If you've ever walked around a state fair or a flea market or anywhere in the Ohio River Valley, you've probably noticed that 75% of the midwestern population owns and actively wears a theme of shirts where large drawings of wolves lord over a backdrop of cliffs, native Americans in full headress regalia and other awesome shit. These are basically van drawings on a shirt. I don't understand them, but a tiny voice inside my head is telling me that these are pretty awesome. So here's a bunch of them.
I usuaully see fat old white people or some homeless guy wearing this awesome gear. Im going to make my son wear one of these awesome shirts and tell him to count how many times theyl pick on him.......
I actually wore the born to roam shirt to a bar one night. It was a sweet and sour kind of night, sweet because i got so much vag wearing it but sour because it got ripped to shreds in the process.
I too do not fully understand all that is wolves on tshirts, but when I look into the eyes of the wolves, i am truly mesmerized and become a little lightheaded.
There is only one way to make this shirt more badass then it already is. Cut off the sleeves and watch how much tail you'll get. AAWHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This may be one of the best posts I've seen. In the summer I work at a school doing maintenance and what not. Needless to say, the entire janitorial crew works with us, and if I didn't know any better I'd say that wolf t-shirts were the required uniform. One of them even went as far to have one of these "wolf howling at the moon" images tattooed on his arm. I can just imagine that request as he walked into the tattoo parlor, "Yeah, why don't you just give me something that says I live in a trailer, but I'm keeping it classy by taking an interest in nature."
I bought this shirt because I had $7 and I wanted some new shirt. Well, I bought this shirt and now all I do is sex, out of 70 girls that want me, I pick 14 every week.
Calculation: I have sex twice a day. Thanks wolfshirt makers
My first wolf shirt experience was in VT complete success. Since then I have moved to KC where I roam the bars and back alleys in my wolf shirt. The ladies throw themselves at me. I am knee deep and have to carry a bat. The wolf shirt and my good looks are way too power. Only if I had one while at Rutger.
I actually used to see more of these in Mississippi than I ever have in Chicago or Michigan (yes, Chicago gets hierarchical status equivalent to a whole state).
I regularly pick up skirt with a wolf shirt on. I go clubbing with the one where the eyes glow under UV light. You have to wear a jacket before you go in, for some reason doormen usually don't let you in when they see you wearing one. Maybe they're fed up with me taking all the vag home. Am I bothered? Keep on roaming.
Man, the Born to Roam shirt is so bad ass. All I had to do during midterms is wear my wolf shirt. Instant A's..... but my female professors won't stop raping me.
If you really want to show your "americaness" while abroad wolf shirts are a must..coupled with some neck beads..the look says to people "hey I'm earthy and cool"..but your let down by badly fitting jeans and nikes.
has anybody here ever met a white guy who wore a wolf shirt and claimed to be cherokee or some other tribe,and then go on about how natives are spiritual and shit? its funny cuz they think their dreams mean something.lol
im glad there is still one sane person left in the world with enough sense to compile all these amazing wolf shirts together in one horrible shit storm of awesomeness, thank you and i love you
If you had ever had the opportunity to observe these magnificent creatures in they're house some of you ignorant asses could possibly (maybe not the hopelessly stupid)appreciate these animals.
wow guy....wolves don't have houses...and these shirts fucking kick ass so calm damn... I hope these spirit glowing wolves do bite his head off! I'd buy that shirt!
http://tsanda.wordpress.com/
ChuckJ is a fat guy who wears wolf t-shirts and feels the need to defend them with dumb-assery. No one is saying wolves aren't majestic (or what the fuck ever), you fucking tard...just that wearing a t-shirt with a wolf on it makes you a tool, you tool.
wolves shirts are like wearing a ferrari on your torso. Girls love em. Or driving a ferrari is like driving a wolf shirt around town...its something like that.
http://tsanda.wordpress.com/
How many of you freaks have ever saw a wild wolf?
Heard them howl to each other across the valley?
Saw 8 of them take down an elk for dinner?
Saw their puppies palying with each other in the morning sun?
Held the rib of a dead Alpha that you had watched for years?
Learned to know many, many of them by sight?
Heard them barking outside of your backpacking tent in the back country of yellowstone?
Saw them fight with a Grizzly bear trying to take their kill away from them.
Yeah...I wear wolf shirts too.
Now go do some research on wolves, watch some of the National Geographic specials (Return of the Wolf and Valley of the Wolf by cinematographer Bob Landis), then get involved, and help protect these wonderful animals...They need our help. Wyoming and Idaho are trying to exterminate them again...
Oh yeah...And by the way:
Chicks really do dig wolves! When they know you know what you are talking about, and can show them pictures of wolf things, and take them there and actually show them a wolf...Oh Hell! It's a done deal!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 26th, 2009 at 09:34 am
I usuaully see fat old white people or some homeless guy wearing this awesome gear. Im going to make my son wear one of these awesome shirts and tell him to count how many times theyl pick on him.......
February 26th, 2009 at 09:54 am
I actually wore the born to roam shirt to a bar one night. It was a sweet and sour kind of night, sweet because i got so much vag wearing it but sour because it got ripped to shreds in the process.
February 26th, 2009 at 10:08 am
the underground comedian from new zealand scene approve
February 26th, 2009 at 10:29 am
I too do not fully understand all that is wolves on tshirts, but when I look into the eyes of the wolves, i am truly mesmerized and become a little lightheaded.
February 26th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Wolf t-shirts are actually my new thing. And by new thing, I mean they're the most recent reason that I'm not getting laid.
February 26th, 2009 at 11:06 am
is like the rise of lycans movie t-shierts
February 26th, 2009 at 11:17 am
There is only one way to make this shirt more badass then it already is. Cut off the sleeves and watch how much tail you'll get. AAWHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
February 26th, 2009 at 11:16 am
This may be one of the best posts I've seen. In the summer I work at a school doing maintenance and what not. Needless to say, the entire janitorial crew works with us, and if I didn't know any better I'd say that wolf t-shirts were the required uniform. One of them even went as far to have one of these "wolf howling at the moon" images tattooed on his arm. I can just imagine that request as he walked into the tattoo parlor, "Yeah, why don't you just give me something that says I live in a trailer, but I'm keeping it classy by taking an interest in nature."
February 26th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I bought this shirt because I had $7 and I wanted some new shirt. Well, I bought this shirt and now all I do is sex, out of 70 girls that want me, I pick 14 every week.
Calculation: I have sex twice a day. Thanks wolfshirt makers
February 26th, 2009 at 11:47 am
It is impossible to be a virgin and have a wolf shirt. Girls get wet when they catch sight of the wolf shirt. All you have to do is collect the vag.
February 26th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Even the highend clothing lines are using these designs http://www.dussaultapparel.com/trucker/
February 26th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
My first wolf shirt experience was in VT complete success. Since then I have moved to KC where I roam the bars and back alleys in my wolf shirt. The ladies throw themselves at me. I am knee deep and have to carry a bat. The wolf shirt and my good looks are way too power. Only if I had one while at Rutger.
Born to Roam
February 26th, 2009 at 02:34 pm
Fat teenage boys with glasses and acne wear these.
February 26th, 2009 at 04:30 pm
Get fuckin bent you wolf-humpin homo's. Everyone knows the shark T-shirt gets the sweeeet pussssy.RAWR!!
February 26th, 2009 at 05:28 pm
This is the greatest wolf shirt ever:
http://ludditeandroid.wordpress.com/2008/11/22/wolfshirt/
February 26th, 2009 at 08:27 pm
as mike leigh said "I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright NOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
February 26th, 2009 at 08:38 pm
I always thought.. "If any guy wears a shirt with an animal.. hes gotta be gay.." With that said, Wolves are probably no diffrent..
March 28th, 2009 at 03:28 pm
for the most part excepts wolves, especially if its eating other animals
February 26th, 2009 at 09:14 pm
this shirt cured my mother's cancer
February 27th, 2009 at 01:03 am
15th one down, says Rockett!!.
i want it.
February 27th, 2009 at 05:15 am
I love the second!The first is not good!
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February 27th, 2009 at 09:14 am
When the moon is full, Chuck Norris is afraid of me in my sleeveless wolf shirt.
February 27th, 2009 at 01:11 pm
I actually used to see more of these in Mississippi than I ever have in Chicago or Michigan (yes, Chicago gets hierarchical status equivalent to a whole state).
February 27th, 2009 at 02:09 pm
And on the 8th day, God created the Wolf shirt.
I regularly pick up skirt with a wolf shirt on. I go clubbing with the one where the eyes glow under UV light. You have to wear a jacket before you go in, for some reason doormen usually don't let you in when they see you wearing one. Maybe they're fed up with me taking all the vag home. Am I bothered? Keep on roaming.
February 27th, 2009 at 05:44 pm
Man, the Born to Roam shirt is so bad ass. All I had to do during midterms is wear my wolf shirt. Instant A's..... but my female professors won't stop raping me.
February 27th, 2009 at 07:10 pm
My girlfriend cheated on me five times with a guy in a wolf shirt. That shirt was so ridiculous awesome.
February 28th, 2009 at 02:49 am
If you really want to show your "americaness" while abroad wolf shirts are a must..coupled with some neck beads..the look says to people "hey I'm earthy and cool"..but your let down by badly fitting jeans and nikes.
March 1st, 2009 at 06:35 pm
Irony: There is an ad for World of Warcraft on the side bar.
The creepy overweight guys at the food service in college wore these. I'm sure they picked up a lot of barely legal vag.
March 8th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Never underestimate the power of the wolf TV shirt, especially in combination with a mullet.
March 16th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
They all wear the shirt but want to kill the coyote.
March 29th, 2009 at 11:34 am
a coyote is not a wolf my friend
April 4th, 2009 at 06:44 am
True Men Don't Kill Coyotes.
Ask Anthony Kiedis.
March 28th, 2009 at 01:00 pm
has anybody here ever met a white guy who wore a wolf shirt and claimed to be cherokee or some other tribe,and then go on about how natives are spiritual and shit? its funny cuz they think their dreams mean something.lol
March 28th, 2009 at 09:02 pm
love the wolf tee shirts, have a few of my own, always watch out for the shadow wolf, he may be watching you, ha ha ha, you never knowwwwww.
March 30th, 2009 at 02:43 am
im glad there is still one sane person left in the world with enough sense to compile all these amazing wolf shirts together in one horrible shit storm of awesomeness, thank you and i love you
March 30th, 2009 at 09:07 am
Its good T shirt styles
Sheldon Brown
April 2nd, 2009 at 02:00 pm
If you had ever had the opportunity to observe these magnificent creatures in they're house some of you ignorant asses could possibly (maybe not the hopelessly stupid)appreciate these animals.
April 3rd, 2009 at 05:58 pm
If one of these magnificent creatures ever had the opportunity to bite your useless fucking head off the stump they would take it.
April 6th, 2009 at 07:22 pm
wow guy....wolves don't have houses...and these shirts fucking kick ass so calm damn... I hope these spirit glowing wolves do bite his head off! I'd buy that shirt!
http://tsanda.wordpress.com/
April 6th, 2009 at 05:22 am
ChuckJ is a fat guy who wears wolf t-shirts and feels the need to defend them with dumb-assery. No one is saying wolves aren't majestic (or what the fuck ever), you fucking tard...just that wearing a t-shirt with a wolf on it makes you a tool, you tool.
April 6th, 2009 at 09:37 am
Those wolf shirts are so lame they look cool. I have this cool fly like an eagle native shirt. Fucking Sweet!!! Chicks dig them.
April 6th, 2009 at 07:37 pm
wolves shirts are like wearing a ferrari on your torso. Girls love em. Or driving a ferrari is like driving a wolf shirt around town...its something like that.
http://tsanda.wordpress.com/
April 7th, 2009 at 04:20 pm
This one beats them all...
https://www.equineaddicts.com/the-mountain-wolf-t-shirt-night-breed.asp
April 8th, 2009 at 01:46 pm
How many of you freaks have ever saw a wild wolf?
Heard them howl to each other across the valley?
Saw 8 of them take down an elk for dinner?
Saw their puppies palying with each other in the morning sun?
Held the rib of a dead Alpha that you had watched for years?
Learned to know many, many of them by sight?
Heard them barking outside of your backpacking tent in the back country of yellowstone?
Saw them fight with a Grizzly bear trying to take their kill away from them.
Yeah...I wear wolf shirts too.
April 8th, 2009 at 02:06 pm
Of course you do... How else would anyone know how special you are when you aren't wearing your helmet?
April 8th, 2009 at 02:12 pm
And here's who I work with:
http://wildlife.utah.gov/wolf/
April 8th, 2009 at 02:16 pm
Now go do some research on wolves, watch some of the National Geographic specials (Return of the Wolf and Valley of the Wolf by cinematographer Bob Landis), then get involved, and help protect these wonderful animals...They need our help. Wyoming and Idaho are trying to exterminate them again...
April 8th, 2009 at 02:21 pm
Oh yeah...And by the way:
Chicks really do dig wolves! When they know you know what you are talking about, and can show them pictures of wolf things, and take them there and actually show them a wolf...Oh Hell! It's a done deal!
April 25th, 2009 at 06:52 pm
you're a fag.
April 8th, 2009 at 05:54 pm
yeah this is a must for white people, LOL
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