Vanity license plates are a tricky. Really bad ones are really bad, but awesome ones (like the one above) can turn a boring trip to the parole officer into an enjoyable cruise in your automobile. So, give us the best license plate (just type it out in the comment section) and you will win a No Fear prize pack worth over $100.
And while you’re at it, the next time you’re drinking specially marked cans of No Fear Energy Drink, go to
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If You Have The Best License Plate, You’ll Win This Stuff:
2 – No Fear Hoodies
2 – No Fear T-shirts (one of each style)
1 – No Fear Bloodshot Hat
1 – 12-pack of the new No Fear Bloodshot Energy Drink
1 – Lamb of God’s latest CD “Wrath” releasing on Feb. 24
1 – Sticky Bumps Surf Wax
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
TRY4ANL
HEART SYMBOL FSTNG = LOVE FISTING
This was on a red Jeep surrounded by rainbow stickers
(On a womans car)
CAR>KID
ANASLEX
^
This was on a lexas car
on a white bronco – not oj
H8MYWIF
On the back of a brand new,Bright red Caddillac convertable driven by a blonde cougar in Beverly Hills, Ca.
HE PAID
H20UUP2
(what are you up to?)
H810YOU
but i gotta say KIDFUKR should win!
0oOo0OO choose the order can’t tell the difference so can protest photo tickets
on a handicapped licence plate- (handicap symbol)TIMMAY
on the back of a rv- GLBL WMR
6 TANGO 9
IMOLEST
NUD*DRVR
IHTURKD
SO DRNK
or
NGGAPLZ (for the white folk)
ROWD HED
FEL8ME
I4got
suck it. thats it. just SUCK IT.
Kramer’s… ASSMAN
This should be on my POS car:
PORPHKR
IBNGFTCHX
I once saw on a blue trans-am like the red dragon in old school with the license plate that read
BLUDRAG
PHUKOV
SHYTETR
gotta read this in a rear view mirror… but here we go:
TIHS TAE
GO4 T5E
IB6 UB9
F4G H4G
6uldv8
er lemme try that again
DOOD WTF
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b30/joeysv/DSC00180.jpg
CMPNS8
on a Smart Car or Golf Cart
I dont get it
Y DRV 55 (Why Drive 55?)
Always a good time when I get pulled over.
80O O8S
FUNTHEA
An actual license plate I saw in college. It took me a while to figure it out cause I kept reading it as FUN THE A when it is more F U N The A.
BIGPEN15 (BIG PENIS)
ID10T (IDIOT)
DOOD WTF
i actually have this plate. i was sent a notice in the mail that i had to turn it back in so it could be destroyed because it was lewd and inappropriate, but heres a pic wth it on my car
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/FLUMMYCAKES-676066.html
1. FUO*BMA (FU OBAMA)
2. IMD*RNK (I’M DRUNK)
3. N0T*SPD (NOT SPEEDING)
4. VNT*PL8 (VANITY PLATE)
5. L1C*D1K (UH….)
6. O1L*SLK (OIL SLICK)
7. FU6*PAK (FUDGE PACK)
8. PNL*VAN (PANEL VAN)
9. DUM*BUM (DUMB BUMB FOR THE BEGGERS)
10. SKR*BON (“NO BRAKES” FOR IN FRONT)
11. MOM*DYN ( R. MOATS MOM-IN-LAW)
12. REP*OME (REPO ME)
13. KID*PRN (KID PORN)
14. PRN*RLZ (PORN RULES)
15. N1G*R1G
16. EAT*SHT
17. EMR*FUD (ELMER FUD)
18. IMD*RVN (I’M DRIVING)
19. BSH*WKR (BUSH WACKER)
20. IMT*IPZ (I’M TIPSY)
On a pink hummer: SEXXXY
BOOBYS – This is my motorcycle license plate
FA-Q
B0N 3RZ
UHVAIDS
BAK OFF
wait, what?!
BACON
=D
How do you “Earn Cred” in a “Earn Cred” “Give-a-way”
Kind of an oxy isn’t it?
Fuck you in the ass you idiot
WRSTPRZEVR
On DUI plates.( i know you cant customize them)
“M T BTLS” -empty bottles
so the wife thought i was a little overweight and got me the following plate
FATGIT
SHAQOFF
ID8JLB8
Me with my old plate:
http://tinyurl.com/bbxlo
“<3 GOATSE”
ASS MAN
NO TAG – seems innocuous but it causes hell for the people at the BMV, whenever there’s a report and no license it’s filed under “NO TAG”, leaving this guy with hundreds of tickets that aren’t his that must be fixed, glad to see your tax dollars at work?
PROST8
i saw this at a doctors office today, and i forgot to take the pic.
here it is…
http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv218/phatty42/0415091005.jpg
1M50L1D
Seen on the back of a honeywagon (cespool pumping truck)
Sign on th’ back reads “Caution STOOLBUS! (Vehicle may be transporting political promises)
License Plate is “POOPMPR”
D8R4PE
HEN TAI
8YROLDZ
No fear hoodies and baseball caps are for tools.
umm that won’t fit on a license plate.
GOTE C
The NJ Treasure our Trees license plate:
http://www.nj.gov/dep/parksandforests/forest/community/images/pplate.jpg
W
E INER
ANL LVR
From Google
I have ADHD . . . in case anyone missed it.
IHV*ADHD
I guess I should explain some of them after looking at how people can’t figure them out.
5400-2 is the code for drunk driving
Driving while intoxicated
operating under the influence of liquor
unauthorized driving away of an automobile
open microphone
taken without permission
unreadable
snowcovered
5400 2
DWI
OUIL
UDAA
OPENMIC
TWOP
UNRDBLE
SNWCVRD
All plates that me and my co workers have.
Ask your cop friends, they will love them.
N1663R
BUTMUD WOULD BE SOOOO MUCH BETTER!
MUDBUT
OICU812
“NECROLUV” = awesome
I live in connecticut, and they have an amistad plate, one of the douchey racist salesmen found that “go back” was available on that plate via the custom plate website
a plastic surgeon that i know in vegas has this license plate:
CME4DD
5H4NK3R
BR4INS!
KID FUKR
This one requires a paper, pen or pencil, and a mirror.
This is a special message to A) faster cars, and cops after they’ve given you a ticket, and pull away to go do more policework. < < 3M TA3.>>
the orange makes it classy
POON SLYR
My lesbian friend has this license plate
3ATP55Y —> EATPUSSY
Best I’ve seen so far:
RD HD LVR
Road head lover
lol
A55 PIR8
HOLI TCO
3MTA3
Best when viewed through your rear view.
missed what?
Eh cutie, want to f*ck?
AQT12FK
FUPAFVR
Fupa forver!