As a writer, I believe the pinnacle of writing is to have four women discuss what you've written on a day time talk show geared towards middle-aged housewives. I feel so close to Whoopi, like maybe I should re-rent Eddie. Hmmm, maybe not that close. I think my favorite part of this is that we wrote a list about an incredibly annoying religious person and the one chick goes "oh, that's me!" then goes on to say "wow, these really are people you see at your thanksgiving!" She's impressive that one.
Well you can't complain about free advertising, even if the captive audience is a studio audience of 50 year old ladies who can't wait for their husbands' next paycheck.
I saw that as a classic Whoopie homage and I know she did that because it's funny/true, she still knows funny even after being on The View. The Elizabeth Hasselback cloud of DUMBBB doesn't get to her end of the table.
I saw that as a classic Whoopie homage and I know she did that because it's funny/true, she still knows funny even after being on The View. The Elizabeth Hasselback cloud of DUMBBB doesn't get to her end of the table.
Great, now it's over. I'm done here. It was fun while it lasted. I can picture it now, I'm on the phone with my mom and she's like, "did you see on Holy Taco the 8 people on the road that make you want to pull over and slap them"?
Me: "mom, how do you know about Holy Taco"?
Mom:"they were mentioned on The View, oh there's funny stuff on that site"
I am going to go out on a limb here and say that none of those woman has ever been to this site. Obviously one of their producers wrote that up for them. I doubt any of those yentas know how to work a computer.
"Oh, lets looks at that HILARIOUS website they mentioned on The View! Hmmm... Jesus playing the guitar? Babe of the week? MARIHUANA?!!? I'm going back to LOLCATs!
wtf? you just know that none of those ladies ever actually visited this site. god forbid... they would all have fucking heart attacks if they visited this site. that thought makes me happy actually =).
thought i just did (send it)
start over
---- can I buy you a drink in 10 forward ?----
men need to get the sex ans out of the way first
we are driven by that ---- we have no choice ---
then get on with the other things --personalities
attitudes, political , religion, on and on ----
but why the HOOKUP in the first place THE MAGIC
AND HOW DOES THAT TURN INTO LOVE ---WHAT THE HELL
JUST HAPPENED ------- Ive been there you've been there
Now it is not just physical attraction that question has been answered --- but it moves on --
I'm 64 and i still don't have the ans still in LOVE
WITH EVERY WOMAN IVE EVER BEEN WITH --- AND I HAVE THAT MUCH LOVE TO GIVE ----MOST DO !!!!
THIS WEEEK WAS THE FIRST WEEK BACK IN THE NEW YEAR AND AS SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD THE FEELING THat everyone forgot the real meaning of christmas you surley came out with one thing that holds trur this holiday and it just seemes that everyone was at a different pace and maby we all needed that to realise what the season is really all about. you also had many words from your heart and to me for some reson it hit home big time. your faith along with words of wisdom about family believing and holding on it felt as though you were speaking to me. as a person who tries not to miss one show and is having a hard time i did find your confersation all week as though you were speaking to me and i do think that for some reason this week i did not miss a show I want to say thank you. you may not really understand why but your words advise will be taken into my daily life and you dont even know me . you speak from the heart and we just dont find people like that anymore. You inspired me that things not things you can buy but from the heart can change and i sure needed that . Thank you WOOPI , you dont know how much you touched my heart at a time when i needed it most. i just could not go without saying THANK YOU SO MUCH Flora
Elizabeth Hasselback proves once again that she is devoid of any intelligence whatsoever. What a twit. It really grinds my gears to see people with no skill, no intelligence, nothing good to offer anyone or anything, make ridic money. She needs a good hatefuck right up the caboose.
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November 25th, 2008 at 03:57 pm
November 25th, 2008 at 06:08 pm
November 26th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Wow, you know WAY!!! too much about the people on the View.
November 28th, 2008 at 09:30 am
Im prasanna it's nice i like it thank u very much
December 1st, 2008 at 08:49 pm
agreed.
November 25th, 2008 at 03:26 pm
Well you can't complain about free advertising, even if the captive audience is a studio audience of 50 year old ladies who can't wait for their husbands' next paycheck.
November 25th, 2008 at 03:43 pm
You've been featured on The View. I think this means I can't visit your website anymore.
November 25th, 2008 at 03:52 pm
That's it. You've arrived. Time to pack it in and call it a life.
November 25th, 2008 at 04:17 pm
I like shitting.
November 25th, 2008 at 04:21 pm
Must have been the only thing they looked at on the site.
November 25th, 2008 at 04:22 pm
congratz! but I have to say, whoopi sounds like she smokes 2 cartons a day!
November 25th, 2008 at 04:43 pm
grats on getting on the view! maybe i'll actually watch the show for once... nah that clip was enough.
November 25th, 2008 at 04:52 pm
The View,
Way to ruin a funny list.
November 25th, 2008 at 05:57 pm
I wonder how many complaint e-mails you are going to get when some of The View demographic comes and checks out the rest of Holytaco?
November 25th, 2008 at 06:12 pm
total congrat!!! what an amazing honor.. i would be so high they would have to scrape me off the ceiling!!! well done!!!
November 25th, 2008 at 06:47 pm
Wow Hell must have frozen over, I never thought I would be able to watch the View without having my eyes bleed and penis shrivel.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
I saw that as a classic Whoopie homage and I know she did that because it's funny/true, she still knows funny even after being on The View. The Elizabeth Hasselback cloud of DUMBBB doesn't get to her end of the table.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
I saw that as a classic Whoopie homage and I know she did that because it's funny/true, she still knows funny even after being on The View. The Elizabeth Hasselback cloud of DUMBBB doesn't get to her end of the table.
November 26th, 2008 at 03:00 am
You described my entire family in that list LOL! Awesome job guys.
November 26th, 2008 at 06:13 am
Great, now it's over. I'm done here. It was fun while it lasted. I can picture it now, I'm on the phone with my mom and she's like, "did you see on Holy Taco the 8 people on the road that make you want to pull over and slap them"?
Me: "mom, how do you know about Holy Taco"?
Mom:"they were mentioned on The View, oh there's funny stuff on that site"
Me: (click) phone call over.
November 26th, 2008 at 07:02 am
I think whoopi owes you some of that "Jumping Jack Flash" money.
November 26th, 2008 at 01:07 pm
I am going to go out on a limb here and say that none of those woman has ever been to this site. Obviously one of their producers wrote that up for them. I doubt any of those yentas know how to work a computer.
So I think we are still safe.
For now.
November 26th, 2008 at 05:26 pm
"Oh, lets looks at that HILARIOUS website they mentioned on The View! Hmmm... Jesus playing the guitar? Babe of the week? MARIHUANA?!!? I'm going back to LOLCATs!
November 30th, 2008 at 09:57 am
hey congrats on whoopie reading about that list.....but seriously The View?? whats next OpRaH!?!?!?!
December 1st, 2008 at 08:48 pm
wtf? you just know that none of those ladies ever actually visited this site. god forbid... they would all have fucking heart attacks if they visited this site. that thought makes me happy actually =).
December 23rd, 2008 at 09:19 am
thought i just did (send it)
start over
---- can I buy you a drink in 10 forward ?----
men need to get the sex ans out of the way first
we are driven by that ---- we have no choice ---
then get on with the other things --personalities
attitudes, political , religion, on and on ----
but why the HOOKUP in the first place THE MAGIC
AND HOW DOES THAT TURN INTO LOVE ---WHAT THE HELL
JUST HAPPENED ------- Ive been there you've been there
Now it is not just physical attraction that question has been answered --- but it moves on --
I'm 64 and i still don't have the ans still in LOVE
WITH EVERY WOMAN IVE EVER BEEN WITH --- AND I HAVE THAT MUCH LOVE TO GIVE ----MOST DO !!!!
STONE
January 9th, 2009 at 07:40 pm
THIS WEEEK WAS THE FIRST WEEK BACK IN THE NEW YEAR AND AS SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD THE FEELING THat everyone forgot the real meaning of christmas you surley came out with one thing that holds trur this holiday and it just seemes that everyone was at a different pace and maby we all needed that to realise what the season is really all about. you also had many words from your heart and to me for some reson it hit home big time. your faith along with words of wisdom about family believing and holding on it felt as though you were speaking to me. as a person who tries not to miss one show and is having a hard time i did find your confersation all week as though you were speaking to me and i do think that for some reason this week i did not miss a show I want to say thank you. you may not really understand why but your words advise will be taken into my daily life and you dont even know me . you speak from the heart and we just dont find people like that anymore. You inspired me that things not things you can buy but from the heart can change and i sure needed that . Thank you WOOPI , you dont know how much you touched my heart at a time when i needed it most. i just could not go without saying THANK YOU SO MUCH Flora
November 26th, 2009 at 08:27 pm
Elizabeth Hasselback proves once again that she is devoid of any intelligence whatsoever. What a twit. It really grinds my gears to see people with no skill, no intelligence, nothing good to offer anyone or anything, make ridic money. She needs a good hatefuck right up the caboose.
November 27th, 2009 at 06:16 am
I just got a mental picture of Justin and Whoopi sitting at a pottery wheel together while Unchained Melody plays in the background.
*shivers*
Seriously, congrats Holy Taco. As much as I've hated some of your recent articles, this is still pretty awesome.
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