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Wow, thats amazing. You just gotta love Winter huh!
Jess
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Hi baby, you gonna pop over tonight for some fun with Enrique? He’s got some steel balls that we are supposed to fit up our poopers. It’s gonna be fun!
One time in winter my balls got stuck to the toilet bowl when I was dropping the Cosby kids at the pool!
You must have some pretty droopy balls there, partner.
They’re like two tennis balls stuck with chewing gum under a desk, except the gum has slowly melted! Besides, I barely get laid anyway so no loss for me there.
you dont get laid often? what do you call what we did with the midget yesterday?
Your fantasy, bitch! I am a 44-year old virgin, been saving myself for the right lady. So do not get me involved in your typical lame jokes, stick to cloning that fag of DonkeyXote but leave me the heck alone.
Go ahead and think you’re chaste all you want, son, but we both know my fingers, toes, tongue and dick have spent more time inside of you than Funyuns and crystal meth put together.
You’re lucky I was there to film it, then had both of you shart all over my man boobs. By the way, does anyone know how to get semen stains off lederhosen?
I love having large hairy men like Dwight, and Dwight’s uncle shart and cum in my nostrils. It’s better than blow!