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  1. Pratik says:

    He needs somewhere to keep the dead bodies until Friday night (pig feeding night).

  2. Scott says:

    Because Photoshoppers have no rules…

  3. Early Banks says:

    the wild world of adobe

  4. anon says:

    i wonder how often he fills up the tank?

  5. L says:

    They probably HAVE the car because there is a ferry somewhere that can transport it to the mainland. As for why it’s in the middle of the driveway, I couldn’t say.

  6. Dale says:

    I live 2 blocks from my boat. I use the car to transport heavy shit to and from the house and boat. Trust me, it’s necessary.

  7. weenisface says:

    A church? really, a church? you guys really think thats a church?

    …it’s a fucking lighthouse

  8. Jesus'sAssistant says:

    Why?. Photoshop!

  9. juice says:

    Thats the most ballin shit ever

  10. Keeblerkahn says:

    Wow, and I thought I was lazy.

  11. tatom says:

    WHY? . . . . . THE FUCK????

  12. PSide says:

    No the real question is…

    Dude! How in the fuck did that giant “WHY? on a stick” get in the water.

  13. John says:

    OGMW WTF WHTRIS SIS SO UNEEEDED!! POOR COWS.

  14. jtitak says:

    I think it looks 1000% real.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Because.

  16. mr bbi says:

    It was once claimed this car was for sale…..

    http://www.brightblackinternet.com/volkswagen-golf-for-sale/

  17. Bryan says:

    The non-humorous reason would be, for example, the occupant had went for supplies in his/her boat and would not want to have to carry it all back to the house.

    The humorous reason would be that he/she is one lazy SOB (Roseanne probably lives there).

  18. Russ says:

    The more important question is, with a boat that small, how did that car get there?

  19. Seth says:

    Why? because they can. If they’re rich enough to have a private island for a church with a boat that carries their car there, then why not.

  20. Ed says:

    I think the tags on this post were all appropriate. Thank gods I can now whittle down my search results from island cars in the driveway that are short and those on longer driveways.. keep up the good work.

  21. ernie says:

    when you have an island
    everything stupid that you do is annulled

  22. Stephen67 says:

    You think he turns it around or just puts it in reverse half the time?

  23. tom swift says:

    Because every time he parked his car on the mainland for weeks at a time, it was stolen.