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This is the iJoy Ride exercise machine. Sometimes I think at these companies that make exercise machines, there’s a hundred designers, 99 of which are totally serious and dedicated to making good workout equipment. But then there’s one guy who smokes pot on his lunch break and eats abba zabbas and all he does all day is try to think of different ways he can make people look like they’re having sex when they work out. Then when the bosses okay his design for the machine, he giggles uncontrollably to himself and and says under his breath “awesome.”

9 Responses to "How To Work Out Your Groin Muscle"

  1. DonkeyXote says:

    bahahahahaha

  2. Brad says:

    That guy looks eerily like that Bob guy from the Enzyte commercials…

  3. josh says:

    that is just ridiculous.

  4. chad says:

    looks like it would make you poop up those abba zabbas lol

  5. Anil Dikshit says:

    i want one

  6. Tears says:

    are running down my cheeks from laughter. I wonder what the director told that actor his thoughts were. And then I wonder what that actor thought after he saw the ad. He looks like he is having a great time. Hilarious

  7. Jim says:

    is this serious?

  8. You Know... says:

    …that there must be optional accessories like a strap-on dildo. There is no other use for this ridiculous machine.

    This must be why the guy has such a shit-eating grin on; he’s already using the optional accessory.


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