I just have a few questions about this news segment. And here they are in order of importance:
1. Did this woman call CBS and say, "Hi, I bite my dog every morning. Do you think this is a story you would like to cover on your nightly news program?"
2. Did a reporter, when hearing of this story, walk into his/her producer’s office and say, "I’m going to need the news van for a few hours to cover a story about a woman who bites her dog every morning."
3. Why didn’t we get to see the husband bite the dog?
Other crap to look at:
Valerie Cormier is probably the hottest "Valerie" in the world (
gorillamask)
Griselda Sanchez is definitely the hottest "Griselda" in the world (
doubleviking)
Lets reminisce about a younger, hotter Pamela Anderson (
drw)
Here are the best Budweiser-based recipes (
askmen)
Guy falls asleep while getting his face tattooed (
afrojacks)
This girl is a little tone deaf (
ejb)
This dumbass got a tattoo to celebrate the Detroit Lions winless season (
tastybooze)
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
HAHAHA THIS IS MY LOCAL NEWS STATION HAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ugh, I hate going out with girls who have pets. A cat has watched me have sex. I tried to focus on my partner but the cat was just freaking me out.
Needless to say, I didn’t climax.
all I heard was “nippleling her cock-”…
Why doesn’t she just punch herself in the face?