Win A Date With Scarlett Johansson

9 Responses to "Win A Date With Scarlett Johansson"

1. Bostonlongstroke says:

   March 2, 2008 at 8:59 pm

   I’d drag my gel-bag through a mile of broken glass, just for a chance to pee in her a$$! I don’t give a shit if she asked me to sit through an onslaught of fire ants…. I’d tough it out for the fruitful delights of , well, her fruit.

2. Bostonlongstroke says:

   March 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm

   For the love of all things holy, no deity being exempt. I just wanna knead the supple boobs!

3. AlcoLOL says:

   March 2, 2008 at 9:40 pm

   Bostonlongstroke, can I please kick your ass?

4. Mellow D says:

   March 2, 2008 at 10:35 pm

   What kind of a sick f&*K pees in people’s asses?

5. Jesus says:

   March 2, 2008 at 11:38 pm

   Lots of people. And a deity or two.

6. Anonymous says:

   March 3, 2008 at 12:16 am

   I would love the chance to kick it with this beutiful lady

7. TOUCHME_tuesdays says:

   March 3, 2008 at 1:45 am

   I would rather date my right finger…

8. Anonymous says:

   March 3, 2008 at 4:43 am

   You’d probably get more action with your right finger

9. Anonymous says:

   March 3, 2008 at 11:00 pm

   I dated his right finger…bitch wouldn’t put out