Win A Date With Scarlett Johansson

posted 03/02/2008
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So, at first, Scarlett Johansson let people bid on a chance to go to the premiere of her new movie “He’s Just Not That In To You,” that also stars Ben Affleck and Drew Barrymore. But after she realized that people would rather shove a pine cone in their urethra than sit through that movie, she made the above appeal. I think it was a wise move.

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9 Responses to "Win A Date With Scarlett Johansson"

Bostonlongstroke says:

March 2, 2008 at 8:59 pm

I’d drag my gel-bag through a mile of broken glass, just for a chance to pee in her a$$! I don’t give a shit if she asked me to sit through an onslaught of fire ants…. I’d tough it out for the fruitful delights of , well, her fruit.
Bostonlongstroke says:

March 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm

For the love of all things holy, no deity being exempt. I just wanna knead the supple boobs!
AlcoLOL says:

March 2, 2008 at 9:40 pm

Bostonlongstroke, can I please kick your ass?
Mellow D says:

March 2, 2008 at 10:35 pm

What kind of a sick f&*K pees in people’s asses?
Jesus says:

March 2, 2008 at 11:38 pm

Lots of people. And a deity or two.
Anonymous says:

March 3, 2008 at 12:16 am

I would love the chance to kick it with this beutiful lady
TOUCHME_tuesdays says:

March 3, 2008 at 1:45 am

I would rather date my right finger…
Anonymous says:

March 3, 2008 at 4:43 am

You’d probably get more action with your right finger
Anonymous says:

March 3, 2008 at 11:00 pm

I dated his right finger…bitch wouldn’t put out

Win A Date With Scarlett Johansson

9 Responses to "Win A Date With Scarlett Johansson"

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