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Winehouse Dad to Doherty: Don’t Turn Amy Skankier

From people.com

Now that her husband is in Jail, Amy Winehouse seems to be spending more time with Pete Doherty – and her father is not happy about it.

“I do worry about people like Pete Doherty. He’s a scumbag,” the upset father told the magazine.

Wait, Amy Winehouse’s dad is worried about her hanging out with a bad influence? She’s a cokehead who wanders the streets aimlessly in the early hours of the morning. Unless Pete Doherty is heavily into sodomizing animals, I’d say the only kind of influence he could be is a good one.

“I know the real problem is she’s depressed about Blake (her husband) being in prison,” said Mitch Winehouse. “I wasn’t in favor of the marriage, but they are married and I will support them. And he’s shown while he’s been in prison a level of maturity that he didn’t have before.”

First off, of course he’s more mature now that he’s in prison. You try watching your butthole 24/7 to make sure no one sticks anything in it and see how mature you get. Secondly, your daughter is a mess, take some responsibility! This isn’t like getting food poisoning where you can blame a restaurant for the diarrhea you’re having. You raised this weird-adam-sandler-looking drug addict, now man up.

One Response to "Winehouse Dad to Doherty: Don’t Turn Amy Skankier"

  1. Goose says:

    Dude, I can see his concern. That Pete Dougherty is an even more giant mess than she is. He has a kid too!


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