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Whoopi Goldberg And “The View” Read Holy Taco

As a writer, I believe the pinnacle of writing is to have four women discuss what you’ve written on a day time talk show geared towards middle-aged housewives. I feel so close to Whoopi, like maybe I should re-rent Eddie. Hmmm, maybe not that close. I think my favorite part of this is that we wrote a list about an incredibly annoying religious person and the one chick goes "oh, that’s me!" then goes on to say "wow, these really are people you see at your thanksgiving!" She’s impressive that one.

29 Responses to "Whoopi Goldberg And “The View” Read Holy Taco"

  1. justin says:
    We would understand.
  2. justin says:
    Yeah, I hope they find the photoshop I did of two unborn fetuses blowing each other in a sonogram photo.  That’s sure to go over well.

  3. paisley says:

    total congrat!!! what an amazing honor.. i would be so high they would have to scrape me off the ceiling!!! well done!!!

  4. BlackCom says:

    Wow Hell must have frozen over, I never thought I would be able to watch the View without having my eyes bleed and penis shrivel.

  5. Lisa Leone says:

    I saw that as a classic Whoopie homage and I know she did that because it’s funny/true, she still knows funny even after being on The View. The Elizabeth Hasselback cloud of DUMBBB doesn’t get to her end of the table.

  6. Lisa Leone says:

    I saw that as a classic Whoopie homage and I know she did that because it’s funny/true, she still knows funny even after being on The View. The Elizabeth Hasselback cloud of DUMBBB doesn’t get to her end of the table.

  7. Lisa Marie says:

    You described my entire family in that list LOL! Awesome job guys.

  8. Dom says:

    Great, now it’s over. I’m done here. It was fun while it lasted. I can picture it now, I’m on the phone with my mom and she’s like, “did you see on Holy Taco the 8 people on the road that make you want to pull over and slap them”?

    Me: “mom, how do you know about Holy Taco”?

    Mom:”they were mentioned on The View, oh there’s funny stuff on that site”

    Me: (click) phone call over.

  9. Dr_Strangepork says:

    I think whoopi owes you some of that “Jumping Jack Flash” money.

  10. JW says:

    Wow, you know WAY!!! too much about the people on the View.

  11. Mr. Balls says:

    I am going to go out on a limb here and say that none of those woman has ever been to this site. Obviously one of their producers wrote that up for them. I doubt any of those yentas know how to work a computer.

    So I think we are still safe.

    For now.

  12. PoisonedV says:

    “Oh, lets looks at that HILARIOUS website they mentioned on The View! Hmmm… Jesus playing the guitar? Babe of the week? MARIHUANA?!!? I’m going back to LOLCATs!

  13. Prasanna says:

    Im prasanna it’s nice i like it thank u very much

  14. ZeRoX says:

    hey congrats on whoopie reading about that list…..but seriously The View?? whats next OpRaH!?!?!?!

  15. andrew says:

    wtf? you just know that none of those ladies ever actually visited this site. god forbid… they would all have fucking heart attacks if they visited this site. that thought makes me happy actually =).

  16. andrew says:

    agreed.

  17. old stone says:

    thought i just did (send it)
    start over
    —- can I buy you a drink in 10 forward ?—-

    men need to get the sex ans out of the way first
    we are driven by that —- we have no choice —
    then get on with the other things –personalities
    attitudes, political , religion, on and on —-
    but why the HOOKUP in the first place THE MAGIC
    AND HOW DOES THAT TURN INTO LOVE —WHAT THE HELL
    JUST HAPPENED ——- Ive been there you’ve been there
    Now it is not just physical attraction that question has been answered — but it moves on —
    I’m 64 and i still don’t have the ans still in LOVE
    WITH EVERY WOMAN IVE EVER BEEN WITH — AND I HAVE THAT MUCH LOVE TO GIVE —-MOST DO !!!!

    STONE

  18. FLROA says:

    THIS WEEEK WAS THE FIRST WEEK BACK IN THE NEW YEAR AND AS SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD THE FEELING THat everyone forgot the real meaning of christmas you surley came out with one thing that holds trur this holiday and it just seemes that everyone was at a different pace and maby we all needed that to realise what the season is really all about. you also had many words from your heart and to me for some reson it hit home big time. your faith along with words of wisdom about family believing and holding on it felt as though you were speaking to me. as a person who tries not to miss one show and is having a hard time i did find your confersation all week as though you were speaking to me and i do think that for some reason this week i did not miss a show I want to say thank you. you may not really understand why but your words advise will be taken into my daily life and you dont even know me . you speak from the heart and we just dont find people like that anymore. You inspired me that things not things you can buy but from the heart can change and i sure needed that . Thank you WOOPI , you dont know how much you touched my heart at a time when i needed it most. i just could not go without saying THANK YOU SO MUCH Flora

  19. niceypoo says:

    Elizabeth Hasselback proves once again that she is devoid of any intelligence whatsoever. What a twit. It really grinds my gears to see people with no skill, no intelligence, nothing good to offer anyone or anything, make ridic money. She needs a good hatefuck right up the caboose.

  20. Off and Onymous says:

    I just got a mental picture of Justin and Whoopi sitting at a pottery wheel together while Unchained Melody plays in the background.

    *shivers*

    Seriously, congrats Holy Taco. As much as I’ve hated some of your recent articles, this is still pretty awesome.

  21. Pratik says:

    Well you can’t complain about free advertising, even if the captive audience is a studio audience of 50 year old ladies who can’t wait for their husbands’ next paycheck.

  22. Redd says:

    You’ve been featured on The View. I think this means I can’t visit your website anymore.

  23. JW says:

    That’s it. You’ve arrived. Time to pack it in and call it a life.

  24. Krunked says:

    I like shitting.

  25. Uncle Dave says:

    Must have been the only thing they looked at on the site.

  26. chad2bert says:

    congratz! but I have to say, whoopi sounds like she smokes 2 cartons a day!

  27. grats on getting on the view! maybe i’ll actually watch the show for once… nah that clip was enough.

  28. Anonymous says:

    The View,
    Way to ruin a funny list.

  29. WarfarinB says:

    I wonder how many complaint e-mails you are going to get when some of The View demographic comes and checks out the rest of Holytaco?


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