This Is Why Old Men Shouldn't Carry Jesus Statues

November 21st, 2008 | 05:49 am
 
 
 
You know exactly what's coming, but it's still funny to see four old men carry a huge statue of Jesus to the altar, botch the turn-a-round, drop it to the screaming horrors of onlooking nuns and other members of the congregation. But the best part is at the end, when they look at each other, prop the busted statue back up on its feet and then just sort of walk away. Good work, guys. Your work here is done.
 
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11 Responses to "This Is Why Old Men Shouldn't Carry Jesus Statues"

  1. frankie Says:

    and i'm sure you were disappointed when you didn't see this....

    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/MISSKIER/10%20POINTS/rosie-odonnell...

  2. frankie Says:

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Anonymous Says:

    that's not Jesus

  4. Anonymous Says:

    great links, this will keep me from doing any work for the next 8 hours.

  5. Pratik Says:

    Did the statue's head shatter when it hit the ground?

  6. Roc Says:

    About the links.. When you say "Rosie is Naked" provide a last name please. I had to take an extra valium before I dared to click it.

  7. Anonymous Says:

    If Christianity is true there will be a Jebus statue resurrection video next. Right?

  8. Anonymous Says:

    Ive seen an old lady fumble the eucharist with her tongue and it fell to the floor, a bunch of old people shrieked

  9. Anonymous Says:

    Gravity: 1

    God: 0

  10. Anonymous Says:

    that's not a statue of Christ; that's a saint. and it's a statue. and it fell in the middle of mass. and its head shattered. i would be frightened too. not because its a bad omen, but because i jump at scary movies, and loud noises, and it makes me sad when someone's art gets destroyed. this is not funny and you folks are a bit sadistic.

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