Who’s A Better Rapper: Will.I.Am or Raindrop?

Will.I.Am managed to put on the worst performance in rap history at yesterday’s Grammys. It was more embarrassing than watching your parents have sex…with your grandparents. It was so bad that it reminded me of Raindrop—the 12-year-old hip hop extraordinaire who laid waste to MC Mike Glambin in a now legendary middle school rap battle. I am asking this question seriously: Can you tell me who is a better rapper?

I can’t tell the difference between the wildly successful rapper who’s made millions and the bucktoothed suburban dork who stutters and drools all over himself. I’ll call this one a draw.