Yawwwwn…just another boring day in Cincinnati. According to WCPO:
Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically.
Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.
She also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, police say.
According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested.
Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit.
It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.
It’s not clear why she was wearing the cow suit? What’s not clear about that? Who doesn’t hang out in a cow suit right before they chase kids and piss on stuff? You can do that kind of shit in a horse suit or an aardvark suit. Sheesh.