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So, at first, Scarlett Johansson let people bid on a chance to go to the premiere of her new movie “He’s Just Not That In To You,” that also stars Ben Affleck and Drew Barrymore. But after she realized that people would rather shove a pine cone in their urethra than sit through that movie, she made the above appeal. I think it was a wise move.

9 Responses to "Win A Date With Scarlett Johansson"

  1. I’d drag my gel-bag through a mile of broken glass, just for a chance to pee in her a$$! I don’t give a shit if she asked me to sit through an onslaught of fire ants…. I’d tough it out for the fruitful delights of , well, her fruit.

  2. For the love of all things holy, no deity being exempt. I just wanna knead the supple boobs!

  3. AlcoLOL says:

    Bostonlongstroke, can I please kick your ass?

  4. Mellow D says:

    What kind of a sick f&*K pees in people’s asses?

  5. Jesus says:

    Lots of people. And a deity or two.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I would love the chance to kick it with this beutiful lady

  7. I would rather date my right finger…

  8. Anonymous says:

    You’d probably get more action with your right finger

  9. Anonymous says:

    I dated his right finger…bitch wouldn’t put out


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