Flying is such a hassle these days. There’s the security checks, the crappy food and the fact that you have to sit in a pile of urine during a three hour flight.
The best part of this story is that the flight attendant told the woman that someone had taken a huge whiz in her seat after she’d been sitting in it and after she asked the flight attendant why she was covered in urine. If she knew that someone had unloaded all over the seat, shouldn’t she have said something beforehand? Maybe, before she sat down? But, to give the stewardess the benefit of the doubt, maybe there are so many urine-soaked seats on AirTran flights that she just completely forgot about it. “Sorry, I didn’t tell you your seat was a puddle of some stranger’s urine. I did warn 2F, 4D, 7A, 13B, 16E, 22F, 22E and 25C that their seats were soaked with piss. I guess I just forgot to tell you. You can go sit in…12B…no, no, sorry, that one’s full of feces and vomit. Try 15B. Have a nice flight.”