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#1 Eric now knew why Janice said not to go commando in polyester immediately after an 8 hour boning session.
#2 When bromance goes too far, that monkey used to be albino y’know…
#3 You said she had false teeth, the bitch drew blood!
Keep on smiling, I will be making sweet love to your dead body later.
#1 “I can’t wait to see your face with my teethmarks on it.”
#2 “I slept with these two dudes and all i got was this stupid monkey?”
#3 “That’s right. I said a little head…”
1. Suck, Prego by Deusche Bag Lego Head, damn you Vodka!!
2. Who spanks Whose monkey?
3. Hello 911, Granny’s earring is caught in my Prince Albert!
#1 Honey, does this mustache match my tie?
#2 This years prize for Ugliest Sweater: A Stuffed Monkey!
#3 After Grandpa died, we decided to take him to the taxidermist and turn him into an arm rest. Is it sad that he is more useful dead than he was alive?
1. Gary just couldn’t wait to see what Ellen’s head looked like in his freezer
2. CBS’ new Fall Comedy “3 Queers and a Simian”
3. Jim just loved smoking a fag after eating Grandma’s clam
Heads I kill her first… Tails I rape her first.
1. You see, our marriage works as long as we promise never to look at each other.
2. This week, on Bicurious George…
3. Yes Mom, Grandpa got his Milk of Magnesia.
1) I bet he wont be so happy when he finds out i have a penis. 2) I’m hung like a spider monkey. 3) Not at the table Carlos.
2. “When not filming the office, B.J. Novak enjoys getting caught in gay sandwiches”
#2 Jenna Fisher has really lost some weight
1) “Honey, I just gambled… and I think I lost.”
“It’s called a shart.”
3) She’s okay Grandpa. Yes she did vomit. Uh huh. Yes. In a wine glass. Don’t worry, we’ll get her home.
#3 “Dude, remember that silver fox we saw at Denny’s the other night who’s tit was hanging out?”
#1 “You think THIS hurts, big boy? If you so much as fart for help, I’ll tear it off like a paper towel.”
#1 And she thinks she got lucky …
#2 I don’t know what’s more stupid at this point…me posing with these guys or me holding this darn monkey
#3 Smoking not only kills, but also makes you dumb!
1 – I now present you Mr. and Mrs. Wolowitz.
2 – How to crucify your stuffed monkey, nerd style.
3 – This is quite possibly the shittiest Total Recall fan film I have ever seen.
1.Honey give me my glasses back I cant see shit.
2. Apple can sell anything…The Imonkey, no reception problems as long as your buddy rubs your belly.
3.Hold on a second…..Fuck grandma, you have to turn over the other way to suck me off.
2. LOL you win
your three mile island prom king and queen.
“Mustache rides – one nickle”
Hahahahhaha. Winner right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hands dooooooown!
DonkeyXote sure loves his mom’s mustache rides.
hurry up and take the picture so we can let the gimp out of the basement.
proud parents: Mr. & Mrs. Gaga
Once the Sweathogs finally moved on, Mr. Kotter’s crank habit spiraled wildly out of control.
Knowing the humour at HolyTaco, this will most likely be the Gold winner.
#1 – Charles thought his new hairstyle would cover up the tattoo he got during that drunken night in vegas.
#2 – The YMCA’s advertising has really been scaled back lately.
#3 – “Hi doc. I need an appointment. The head of my dick is really swollen.”
WoW. Bring back the Brady Bunch. Although I liked the Partridge Family better!
#1: “You’re son tells me this mustache tickles…”
#2: Michael Cera’s family enjoys the premier of “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.”
#3: “Honey, you have to stop feeding Grandpa table scraps, you know he’s not allowed at the table.”