sporks, much like Pamela Anderson, were made of plastic and only used by white trash dudes. But now, there’s a titanium spork. Check out this shit:
yeah, that’s right, this spork doesn’t f*&k around. I wish I had had this spork in junior high. I GUARANTEE YOU Eric Murphy would have felt my wrath when he threw his cup of nacho cheese at me and called me a smelly fag. In fact, I’m going to buy one here.
Knife-Fork-Spoon Combo here.
http://lightmyfireusa.com/spork.html
The Knife edge is hard to see though.
best part about a spork is you can flick the shit you dont like to eat 30 yards and not miss a beat..
Damnit RawRaw… We won’t be able to fling corn anymore with this titanium shit. Damnit. I used to be the corn flinging champion.
i love bacon………
I just bought a titanium spork for backpacking. Its great! Lightweight too.
I had no idea Vince Chase’s manager was such a bully.