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The 10 Best “Who is that Socially Awkward Dude?” Caption Contest Entries

We spent all last week throwing socially akward photos at you with the promise that the funniest caption would pull in the grand prize of Holy Taco swag and tickets for Dinner for Schmucks.  Well, the dust has settled and here are the highlights.

From Nate 

Mustache rides – one nickle


From mizz 

Once the Sweathogs finally moved on, Mr. Kotter’s crank habit spiraled wildly out of control.


From Pregnant Panda 

Dr. Wiley was happy once. Back before one of his robots decapitated his beloved Martha.



From sca-duche 

I live my life by a strict code…up, up, down, down, left right, left right, A B A B, Select, Start…Mother F*cker!




 From gramx 

You’re right….Your snozzberrys do smell like snozzberrys.


From twosevens 

No one will see me in my unf**kability cloak.


From Dirtyharry19



From Killyourscene 

True Blood: Season 8. A reclusive Bill Compton eats everyone, then makes love to horse.


From logik 

Sarah Jessica Parker stars in Sex and the City 3: Cougars in Carolina


And the winner of the HT prize pack and tickets to the movie…


From Ponder: 

Me-nis-cus [mi-nis-kuhs]
1. A crescent or a crescent-shaped body.
2. The convex or concave upper surface of a column of liquid, the curvature of which is caused by surface tension.
3. A secret society of prepubescent males whose code inlcudes vows of virginity, lonliness and knitting.


Congrats, Ponder.  Shoot us an email and give us your contact info so we can send you your prize.




3 Responses to "The 10 Best “Who is that Socially Awkward Dude?” Caption Contest Entries"

  1. Stop's Mother Fucker says:

    No i can’t stop stalking you mom..

  2. STOP! says:

    please stop

  3. BonaFide says:

    Ponders sucked, it should have been “The Code”