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Woman In Cow Suit Chases Kids, Urinates On Porch

Yawwwwn…just another boring day in Cincinnati. According to WCPO:

Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically.

Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.

She also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, police say.

According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested.

Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit.

It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.

It’s not clear why she was wearing the cow suit? What’s not clear about that? Who doesn’t hang out in a cow suit right before they chase kids and piss on stuff? You can do that kind of shit in a horse suit or an aardvark suit. Sheesh.

15 Responses to "Woman In Cow Suit Chases Kids, Urinates On Porch"

  1. Greggy says:

    she’s new PETA spokeswoman for their breast milk campaign

  2. Flea says:

    Why would she dress like a cow when she looks like a pig ?

  3. flea says:

    Got milk ?

  4. John Doe says:

    I Think it’s mad cow disease

  5. Nealunconen says:

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  6. Pratik says:

    I wouldn’t put her in jail for two reasons:

    1) She has “yard boss” written all over her. Inmates with a relatively light record will be dead or near dead once she is done with them.
    2) She needs to do the “top ten reasons I’m totally fucking nuts” on Letterman.

  7. jd says:

    I can’t believe no-one got video of this. What a Riot!!!

  8. Mr. Balls says:

    Pratik you sound like someone who has done time.

  9. The utters make her aerodynamic and up to 13% faster, at least they did in the test run.

  10. Monkeypoo says:

    ..that’s not a woman

  11. haha, thats sooo funny. I would have just laughed had I seen someone peeing on a porch in a costume!

  12. lisan says:

    Is that a female or cow???excellet pic!!! maybe the models love that, tell you guys we met so many hot chicks on a tall dating site ” ___Tallchat.com___ “and we were playing on the site up to now,seems there are so many singel models and tall guys want to be hook up,is that you guys???

  13. EKC says:

    My brother is an officer in the department that arrested this cow. She told the judge to “suck her udders”.

  14. cunty cuntall says:

    Why do people think what she did is wrong ???