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Why You Should Never Eat The Wings At Hooters

I’ve had a ton of shitty jobs.  And during the course of doing all those shitty jobs, I’ve compiled quite a few stories.  The other day I decided to share one of those stories with my co-workers, and when I was finished, they looked at me disgusted for a few moments, and one of them said "That’s messed up, dude.  The world needs to know that." 
 
 
When I was 19, a Hooters opened up two blocks from where I lived.  My roommate and I needed a job, and also had penises, so we decided to apply as cooks there.  It was basically us, and 8 hispanic guys that didn’t speak a word of english, or have any clue what Hooters was.  I know this because during our orientation, which was the ten of us and 75 girls, one of them leaned over to me and asked, "Why there is much pussy?"  When I explained best I could that that was the theme of the restaurant, he turned to the other seven dudes, translated it into Spanish, and then collectively they all went, "Aaaah."  Then there was silence for a second and then one of them went "estabien guey!" and they started high-fiving each other.
 
 
Anyway, about a few months into it, I realized that it wasn’t that awesome of a job.  Hooters is a lot like a Michael Bay movie. It’s loud, everybody in it is stupid and you spend most of your time hoping you’re going to see someone’s titties…but you never do. 
 
 
My job was to work the fryer.  Basically I’d go get wings from the walk-in fridge,  take them out front, batter them, flour them, then dump them in the fryer. 

 
You may say this job was so easy a retarded person could do it.  You have no idea how right you are, because the other "fryer" guy that worked alongside me had been hit by a car a few years before and was dropped off at our work by a special bus each day. 
 
 
So one day I pull the wings out, and they’re green and nasty, and smelled like a homeless dude that had (for some reason) rolled around in paprika.  Sort of spicy and sour.  So I go to throw them away and all of a sudden I hear, "WHOAAAA Buuuuuddddy.  Watcha doin’ J?"  I turn around and it was my manager, who was actually a really good guy, but a stickler about food costs.  So I go, "The wings are rotten," then I make the homeless comparison I just made to you, to him, and he goes, "Let me show you a little something I learned in trenches."  He grabs a white bucket, like this one:
 
 
And he fills it with water, about half way.  Then he dumps the rotten wings into the water.  Then he looks at me and he goes, "Here’s the magic."  He grabs a bottle of bleach from the supply closet, and he pours a cap full of it, and dumps that cap into the water, with the wings.  Then he grabs a wooden spoon and he stirs the wings, like a witch stirring a secret spell.  Then he looks at me and goes "The bleach kills the smell, and then the fryer kills everything else."  Then he went to the front, battered, fried, and served those wings. 
 
 

189 Responses to "Why You Should Never Eat The Wings At Hooters"

  1. kdoggydog says:

    You’ve done a great service by publishing this story. I wish I could say it’s going to deter me from ever eating wings at Hooters again, but then again, I live in LA. Going to a Hooters out here is like going to an Olive Garden in Italy. Just doesn’t make sense.

  2. Pratik says:

    Just go to Hooters, order a beer, and watch the game while eyeing the waitresses during commercials.

  3. Dom says:

    Have yet to have Hooters wings where they don’t give me the shits. I swear, Hooters = smelly mess = nobody likes you.

  4. seabass92109 says:

    This story is 101% true. I was one of the managers of the hooters this kid worked for. I also rememebering you never hooking up any chicks. I remembering you telling us you masterbated a lot.

  5. Anonymous says:

    it is true, I just read it on the internet

  6. Anonymous says:

    The place? The people? The actual dirt it rests on?

    Be more specific, fuckwad

  7. Jennifer says:

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
    Damn, the things men will do to see boobies.
    Stay home and watch porn. It’s healthier and often free!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Show us your tits

  9. Anonymous says:

    as long as they don’t bleach the beer…don’t eat the wings and it’s game on.

  10. Anonymous says:

    That’s exactly how my dad cooked a two pound slab of pork loin that he bought on sale the day it expired and kept in the fridge for a month. He only resorted to the diluted bleach after the hydrogen peroxide didn’t kill the smell.

  11. Um... ya says:

    Like reading playboy for the articles, right?

  12. Sum Ting Wong says:

    I tried the capful of bleach once….my wife screamed like hell when I quirted it on her cootch, but at least the stank was gone! My gums still burn a bit, but, meh.

  13. Wingman says:

    Hooters wings suck and anyway, they’re photoshopped.
    I dated a few Hooters girls and just like the food, they taste pretty good but you never know where they’ve been and they sometimes smell a little rotten.

  14. TonganNinja says:

    I’m sure you befriended some hot young co-eds in Texas, Hussien. right after they yelled “TERRORIST” and shot you.(everyone has guns here). Buffalo Wild Wings is the tits though. Mango Habanero sauce, mmmmmmm.

  15. Blake says:

    Pluckers > Hooters

    and i think bleach is good for you anyway.

  16. Anonymous says:

    I’ve been to Hooters and had their wings before. Nothing special, not too bad. Don’t eat too many or you’ll blow a hole in your colon.

  17. TrillVille says:

    Nobody goes to Hooter for the wings anyway.

  18. Mad as Hell says:

    Why were the wings battered?

    I find it unbelievable that any restaurant can fuck up something as simple as wings.

    1. Put wings in fryer, wait till cooked.
    2. Take wings out of fryer and toss in large metal bowl with sauce of choice.
    3. Serve wings with blue cheese, celery, and carrots.

    How so many places can screw this up is beyond me.

  19. justin says:
    Holy shit, i’m pretty sure this is my manager.
  20. Anonymous says:

    Maybe if the bitches there stuck’em up their cunts, then Id go to town on’em

  21. VideoVampire says:

    I’d rather go to Chilli’s too, LOL!

  22. Anonymous says:

    Oh hey man, didn’t you know that real Buffalo wings are battered? Oh yeah everytime I buy them from bars and pizzerias in WNY they are battered. Its just like when I worked in Michigan and was told what a Buffalo wing is and how to cook them. I couldn’t help but laugh while telling them I’m actually from the city of Buffalo not the Wild Wings in Lansing or when they asked why I was putting Franks on the wings instead of their buffalo sauce. Damn bastards and their bastardization of the chicken wing. People who bread chiken wings should shoot themselves.

  23. dicktheassrancher says:

    sum ting wong, tell her to wash that thang, damn, soap and water baby, and respectfully, Holy Taco, give that man a damn t-shirt, too funny, just say’in

  24. Anonymous says:

    hahaha! sad dog ftw

  25. Anonymous says:

    PIMMAL=Puked In MY Mouth A Little. Next time just say “I pimmal’d there” or just “pimmal” And show us your boobies.

  26. hussein in da hizzy! says:

    hey yeah.. “everyone has guns here”. right lemme go get on my horse, ride on down the pasture to the ranch, proceed to dismount and enter my homestead, take off my spurs, boots, and straw hat, look up my gran pappy’s ole’ chilli reciepe, and serve you up a bowl of GO FUCK YOURSELF. now if you excuse me and ole W have another “war” on terror to plan. CockBite

  27. Manbearpig says:

    Hooters waitresses are a lot like Oakland Raider cheerleaders. They’re prety hot from far away, but when you see them up close, they’re usually pretty beat up and have high mileage and some are a little doughy.

  28. Joe says:

    Check out the Hooter waitresses in Jersey… I went in one and 2 of them were pregnant…

    “Jersey girls ain’t trash – trash gets picked up”

  29. Anonymous says:

    A buddy of mine that worked at a Long John Silvers liked to jizz into the fryers. Of coarse, this is the same guy that jerked off a dog because it looked sad.

  30. Anonymous says:

    I heard Thuman’s teaches the bleach trick to deli and pizzeria owners. Think about that the next time you eat a chicken parm sandwich from your favorite place.

  31. Anonymous says:

    They don’t batter/bread the wings in Buffalo, asshole.
    Any place that does batter them, is a chain restaurant out of another area.

    I’ve lived in Buffalo for over 35 years and have had wings from all different kinds of restaurants. So kindly know what you’re talking about before you start talking out of your ass, you dumb cunt.

  32. Anonymous says:

    not true, USDA would shut it down

  33. Anonymous says:

    While I’m not the same anon who posted L.A. sucks, I’d like to throw my 2 cents in.

    The city itself, doesn’t suck.
    The location doesn’t suck.

    What does make it suck are the egotistical residents that think they are owed something because they live in that city.
    The fact that they are shallow, materialistic and totally unable to understand anything that doesn’t involve them.
    The fact that the majority of the population uses the expression “I’m from L.A.” like it will make ladies cream their knickers and men wet themselves.

    The fact that the assholes who are so stuck on what area code you live in that they’ll buy cell phones in the O.C. to get chicks.
    Or the retards that thrive on the “L.A. Lifestyle” and paying $600,000 for a house that’s $75k in other markets.

    Oh, and the fact that most of the people in L.A. that say “Hey, I’m from L.A.” are batshit crazy.

    Just because you live in L.A. doesn’t mean you’re owed anything. It doesn’t mean that you’re special. If you think it does, you need a punch to the baby maker.

  34. Anonymous says:

    Ugh, unfortunately practices like this aren’t just at Hooters, they are at many restaurants that many of you have eaten in. I personally never want to know what the nastiest thing I’ve ever been served in a restaurant, but I know it was something bad just from the odds of it happening. My girlfriend was a waitress and alot of my friends in high school and college. This is nasty as hell but still not the worst thing I’ve heard happening. You don’t want something like this happening to you? Don’t go out to eat in restaurants, doesn’t matter if its Hooters or not. I’m talking 5 star restaurants too, they are all the same, they just charge different prices for different clientel.

  35. AdderallJack says:

    Hooters?… They’re okay, but I’d rather go to Chili’s…

  36. Cooter says:

    Whatever…fuck it. I’m sure we’ve all had worse and never been the wiser.

  37. Anonymous says:

    I know someone that worked at a tyson chicken processing plant.

    Their rules:

    Green – goes through
    Slimy – goes through
    Green and slimy – dumpster.

    She refuses to each ANY chicken.

  38. supermanlymangunowner says:

    LA sucks.

  39. Anonymous says:

    Dude, it’s my same problem with nachos. The damn chains have everyone believing that nachos are a plate of chips with piles of meat, cheese, and every other piece o’crap thrown on it for good measure. I grew up in Texas and even there it’s hard to find a place to take the time to make real nachos anymore. And proper nachos are a labor intensive thing. Not scoops of this and that thrown under a broiler. Buffalo wings aren’t what they used to be in the restaurant biz either. /RANT/RANT/RANT/

  40. really? says:

    It is LA the city…as in boobs…

  41. Hmmm says:

    Was that LA the city or LA as in Louisiana? I thought they were referring to the latter…

  42. LindaMarie says:

    USDA doesn’t regulate safety, only quality, as in the company pays for them to test the flavor

  43. Ryan says:

    If you don’t put the wings in the flour, then they are considered ‘Naked’ but yes, drop how ever many wings you need, wait till floating in the fryer, sauce of choice.
    Faggots.

  44. cynthia says:

    YOU SUCK!!

  45. Anonymous9898 says:

    LA hooters is the shit, only went in for a quick burger was in there 4 hours bloody american girls with big tits knowing how confused british men.

    on the city, it’s epic place is insane, agree with the comments on the majortiy of it’s inhabitants being egotistical pricks.

  46. Hooter cook in OH says:

    I’m a Hooter cook and thank the gods this is ALMOST true at my Hooters. Our GM is like a food cost Nazi and our numbers are the best in Ohio WITHOUT using Bleach Magic. If our wings ar gag-a-licious we suck it up and throw em out. If we wouldn’t eat it, it won’t go out to a table.
    And yeah food there does get boring and menu items aren’t that great. I’m always makin up new foods to make my fav Hootie girls and me. Lik wraps, nachos, chicken parm, meatloaf sandwiches..they love me makin their lunch checks! :D

  47. Anonymous says:

    Sounds like this was pulled straight from Fight Club

  48. steve says:

    This is a disgusting example of what goes on in chain restaurants like that.

    @Brother Z: You’re not wrong to blame the manager who bleached the wings, or the author, for allowing this to happen. You are, however, wrong for letting Hooters upper-level management off the hook. I’ve worked in 3 chain restaurants and 2 independents in the past 10 years, and I’ve seen a common practice amongst regional management and above. They don’t tell the general manager at a store to bend or break the rules, because doing so would make them complicit when it happens. What they do is set the goals unattainably high, for example, making the goal for food waste to cut it every month. Waste happens, there’s no way to cut it out completely, so there must be a point where the general manager at a store has cut it as low as it can go while staying within the rules. When upper management demands waste be cut even further than that, the GM has no choice but to break the rules and endanger the customers.

  49. spense09 says:

    i want to see you eat one. it might look ok, but its rotten. you would get real sick.

  50. Someone. =) says:

    It is the company that would have to take care of this. They know there responsibilities, this issue being one of them. Many of you think this may not be a big idea, but things like the Ecoli strain O157:H7 and salmonella has killed many young children and old people because of careless mistakes such as these. Also, yes most of the bacteria will be killed off in such high heat but many times especially with careless cooks and horrible managers like these the food does not get cooked properly and it can seriously cause an outbreak of a new virus, it’s obviously happened before and it became an epidemic so if you’re still thinking that “it cannot kill you, and will only make you stronger” than that’s great for you (so you hope), not so much for others (mainly weaker immune systems). For the guy who blamed the guy who wrote this, I think you are just…stupid. This could potentially help someone in the future and it’s giving out information so it absolutely doesn’t hurt to have posted this.

  51. lolzzzz says:

    lolzzzz..that’s funny because i also worked at a hooters as a fry boy a few years back, only for 2 weeks (such a pos job btw). Though i didn’t see anything as extreme as this…i can tell u truthfully that the cooks who handle the raw chicken also sometimes toss the chicken in the sauce with the same unwashed hands…happens all the time.

  52. Anonymous says:

    He blamed the author for ONLY posting it here and not reporting it. It’s good it was posted, but he should have reported it.

  53. Anonymous says:

    Good O~ Corp. America! Fuck the people and fuck them hard just to make a buck. Well look around now. The good old united states is a dump! Thank you corporate America. Maybe we should take all the CO’s and CEO in put their asses in a bucket with bleach water. ?????

  54. Rastapasta says:

    Fuck Hooters, Shotgun Willies is the shit good food, beer and hot topless chicks. Must try for anyone visting Denver

  55. Nickolaus says:

    What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger. Bring on the bleach wings bitches!

    Seriously though, who cares? If it tastes funny, then i have problem. But, if they’re fine when they come to me, i’m fine with eating them. Bleached or not. I think we, as a human race, have become bit of nancies when it comes to eating. It has to be clean, it has to be fresh, it has to…ect. The truth, it has to taste good. That should be all that matters.

    With a stomach of Iron,
    Nickolaus

  56. Anon says:

    Wow dude why don’t you go masturbate to some bw3s commercials.

  57. Dick says:

    that’s why i stopped eating out… that and the waitstaff spitting and god knows what in your food

  58. Anonymous says:

    Good point, but what you have to understand, is that the wings are also probably fake and loaded with some kind of preservative. And now they are rotten, after they were frozen.

  59. Anonymous says:

    A family restaurant? What planet are yiou from? When I’m with the GF, I won’t even DRIVE pat one.

  60. Anonymous says:

    I haven’t seen Fight Club.

  61. Anonymous says:

    however not everyone eats these things blindly, you cant blatantly assume this about everyone who dines at a restaurant. although SOME products in stores are entirely or even partially synthetic it doesnt mean theyre bad for you, in fact many completely natural foods are terrible for you. not that i care that people spit in my food because of its unhealthy nature. anyone who spits in food is fucked up no mattter you try to legitimize it, touch my food your dead bottom line.

  62. Anonymous says:

    stop talking about the entymology of the word “fag” or the history of the Roman Empire. While these may be interesting discussions elsewhere, that is not the purpose of this article. You are becoming obnoxiously off topic, so please shut the hell up.

  63. Anonymous says:

    me neither

  64. Anonymous says:

    Each place has their dirty little secrets.
    When I worked at Burger King, things got sloppy real fast. I always worked hard and did what the rule book said, but the first night I worked till closing (which was 1 AM at the time), I got a slap in the face when it came to fast food shortcuts.
    It is true that BK flame broils everything, and since this thing is on all day long it gets really really dirty everyday. So one of the final clean ups for the night crew is to ‘clean the broiler’, which takes about 2 hours and it sucks. So at 11o’clock, the crew made about 50 whopper patties and 60 Junior whoppers, and stored them in the large plastic bins that the vegetables are in. From that point on, they are microwaved until hot.
    Later on, the crew just re-fry’s everything until they’re hot. Numerous times.

  65. Anonymous says:

    And for those very reasons is why i never eat at restaurants anymore. You just never know.

  66. Josh says:

    Why?? That manager should be hung for forever ruining my Hooter’s experience. I’m not gonna kill the messenger. Thx for letting us know.

    Josh

  67. Anonymous says:

    just the idea of hooters is wrong, of course the food sucks your not there for the food your there so you can look at way young girls with almost nothing on. Your not really paying any attention to the food, grow up there using sex to sell rotten food, and you fell for it, get a grip.There are guys that are going to tell me to get a grip now, but they don’t matter there the guys who say respecting a woman by not treating other women like a piece od meat is because the girl is “jealous” not. Jealous is a word used by men who just want to get there way, sorry if some of you men can’t handle that but it’s soooooooooooo true. If you sit back and look at the food and then smell your food, and not have sex staring you in the face you would not touch the so called food. Most people eat with there eyes, but this is to much, endangering your life for a look it’s pathetic…….

  68. Shawn says:

    While that is pretty gross, your manager has a point. You could eat those wings and (if there is enough sauce on em) you would never know the difference and you would be completely fine. The fryer would kill any and all bacteria on them but this argument always goes back to: “Dude they are r-o-t-t-e-n!”

  69. I like sandwiches says:

    the only Subways I’ve been to have the ovens behind them, so i know my sandwiches are delicious.

  70. tara says:

    i once worked with my brother in a hotel, (he is normally very quite)one day ,one of the chefs got ticked off with a complaint from a customer so he brought the steak outside due to cameras in the kitchen,he pissed on it, spat on it, then got into his car and rolled over it and back a few times,then brought the steak back in and cooked it and sent it to the customer but before it reached the customer my brother who had been watching this and could not believe that the chef actually sent this to the customer (the customer ,who by the way,unknown to the chef was my brothers wife) stopped the waitress and took it back to the kitchen,he grabs the chef and shoves his hand into the hot fryer and makes the chef eat the steak under threat of a butchers knife,he then said if he ever saw this again he would shove the chefs head into the fryer,he then served 6 months in prison for this but said he would still do the same again,any one who does this sort of thing to a persons food should think it through,it could happen to them plus there are very angry people out there,
    (my brother for one) that you just don’t want to mess with.
    have a nice day people and don’t let assholes get away with this shit in the future.PUNISH THEM ACCORDINGLY!

  71. Anonymous says:

    stop bringing women down

  72. AnonymousFail says:

    You are fail at grammar and spelling.

  73. Anonymous says:

    some wanker frat boy who doesn’t like mexicans and disabled people and all dem others that are diffurnt – this is internet tripe.

  74. Anonymous says:

    high five!

  75. Anonymous says:

    At Subway the sandwich has to be prepared in front of the customer so no spitting but they keep the bread in plastic bins under the counter and if you are a jerk, the employee has probably wiped your bread across the dirty floor before bringing it up to the counter. Just because you get to watch your food being made doesn’t leave you free to be a dick. We have our ways….also don’t eat the soup

  76. Anonymous says:

    If you were one of my students, this paragraph would force me to fail you, as well as convince your other teachers to fail you.

    You, Sir or Ma’am, are full of FAIL.

  77. Anonymous says:

    I’ve worked at BurgerKing for a couple of years, and anything even close to that has never happened and never will happen.
    The quality of the food is constantly checked and anything that looks even slightly suspicious is thrown away instantly.

    This was in Norway though, where we still have standards and don’t let dirty immigrants ruin our food and reputation.

  78. Anonymous says:

    probably a bullshit story. nice try

  79. Anonymous says:

    Wow get a life

  80. Anonymous says:

    Every one of you eats “Food Type Product”s every day. Things that are not even FOOD. Are you really worried about a little mold? Yes, we serve you food that has been rotten for weeks. Yes we serve you food that fell on the floor. Yes if we don’t like you we spit in, piss in, and sometimes wipe our a$$es with your food before we serve it to you.

    Don’t ask what’s in the bisque.

    What do you care though? You pound your diet cokes loaded with Methanol and formaldehyde, your fruits and vegetables loaded with carcinogenic pesticides, cattle that are so loaded with hormones that when they Japanese started eating it their children started getting taller, “eggs” and “cheese” that are 100% chemically manufactured and contains 0% biological materials, the bottles you feed your baby boy with are leeching chemicals into his formula that inhibit testosterone production, but you’re worried about a little mold in your Hooters Wings?

    Go back to sleep, Coppertop. The world beyond your force fed microcosm is far worse than you can imagine.

  81. Anonymous says:

    hear hear!

    be original, guy. everybody’s seen fight club

  82. Chumly says:

    I just gave up wing for lent. Make that for life.

  83. Anonymous says:

    Just another upset fat chick….

  84. Dick Malone says:

    Oh it happens. We used to rub the buns on our taint and ball bag at McDonald’s before putting the burgers together.

  85. Kid Ego says:

    Tilted Kilt 4tw!

  86. Anonymous says:

    wow. thats so wrong

  87. Muddy Asshole Kev says:

    Yeah no kidding. Get a life. Plus if you boil the shit out of something you’re going to kill most of the bacteria. I’ve been eating a Hooters for years. Every once in a while I get the shits. That’s probably why.

    I agree with Iron Stomach Nicholas.

  88. Anonymous says:

    That was the best explanation I’ve ever heard. I work in food service. I hate upper management douche bags with their awesome special shirt that no one else may wear and how we are somehow on first name basis with someone we never cared to meet.

  89. THEMAN says:

    hooters is not a strip club its a family restaurant, and a big tease.

  90. Frycook says:

    That’s a good tip!

  91. Jorge Regula says:

    Photoshopped!

  92. Nymous says:

    Hooters is the place for guys who are too dickless to go to an actual stripclub. Everyone’s there for the tits. The food is an after thought. What kind of moron eats the food at a strip club? No wonder they bleach it.

  93. Anonymous says:

    Buffalo Wild wings, the worst? They are the best, and they do NOT use breading. Hooters are the only buffalo wings with breading I would THINK of eating. Buffalo wild wings is the absolute BEST wing place on this planet and all others.

  94. Anonymous says:

    that is so undeniably hideous

  95. Brother Z says:

    It is horrible that something like this would happen, and that the food would be served to people, but you cannot place the blame on the company. The company did not order the manager to use the rotten food, and the company certainly did not force you to comply. If you were actually concerned about health and safety, you would have spoken up or informed the FDA. You cannot tell this story and absolve yourself of responsibility by saying it’s ‘messed up’ after the fact. I don’t blame Hooters for this atrocity of food service, I blame you.

    -Brother Z

  96. Anonymous says:

    Oh boy, do you have issues! Do you feel impotent and unimportant a lot? Is it so unfair that you really have to work now that you are to become a grown-up?
    If serving mistreated food is good for a maiming punishment, your last comment will cost you your life, don’cha think?

  97. Anonymous says:

    Since when Buffaloes have wings?

  98. Anonymous says:

    What more do you expect from a woman?

  99. Anonymous says:

    You obviously failed English class.

  100. Anonymous says:

    Same here.

  101. Anonymous says:

    it sucked

  102. Anonymous says:

    Nor I.

  103. Anonymous says:

    Neither have I

  104. Anonymous says:

    Takes more than that to clean the scum!

  105. Anonymous says:

    fuck you, dude.

    just because you have a minimum wage job doesn’t mean you have to put the general public in the way of harm.

    how would you like it if you were in a bad mood one day, only had $1, and looked at an employee the wrong way and got a loogie in your only meal for the day. fuck that.

    i’ve worked quite a few shitty jobs, we all do at some point, but be a fucking man and deal with it.

  106. Anonymous says:

    If a woman choses to work at a hooters, no one is bringing her down. K?

  107. needle dick says:

    If that’s true that’s one of the most awesome stories I’ve ever heard. Just thought you should know.

  108. Tiffany says:

    Nope, never seen it either.

  109. Tiffany says:

    Mmm… But the real wings from BWW, not the boneless crap, right?

  110. Kelly says:

    ** their **too **you’re **they’re

    When YOU’RE trying to make a valid point, it helps to not sound like a third-grader. Hooters is awesome and gross things in the kitchen happen everywhere.

  111. Anonymous says:

    Etymology, idiot.
    Also, the word idiot happens to come from the Greek language, just so you know.

  112. Tiffany says:

    Thank you so much, Kelly. It needed to be said.

  113. Sam says:

    So what you are saying is I should use a cap full of bleach when I make wings at home.

  114. ruth says:

    ONLY IF THEY ARE ROTTEN !!!!!!!

  115. Anonymous says:

    Where’s the non-ghetto hooters?

  116. Manbearpig says:

    Probably mission valley. That Hooters is alright when SDSU is in class, but it sucks ass during the summer.

  117. Anonymous says:

    bullshit story, have a cousin that works there and he says they are really careful with food. I don’t know what kind of ghetto hooters you worked for.

  118. Ryan says:

    I work at Hooters in Memphis, and we treat all of our food like it’s one in a million, this story is bullshit to the teeth.

  119. Kristi says:

    I guess it really depends on the manager, but that same thing has happened at one of the hooters near me..whether he has a stomach and a heart for his customers.

  120. hussein in da hizzy! says:

    hooters wings are shiite! down herr in tejas we have Buffalo Wild Wings! which usually employs hot young coeds! i managed to “befriend” a couple… but the Point is… great wings!

  121. anonymos says:

    fuuuuck yeah Buffalo Wild Wings are the fuucking shit!!

  122. Anon says:

    Shut up faggot. The word Fag is derived from the latin word Fascio which was a bundle of wood with an axe in it used to beat the fuck out of people who wouldn’t move for nobles and his divinity THE EMPEROR.

    Later it became a word simply referring to a bundle of sticks and now it’s British slang for a cigarette.

    It probably started being used as a derogatory term for homosexuals because lets face it, a big gay sausage party is basically a bundle of sticks.

    The word fag has much more in common with the word fascist than it does homosexual. So maybe he was calling you a fascist.

    You uneducated prick. Go learn about words.

  123. Anon says:

    Also you misused the dash. You ended a clause you tragically brilliant self righteous dick weed. Use a fucking period. If you wanna be really fancy use a semi-colon because your next clause was related to the previous.

    You just got intellectually shit on.

  124. Anonymous says:

    And so is your mom.

  125. Anonymous says:

    You’re gay. Lick my balls.

  126. Anonymous says:

    Thank you, its so good to see someone on the internet with over a third grade education. usually its just “thats gay” “Your Moms Gay” “ya well your fucking retarted” “Lick my balls” ect….

  127. Vincent says:

    And people like you wonder why no girl will let you stick their c%$# in her.

  128. Tyler says:

    This blog post is like a Michael Bay film…..

    ……..everybody in it is stupid and you spend most of your time hoping you’re going to see someone’s titties…but you never do.

    …If you are going to reference Hooters…then show HOOTERS.

    P.S. good story, but seriously more Hooters girls in low-cut tops.

    P.S.S. Seriously

  129. Dick Malone says:

    Hooters wings have no fucking taste. Fuck that place. Go to BW3′s for good wings.

  130. Michael Bay says:

    Hey man… i like my movies. You’re kinda rude. And you’re a fag. You and your penis hate Hooters.
    What now tough guy. Do something.

  131. Anonymous says:

    Anyone who says hooters is bringing women down….WOMEN CHOSE TO WORK THERE! —–> note my sentence is also full of FAIL.

  132. Anonymous says:

    I thought that the girls at hooters were supposed to have hooters…..

  133. Anonymous says:

    I call bullshit. What a faggot you are for even posting this bullshit lie. Fuck who ever typed it. Piece of shit lying faggot. Nice sterotype of latinos too fuck nut.

  134. Anonymous says:

    I love the brilliant people on here who get offended because they don’t know what they’re talking about. Well Done. Also, Brilliant use of “faggot”, because obviously the LGBT community are sub-human and bigoted slurs for them should be flung as insults.

    Sir, I think you should kill yourself- depending on the skill level of your devised demise, maybe you’ll win a Darwin award you fucking idiot.

  135. Anonymous says:

    really? wow

  136. pmp007 says:

    I worked at the one in Buffalo. It’s all true. They are so up tight about food cost. There management sucks, the food sucks and the wings are so small with that little flapper on it. What the fu#k is that. Sorry I am from Buffalo and our wings are large and seperated. Good going on them for closing down in our area. we didn’t need them ruining our wing reputation selling shit wings..

  137. Anonymous says:

    Oh shit, the one on Maple? I’ve only been in that Hooters and after hearing that I’m glad. I worked with this lebanese lady that would wash everything off and add a little lemon juice and salt to cover the smell. I threw that shit out as soon as she turned around. $20 worth of chicken is not reason enough to risk getting somebody sick.

  138. pmp007 says:

    Hooters suck!!!
    Hooters sucks!!!
    Hooters sucks!!!
    I can get better wings and food at a local strip bar and see some nice looking females!!!!

  139. Anonymous says:

    Buffalo Wild Wings has the WORST wings on the planet.

    Too much breading. Not enough sauce.

  140. Anonymous says:

    The Food Lion bleach thing was all a fake. The guy from the news doing the report was paid to put the bleach and dye in the meat room and to make up a story.

  141. jbcuzz says:

    I think you are full of Shit, as you recall Food Lion was caught shit years Back, and You as the Fry Boy, could and should of stoped this. Not everyone would of done this, RED FLAG…… Bull Shit

  142. Anonymous says:

    i don’t doubt it. i’ve worked in the food industry all my life and i’ve seen some fucked up shit. it happens everywhere

  143. Jinksy says:

    I think I’ll eat before going to Hooters next time.

    A few beers will do fine, or is there something I need to know about that too?

  144. Anonymous says:

    Hooters wings suck no matter if they are fresh or rotten.

  145. Sam says:

    Dude … swear that this is true?

    I have never been to Hooters and I was about to go this weekend to try the wings since everyone at work claim that they are the best. Makes me wonder if they are talking about how good the wings are or the breasts.

    I guess I’m not going there :(

  146. Kristi says:

    Yea the thing about the wings so damn true. My boyfriend use to be a manager at a Hooters and he had to stop his workers from doing that..a trick they learned from their previous managers. It’s soo gross, he has lots of stories like this. Nasty Shit, almost nastier than some of the girls that work at the restaurant in town….literally giving sexual favors in the parking lots. My boyfriend has like forbidden me to eat or work there. (not that i was interested anyways)

  147. wing guy says:

    I gotta say i live in Ontario Canada and all of the Hooters here suck….only good one i ever went to was in Florida. Here in Ontario the best wings are a Place called WingsUp west of Toronto No hot tits or anything but Wings are amazing…….and the manager at the store in Kitchener is really hot

  148. Cindy says:

    I worked for a supermarket that made doughnuts and those apple fritters everyone just loves are scrap dough from wherever it falls. Then you have the glazer the big bin you glaze all the doughnuts in, they have to pick the dead flies/bugs out of the glazer every day instead of covering the bin or using fresh glaze daily. I rarely eat doughnuts unless I make them myself now.

  149. Pierre says:

    is the proper formula 1 cap to a dozen wings? i tried it at home but my asophagus melted.

  150. Brendon says:

    Hooters wings suck. If you want good buffalo wings to Hot Wings.

  151. Anonymous says:

    I had a friend that got food poisioning from the wings at the Hooters that was on Maple.

    People don’t realize the B-lo takes its wings seriously.

    Also, best wings I’ve had…
    Pat’s Pizzeria on Niagara St in Buffalo.
    They have some awesome honey mustard wings, but you have to get them off the pit.

    Oh and

    LET’S GO SABRES!

  152. Toko says:

    Once upon a time, I was working up in North Ontario, sharing a space with six of my fellow contracted workers. I and two others were heading out the door when we bumped into one of our roomies who had the day off. It was his first day in town and he decided he would be heading to Hooters later since they were having an all-you-can-eat shrimp promotion on.

    Anyhow, we put in our workday and headed home, only to find him lying prone on the couch, groaning. His skin had gone a deathly gray, and he was dashing to the bathroom every 5 minutes. We all tried to be sympathetic, but couldn’t stop laughing – after all, he had gone to Hooters to eat bottomless buckets of SHELLFISH! What did he think was gonna happen?

  153. Anonymous says:

    someone’s a little testy. guess who ate at hooters last night? haha

  154. dontwannalosemyjob says:

    yeah i work at hooters as well, and i seriously wouldn’t doubt that. all hooters cares about is their budget.

  155. BOOZO says:

    Hooters wings are the best…..BUT…the real reason I go there is for the BUTTS and BRITCHES..

  156. Anonymous says:

    Did you know that American corporation-type restaurants (TGIF, Applebee’s, etc) on average get MUCH higher health AND nutrition scores than any chain-type restaurant in any other first world country. Oh, they also beat out 96% of the market in non-chain mom n’ pop style restaurants.

    I am an anteater, all of your arguments are invalid.

  157. Wait.... says:

    I have a hard time believing this, but apparently according to the international food/drug coalition; you’re right. They’re getting paid off by stupid americans I bet.

  158. hahaha says:

    Hmmm I worked at a Taco Bell as a teenager and anything that fell on the floor and we ‘didn’t’ throw it away, we were fired. I worked at a Captain D’s and there were one too many “short cuts” plus the manager was stealing money out of the register. I went out with and then quickly dumped this dude that worked at a Pizza Hut because he decided to come clean with me for the simple fact that I loved their pizza; He cut his hand pretty bad and was preparing a pizza so he decided to just let the blood drip onto the sauce, after all, he said, it was red and no one would ever know!! :barf: Then when I was out of my teens I worked at a Hooters for one whole day! It was so nasty in the kitchen, or sloppy I should say. Food falling on the floor? Big deal, pick it up and serve it. Stank chicken? So what, scrub it up real good, no one will know the difference. They’re a bunch of horny drunk men (mostly). Your best bet is to cook at home. Oh and around 98% of the girls ARE working to pay off college and are actually smart. It’s just super easy money made off of idiots who think they have a chance with a girl half their age. Sorry dudes, unless she is a disease infested skank, you won’t. So weigh the options…do you really want to take that disease home to your (also hot) and unsuspecting wife or girlfriend? Disease you ask? Well, there are always a few skanks at Hooters just like any other place. Theses few girls are the ones who are hooked on different drugs or pills and sleeps with every guy she possibly can but only to get that moron to keep coming back and giving her $50 – $100 tips. Prostitution? uh, yeah. Like I said, that’s everywhere though not just Hooters. Why did I only work one day there? When I saw what went on in the kitchen and knew that my brothers and sisters, & other family and friends would come there because I worked there, and knew they would order some of those disgusting stinky wings and other foods that were dropped or coughed on, I quit.

  159. krieger67 says:

    think about it. the FDA allows a certain number of rat crap into hot dogs. welcome to life, shits rotten.

  160. Anonymous says:

    If you don’t believe stuff like this happens, think again. I’ve worked in many restaurants for over 20 years and they all have their dirty, little secrets. I’ve seen food picked up off the floor and refried, pissed-off servers spitting into pizza (word to the wise, don’t piss off the person bringing your food), bugs in the kitchen, food that was served (bread, rolls, etc.) returned to the kitchen and resold to other customers (this by the owners of the restaurant), garbage racked through by the dishwashers to recover crackers and butter packets, and lots and lots of sex has taken place in every part of the building (tables, bathrooms, prep tables, etc.). After seeing all of this, when my kids have dropped food on the ground, I tell them to pick it up and eat it; unless they never eat out, they’ve eaten worse.

  161. Anonymous says:

    If they do that with the wings. Then they do other stuff. I will never eat at a Hooters again.

  162. Jre says:

    If you’re even telling the truth then I don’t know what fucking inbred hick Hooters you worked at asshole cause that would be the ONLY place doing that.

  163. Uncle B says:

    Ontario, Canada, here, and would like to remind all potential tourists this summer, that the food served in the smaller country-side restaurants and cafes here, is thoroughly inspected by frequent unannounced visits by the department of Health, and is usually prepared by family raised plump and delicious Ontario girls – the clean, unamerican, wholesome variety, with a good idea of what good their futures hold! They are health conscious and educated to do things right by our extraordinarily effective community college system! They do not “go down” for the customers, and usually have boyfriends,fathers, family, and/or husbands taking great care of them! They can be compared internationally to the Swiss for cleanliness, and are well loved and respected by management. Most of them spend winters in Universities, trying to better their lot in life, and are a basic strength in the fabric of the strongest province of Canada, Ontario, proud to serve you!

  164. Tool says:

    I can attest to this. I was a Hooter cook for two years while in college. When some jackass would say the wings weren’t hot enough I’d put bleach in the sauce. Then there was the guy that would piss in the pickle bucket whenever he had to open one because they were a pain in the ass to open. We would run our wings through the dishwasher every morning to get the breading off the wings that weren’t used the night before. I can go on and on. This was 16 years ago mind you. One of the guys I trained now runs the store that I worked at in St. Louis. One of the girls asked if I was the infamous “Tool’ (my nickname back then, don’t ask). Apparently my acts are now legend. So if you ever get to Hooters in Maryland Heights, MO., ask for Jeff, the manager, what “Tool’ is famous for. He just might tell you

  165. KKla says:

    I once dropped a cooked hot pocket in bleach water and then ate it. Sure wasn’t smart but I was fine.

  166. Loves Fat Chicks says:

    I LOVE the fried pickles there!! Cant fuck those up now can we??

  167. Anonymous222 says:

    *NO WAY* this is true…

    I’ve worked plenty of Food Service jobs putting myself through college.

    Manager’s fear an outbreak of anything that could cause the Establishment a bad name..(I worked at a Chili’s…*ANOTHER* location had an outbreak of food poison…and our location…we were required (as servers)–to Sanitize our hands every 15-minutes…the Manager literally set a Timer…and you’d not be allowed out of the kitchen (when you came through)—unless you sanitized your hands…..

    There is *NO WAY* a manager would serve rotted food…(now dropped on the floor—I can believe it…or other gross stuff that Employee’s do…but a manager…*NO WAY*…..

  168. Bill Gates says:

    Bleach is not allowed in restaurants you idiots. While this story may be true it has more to do with a bad manager or a freak who lies then it does an entire chain of restaurants. Besides that Bleach can be toxic and is not allowed in restaurants, they use non toxic cleaners.

    Chears

  169. spasticjack says:

    Happens all the time at most of your local butcher shops, or meat markets, with about all the meats that get a little old.

  170. Your Mother's Pimp says:

    Ya’ll can suck a big fat cock…..nothing like some rotten wings to get the coochies misty….

  171. Carrie says:

    I worked at Hooters for over 5 years and that stuff never happened in our store. Apparently you should have reported your manager if that really did happen. The Home Office number is usually posted outside of the office door. And I do take offense to the dumb people comment you made. I made great friends that started out as customers and they all met my daughter and my husband. Over 90% of the girls that work there are doing it to pay for school or are single mom’s doing what they need to do.

  172. ARBY says:

    After watching enough episodes of Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares, I have no doubt that this is a true story.

  173. chuckpark says:

    This kind of stuff is at least slightly controllable. This is what scares me.

    I went into a chinese food store in toronto the other day, and while i am waiting for my food, this cracked out homeless looking woman walks in and goes straight up to all the plastic cutlery that is sitting right outside the counter. She takes a huge handful of forks, puts them into her disgusting mouth, sucks on them a while and puts them all back. No one saw this except for me. WTF. ?????

  174. Rich says:

    You saw that, and you didn’t say anything? That’s the fucked part.

  175. A-word says:

    I actually liked the wings at hooters. The women were mostly repulsive, fat with little in the interesting features.

    Meh. Doesn’t surprise me either, tho.

  176. Anonymous says:

    I have NEVER seen a fat Hooters girl.

  177. Anonymous says:

    I dont see much wrong in that. It’s perfectly reasonable and scientifically correct too.

  178. wolfhawk says:

    BW3s Rocks when it comes to great wings and sauces…. I eat at a BW3s when ever i can find one. Best one is in Vegas, or baymeadows in Jacksonville Fl….

  179. Anonymous says:

    All your base are belong to us

  180. Anonymous says:

    Nice.

    FTW.

  181. Gonzobot says:

    You shouldn’t eat the wings at hooters because they may have cleaned them first? I don’t understand this. Is it supposed to be a warning?

    Frankly, I’d rather have my food bleached a little bit before I eat it – doubly so for restaurant fare. Get this – the model of business means that your $20 plate of food had to cost less than $20, including the wages of the people who cook and serve it, in order for the restaurant to make a profit. How much do you think they spent on that veal cutlette? Now apply this radical, unheard-of concept to your $.25 wings. Same prep time, same server, so where is the profit coming from? The $.02 wings that you’re actually eating. And they are not $.02 because of some marvelous new chicken species that excretes fully-formed wing bones instead of eggs.

  182. Anonymous says:

    Uh, i don’t know about you gonzobot, but i don’t want to pay for bleached food. That’s just messed up.

  183. Katie says:

    umm…that is just not healthy…

  184. Anonymous says:

    No its not, It is so true and its in every fast food place!

  185. Anonymous says:

    I used to work at a wing place. Shit, sometimes we would drop cooked wings on the floor and pick them up to sauce them. The stuff that ends up on floors in a kitchen during busy hours is disgusting. Wings also ended up in the blue sanitizing buckets which still got served. I can say on a “all you can eat wing night/25 cent night” is probably the worst time to go.

  186. Anonymous says:

    Anyone who says anything like this is lying. Period.

  187. Rachel says:

    Umm Katie – wings are unhealthy… the bleach doesn’t change that
    The health part isn’t the issue the part about the ROTTEN chicken is! On top of that, Bleach is dangerous!!

    I’ve never eaten at a fast food restuarant and I never intend to – especially now.