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Hey it’s Captain Virginity!
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Is the guy in the green hat checking out his sweet leather skirt?
#1 Lord Skyron shows no mercy
1. Charles stands proudly in his magical Cape of Jizz Catching
2. “Look how much her belly sticks out when I put the tip of my finger in her Purple Wrinkle Star.”
3. Sir Ian McKellen’s Gay Gandalf film marked a sad end to a glorious career
#1 – Timmy’s Cloak of Opprobrium adds +7 to familial shame.
#2 – Contrary to both popular belief and human evolution, Vanilla Ice has managed to procreate.
#3 – A time not long enough ago in a galaxy not far enough away…
#1 Bobby’s mom had to continually reassure him his body was his own, and that cut & paste didn’t work in the real world – but he knew she was wrong.
#2 The tender touch of brother, the womb of a sister, they came together to make…the boss eyed boy.
#3 We all knew it was wrong but the habitual humiliation of Bert the office cleaner was something we just couldn’t give up.
1. Captain Mullet adding another trophy to the “Tower of Power”
2. She knocked $100 off of the child suppourt
3. Is that how Marylin Monroe got that mole on her face?
#1 – “Because boxers and a towel cape says badass warlock”
#1 if you change my password i will shove a remote up my ass
#1 is luke the mothafu**in skywalker no doubt
#1 – No one will see me in my unf**kability cloak.
#2 – How Arizona was born…
#3 – I think Techno Viking has lost his relevance.
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#1: I didn’t know that Rick Moranis and Bridget Jones had an illegitimate son…
#2: Family portraits only got more awkward after the baby was born.
#3: What if Billy Gibbons couldn’t play guitar…
Have you ever seen a group of people less enthused by a camel toe?
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In the Year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland – starving and outnumbered – charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom.