Pratik, while I usually agree with you, I have to disagree here.
These brats are suburbanites.
In seven years they'll be attending the best colleges money can buy, driving the best cars their parents can barely afford, and wearing the trendiest clothes MTV tells them to wear. Once they do get to be mothers, they'll be in their late 20's to early 30's, hate their loud spoiled kids, hate their cheating husband, and hate that their friend got the 2020 late-model GMC Tahoe, while they only get to drive the 2019 Chevy Suburban. But, to make themselves feel better they'll get tons of plastic surgery, of course their husbands will pay for it because he's tired of looking at the same miserable, saggy tits for 15 years, and then she'll look like a million bucks. Hence, a MILF is born; ta daa.
Oh, they'll still read celebrity gossip mags though, you were right on that one.
In about seven years, they'll be the single moms in the grocery store who actually buy most of the celebrity tabloids (even the Hispanic soap opera ones).
Just one more reason I thank God I have sons instead of daughters
And break lose the stupid ass cap sensitive security shit I'm on attempt 11 here that or make it so you can tell a M from a m and a S from s or a X from a x. personally I think the shits broke
No one asking the important question: Where the hell is Dad?
My money says he knew about this stuff coming down a week ahead of time, planned to be late at the office on "event" day and was getting the knob gobble treatment by a Divine Brown look alike and climaxing during the David Cook announcement.
You know it's true. When Mom goes to console the daughter on the tragic outcome, you can tell from the look on her face that she's actually thinking "Is that jackass cheating on me?"
hahahahah this is so funny , you can tell who was the kid who organised the party lol , shame hahahha her friends really couldnt give a crap but still play along hahahahahaha, silly little american girls
I graduated from the school district these girls go to and my little sister is there now. I'm so embarrassed! How can people let their kids act like this? The mom should have kicked all those shitheads out of the house, including her own daughter.
Suburbia is one of the worst ideas anyone ever had.
did the girl in the striped shirt have to pee or sumthing? lol, that thankfully is why I hate screaming girls(screaming is emphasized...) and american idol......
I love how just one kid starts crying, the rest after about 3 seconds start to laugh. Especially blue-shirt kid. They're just thinking "Am I really friends with someone this pathetic?"
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November 20th, 2008 at 09:48 am
Pratik, while I usually agree with you, I have to disagree here.
These brats are suburbanites.
In seven years they'll be attending the best colleges money can buy, driving the best cars their parents can barely afford, and wearing the trendiest clothes MTV tells them to wear. Once they do get to be mothers, they'll be in their late 20's to early 30's, hate their loud spoiled kids, hate their cheating husband, and hate that their friend got the 2020 late-model GMC Tahoe, while they only get to drive the 2019 Chevy Suburban. But, to make themselves feel better they'll get tons of plastic surgery, of course their husbands will pay for it because he's tired of looking at the same miserable, saggy tits for 15 years, and then she'll look like a million bucks. Hence, a MILF is born; ta daa.
Oh, they'll still read celebrity gossip mags though, you were right on that one.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:35 am
We know about the Captcha shit. It's supposed to be fixed soon. Until then, please enjoy this: http://i34.tinypic.com/dr8crb.jpg
November 20th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
moron.
November 20th, 2008 at 02:24 pm
Why do you put a period at the end of "moron"? It's not a sentence.
November 29th, 2008 at 12:59 am
LOL what does that have to do with anything?
December 7th, 2008 at 05:35 pm
True, but that would have been justified. Who's running the country is just a teensy bit more important than who Simon Cowell thinks can sing.
December 8th, 2008 at 06:24 pm
HA!
December 8th, 2008 at 06:22 pm
It has to do with everything! The man speaks in universal truths! (man woman w/e)
November 20th, 2008 at 09:16 am
In about seven years, they'll be the single moms in the grocery store who actually buy most of the celebrity tabloids (even the Hispanic soap opera ones).
November 20th, 2008 at 09:51 am
I reacted the same way during the verdict of OJ's last trial.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Just one more reason I thank God I have sons instead of daughters
And break lose the stupid ass cap sensitive security shit I'm on attempt 11 here that or make it so you can tell a M from a m and a S from s or a X from a x. personally I think the shits broke
November 20th, 2008 at 10:18 am
You can call me homophobic here, but the only people that react like that about Tv and celebrities are children and grown-up gay people.
Which leads us to think that gay people have some kind of retardment
Ps: Your Captcha sucks ass
November 20th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Cory, I love you in a totally gay way for that picture.
*STRONG HOMO*
(that wasn't a typo)
November 20th, 2008 at 01:55 pm
I think this is what it would have been like in every Black household had McCain won.
My favorite part is the girl in the middle screaming "Eff American Idol." She seems so ashamed to say it.
November 20th, 2008 at 02:40 pm
It could be an exclamatory sentence, kind of like "Dude." or "Yes!!"
Source: years of training at the Grammar Nazi Institute, a.k.a. third grade English.
November 20th, 2008 at 08:44 pm
wait....I did the EXACT same thing...
shit
November 20th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
No one asking the important question: Where the hell is Dad?
My money says he knew about this stuff coming down a week ahead of time, planned to be late at the office on "event" day and was getting the knob gobble treatment by a Divine Brown look alike and climaxing during the David Cook announcement.
You know it's true. When Mom goes to console the daughter on the tragic outcome, you can tell from the look on her face that she's actually thinking "Is that jackass cheating on me?"
And the suburban circle is complete.
November 25th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Of course television's good for kids.
December 1st, 2008 at 07:05 am
hahahahah this is so funny , you can tell who was the kid who organised the party lol , shame hahahha her friends really couldnt give a crap but still play along hahahahahaha, silly little american girls
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:45 pm
I was LOLing quite hard and then i saw that a girl towards the end of the video was wearing a t-shirt from my high school. Then i died.
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:09 am
Balls
I graduated from the school district these girls go to and my little sister is there now. I'm so embarrassed! How can people let their kids act like this? The mom should have kicked all those shitheads out of the house, including her own daughter.
Suburbia is one of the worst ideas anyone ever had.
December 6th, 2008 at 05:34 pm
hahah if you read all the comments i think they're funny
December 12th, 2008 at 04:04 pm
did the girl in the striped shirt have to pee or sumthing? lol, that thankfully is why I hate screaming girls(screaming is emphasized...) and american idol......
January 23rd, 2009 at 04:32 pm
I love how just one kid starts crying, the rest after about 3 seconds start to laugh. Especially blue-shirt kid. They're just thinking "Am I really friends with someone this pathetic?"
January 30th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
I got sent this link and in all honesty, i find it disgusting more than humorous
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Good American consumer training. Brand loyalty, herd mentality, false emotion, over reaction.
March 11th, 2009 at 09:44 pm
Another instance of 4chan ruining people's lives?
August 18th, 2009 at 01:03 pm
Drama queens... get a life, turn off the TV.
August 28th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Wait, this was American Idol? I thought these were McCain supporters from last November...
September 20th, 2009 at 07:44 pm
am i the only one thinking "so whats with that older sister???"
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