Why Did This Story Make The News?

January 8th, 2009 | 07:03 am

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I just have a few questions about this news segment. And here they are in order of importance:

1. Did this woman call CBS and say, "Hi, I bite my dog every morning. Do you think this is a story you would like to cover on your nightly news program?"

2. Did a reporter, when hearing of this story, walk into his/her producer's office and say, "I'm going to need the news van for a few hours to cover a story about a woman who bites her dog every morning."

3. Why didn't we get to see the husband bite the dog?

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