If you've ever walked around a state fair or a flea market or anywhere in the Ohio River Valley, you've probably noticed that 75% of the midwestern population owns and actively wears a theme of shirts where large drawings of wolves lord over a backdrop of cliffs, native Americans in full headress regalia and other awesome shit. These are basically van drawings on a shirt. I don't understand them, but a tiny voice inside my head is telling me that these are pretty awesome. So here's a bunch of them.
I will get the last laugh! I've ordered "Wolf Tearing Thru My Chest and Abdomen" shirt AND "Shark Shirt"...now i will have them both torn in half at the seams with the thighs of 18 year old amateur porn stars..then sewn BACK TOGETHER AS ONE SHIRT!!! Wolf and Shark TOGETHER! Thats better than Voltron or Reeces cups! And when i go to the Renaissance Fair or to play D&D then ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!!
aH HAAAA HAA HAA HA ha..um..i just came on myself. sorry.
Wolves are one of the best animals for t-shirts, they have a brilliant character that is both dark and beautiful with an elemental feel. I’m not sure about the one near the bottom where the wolf is all electrified though, it just looks silly.
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April 9th, 2009 at 08:02 pm
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April 10th, 2009 at 10:23 am
I will get the last laugh! I've ordered "Wolf Tearing Thru My Chest and Abdomen" shirt AND "Shark Shirt"...now i will have them both torn in half at the seams with the thighs of 18 year old amateur porn stars..then sewn BACK TOGETHER AS ONE SHIRT!!! Wolf and Shark TOGETHER! Thats better than Voltron or Reeces cups! And when i go to the Renaissance Fair or to play D&D then ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!!
aH HAAAA HAA HAA HA ha..um..i just came on myself. sorry.
April 11th, 2009 at 12:24 am
Cool. The 80's are coming back...
April 13th, 2009 at 03:20 am
oh i love wolves.great t.shirts
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:10 am
i love these wolf shirts.
May 26th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Wolves are one of the best animals for t-shirts, they have a brilliant character that is both dark and beautiful with an elemental feel. I’m not sure about the one near the bottom where the wolf is all electrified though, it just looks silly.
July 10th, 2009 at 07:25 am
I have the one with 3 Wolves howling at the Moon. This is the next hipster trend, they just don't know it yet.
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