Okay, we know that most of the people who read this site are dudes. But, there are a decent number of females who read as well, and they’re constantly writing in to us, bitching about how we never do anything for them. That’s right, they actually write in to complain. Shocking, I know, that women would do that. So, the other day we were talking about how we could give something back to the ladies, and then it hit us. This is Tyler.
Tyler works in our office. Not for us, just in our offices. Pretty much every woman who walks into the office finds a reason to talk to Tyler, ranging from "Um, do you know where they keep (insert item that they know the exact location of). Thanks. Hey, that’s a cool shirt," even though Tyler’s wearing a shirt that was given to him for participating in a 10k.
Anyway, the point is, ladies seem to like Tyler, even though he swears they don’t. He’s being humble. He’s 6’4" and looks like the son Hitler always wanted. But he’s a good dude, and we decided to offer up a date with him to our lady readers, paid for by us (if you live in the Los Angeles area).
Now, this is a site for dudes, so we can’t in good conscience only give away a date with a dude. I mean, what the f*&k, right? Right. So, we’re also giving away a copy of GUITAR HERO METALLICA!!!! OH YEAH!
Find out how to win either, after the jump:
Here’s how this works:
DUDES: Enter your best pick-up line in the comments section, and if we choose yours, you win a copy of Guitar Hero Metallica.
LADIES: Enter your best pick-up line in the comments section, and if we chose yours, you win a copy of the game, as well as a date with Tyler, if you live in the L.A. Area. If you do live in the L.A. area specify by writing "L.A." before you pick up line. If you don’t, you can still win the game.