Looks like Bill Murray is going to make a great catch for any lucky lady who wants to fall in love with a hilarious guy who loves pot, booze and kicking. According to latimes.com:
The wife of entertainer Bill Murray has filed for divorce after nearly 11 years of marriage, alleging he abused her and is addicted to marijuana and alcohol.
The complaint, which doesn’t specify instances of Murray’s alleged marijuana or alcohol use, alleges he would often leave without telling his wife and says he “travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons.”
It also alleges Murray physically abused his wife and last November “hit her in the face and then told her she was `lucky he didn’t kill her.’”
The big scoop in this Bill Murray divorce scandal isn’t that he apparently hit her, or that he’s addicted to pot and booze, or that he cheated on her. The big news is that Bill Murray was married. I always thought Bill Murray just played golf and got totally shitfaced between shooting Wes Anderson movies. And while I love Bill Murray, the thought of him having sex kind of makes my penis want to crawl into my asshole. (Luckily for me, that’s where my penis lives, anyway.)
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