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Why Penis Tattoos Are Just Wrong

According to breitbart.com

An Arizona surgeon faces a disciplinary hearing – and possibly a lawsuit – after snapping a photo of a patient’s tattooed genitals during an operation and showing it to other doctors. The tattoo on strip club owner Sean Dubowik’s penis reads: “Hot Rod.”

A member of the surgical staff made an anonymous call about the photo to the Arizona Republic newspaper Monday.

Thanks a lot anonymous surgical staff member for being a total buzz kill! Geez, doctor’s are people too. And people like to take photos of people who have tattoos on their penises. So they took some oath of ethics. Pfft, so what?! That oath was written long before there was the technology available to make a detailed penis tattoo.

Dubowik, 27, plans to contact a lawyer over the incident, saying “the longer I sit here the angrier I get.”

And there, my friends, is the downside to snapping the picture. You’re fucking with a dude who got a tattoo on his penis. On the list of people I wouldn’t want to F with, he’s right behind “Head of the C.I.A.”

3 Responses to "Why Penis Tattoos Are Just Wrong"

  1. quarrygirl says:

    how the hell did the dude even find out about it!?

  2. DBthree says:

    To quarrygirl:

    Surely he just looked down and there it was on his penis “Hot Rod”!!

  3. deez nut says:

    Well, the dude got the tattoo to obviously show it off. He just wants to get paid.


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