The Winner Of The 2048 Presidential Election

November 12th, 2008 | 07:13 am
 
While most three-year-olds are taking dumps in the sandbox and eating glue, this little guy is commanding random street crowds with the mere wave of his hand. If you thought Obama knew how to work a populace, this kid has got political prodigy written all over him (or ruthless despot-in-waiting, we'll have to wait and see what he does with his power.)
 
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Comments

9 Responses to "The Winner Of The 2048 Presidential Election"

  1. cory Says:
    I'm not good at math in the morning. Gonna change it to 2048.
  2. Anonymous Says:

    yeah, where does it state that it's a new video?

    "I'm so kewl because I saw it on digg 2 days ago. luzers"

  3. Buddy Ice Says:

    I think you're trying to make fun of me because I said it's not a new video. If you go on and read the rest of that comment, you'll realize that you should kill yourself for being so stupid. I know, I know, it's such a trivial thing and I shouldn't say such mean and hurtful things to you based on a simple faux pas; however you are a douche and this is just my way of making sure that point is clear to you.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    I tried to read the rest of your post, but when I got to the "I was about Hitler" and realized you have no clear idea on how to work a keyboard, I lost interest in what you have to say.

    Actually, you have nothing interesting to say. This just happens to be the first time I have responded to one of your inane posts; there have been many times previously where I held back. Consider it a moment of weakness on my part.

    But seriously, stop posting.

  5. Pratik Says:

    So is this HolyTaco's first real e-fight that's not on the forums? Just wondering if I should start crying or not.

  6. Buddy Ice Says:

    Apparently when I said that you were a douche I didn't get my point across because you're still talking to me. And as far my inane posts go, thanks for reading, but I didn't know that HolyTaco.com was a forum for writing a thesis on the "theory of matter existing in a perfect vacuum". And if you had any piece of a brain inside your head you would prove this theory as being true, because everyone knows that matter doesn't exist in a perfect vacuum, thus making you a scientific anomaly.

    How's that for an inane post, fag? I hope there's some typos in there too.

  7. Buddy Ice Says:

    That's not a new video, I saw it on the History channel the other day. I was about Hitler, and this was taken on his 1st Grade field trip to the zoo. After he climbed into the polar bear den and beat it into submission, he let the crowd decide on death or mercy. Your video cuts out before the decision though, it was death.

  8. Anonymous Says:

    Just gonna throw it out there, there won't be a presidential election in 2046.
    Looks like Im going to have to lean towards despot

  9. Pratik Says:

    This reminds me of the bush-bum in San Francisco.

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