Some people really love Star Wars. So, to show their love, they will go to great lengths to dress up as their favorite characters for nerd conventions, nerd parties and any other nerd-based gatherings. Here are some of the worst. (Although, that first Chewbacca picture might qualify as the best. I can't tell anymore.)
This might be the only thing gayer than the Gay Pride Parade. (Note: If you've ever been to the Gay Pride Parade, you'll know that it's very very gay.)
I don't remember Boba Fett wearing khaki shorts and being 25-pounds overweight when he was bounty hunting. This must be his cousin, Boba Fat.
Aside from the "luring-you-into-my-van-with-some-candy" move, the "homemade Chewbacca suit" is the pervert's next preferred means of molesting children.
At one point, he finished putting his Chewbacca costume on and said, "Alright, looks good. Let's leave the house."
Paper, huh. You really think you can dress up as a Stormtrooper using nothing but paper?
I can't tell if this Chewbacca costume is bought or made. If it was purchased, then it belongs in the "Worst Purchased Star Wars Costumes Ever" list. Sorry about that.
Look for this Darth Maul to star alongside Mickey Rourke in "The Wrestler 2: Revenge Of The Sexually-Confused Sith."
Someone needs to do something about Stormtrooper Boot Camp. No wonder why the rebels keep winning.
These poor children have no chance. No chance at all.
Somebody has to go through a lot of pizza boxes to make this Stormtrooper. Luckily the boxiness of the storm suit is slimming.
OK, cutting arm holes in your parents 1973 shag rug doesn't not qualify as a Chewbacca and/or Ewok costume.
Star Wars fans will see this as a "red clone helmet." While everyone else will see this as a "piece of garbage."
"Hey, I've got an idea! I'll use paper plates as my Stormtrooper suit! I'm in college! I can do anything!"
"Hey, I've got an idea! I'll tape a Stormtrooper picture to a bucket and use it as a helmet! I'm six-years-old! I can do anything!"
I'm going to let this one speak for itself.
Dude, Darth Maul is the one Star Wars character made specifically for bald guys. You and your thick head of hair are a couple of dicks.
At first I was thinking that this was actually kind of cool because he made this Boba Fett costume out of Legos. Then I remember that a grown man made a suit out of Legos and I chuckled to myself as I uploaded it.
BONUS: This might be the best Star Wars Costume Ever:
Technically one of those blocky storm troopers near the end was supposed to be a LEGO stormtrooper from the video game. And it was a pretty damn good Lego storm trooper costume.
Lots of sandy vagina's!
The "veil of fashionable liberal political correctness" (love that) does indeed make the funny comments funnier.
This is the best thing I have seen in a while.
Holy s@#% I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. Not only at the pictures, but the wicked comments!!! Good to see good sense of humors getting the upper hand and not pcness!
hey! smart guy! move out of your parent's garage! get a sense of humor! and language skills! and less cynicism! and fuck off! dick! hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha
I'm guessing by your poor grammar and punctuation that you never graduated from High School. I also deduced that you were molested by Steve, your babysitter when you were younger, and that it scarred you for life. Living in an apartment with one bedroom, a half bath and a kitchenette makes you feel high and mighty because you get to say you have a "kitchenette". But really you're just a fag.
Lots of jews suffering from butthurt in these posts. They should stop wasting their time with the internet, although it is srs bsns, and get back to stealing peoples money with their money grubbing jew powers.
Hey, I think they all get an "A" for effort and a "Fucking A Right Whitey!" for creative recycling of materials.
I don't dig saying really mean shit about people....making fun of them can be all good in the right spirit. Trekkies and Warries - definitely invite serious hazing.
My Vote: Trash Can R2D2 and family: Winner of the annual 50,000 dollar Invitational White Trash-a-thon Costume Fest, cardboard hands down.
I love these. I want to make a truly bad Star Wars costume out of cardboard for next Halloween myself. I don't care if people are laughing at me, that is part of the total inclusion of everybody into the joke.
I however do not think the Darth Maul with hair is supposed to be a Star Wars character. I am pretty sure he is supposed to be some Anime character, but I am just not quite geeky enough to know which one. Also it isn't Boba Fat, it's Bubba Fatt (according to HSC anyway).
I grew my hair into an 80's style, I sewed tiny red lines up both legs of blue pants, I dyed an old vest black and painted an orange Han Solo toygun for a party, and a guy wearing a mattress won the contest. Makes me want to punch the guy wearing the paper plates.
To be fair. I think his costume is made of paper plates because all the costumes are made of "found" household objects made on the cheap at the moment. I've been to a few parties where we had to construct costumes out of random kitchen crap ala Project Runway.
No it isn't George Lucas. The photo was taken during the Dragoncon convention in Atlanta and there is a guy who attends every year who *really* looks like him, so he gets to walk in the Star Wars section of the parade.
What an obvious reply from Mr. Insecure who has always said 'legos' all his life, due to his parents never telling him otherwise/being ignorant pinheads.
Seconded - a stupid thing to say. Being that insufferable jackass who can't help but correct others on something so trivial in so hostile a manner is WAY more problematic than their supposed "error". Grow up.
I made a really awesome web site about a guy so lame he goes around the interwebs looking to judge people for their Star Wars Halloween costumes. It is a great site, kind of like how eighth grade girls get catty and talk about each other's clothes.
Why don't these people above spend thousands of dollars and dozens of hours on Star Wars costumes? Right?
I am not normally a gambling man, but I'd bet MOST of the people pictured above are getting laid more than this blogger. Next time you are at a bar, tell a girl about the awesome web site you made to criticize people's Star Wars costumes. It will work!
I agree. I like making fun of other people just as the next person but this post just gives me the feeling a real fan boy is spilling his frustration about some people not dressing 100% accurate to his favourite movies.
Come on man, a guy likes to dress as a darth what's his name but he's not bald... so what? Get a life please or at least show us your uber cool homemade SW costume pix.
Sad and Funny!! I love the ambition and creativity. It's so much more satisfying than spending a grand or more on a pre-fab screen accurate costume (I've done both!)
Yeah, that's at the dragoncon parade in Atlanta. He's there every year. And those cardboard troopers inspired a bunch of other cardboard characters. Cylons and whatnot.
That's actually Indianapolis native, George Starkey, who bears such a striking resemblance to Lucas that he gets asked for autographs and got cast to play George Lucas in a couple films-- http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1521266/
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April 1st, 2009 at 03:23 pm
Technically one of those blocky storm troopers near the end was supposed to be a LEGO stormtrooper from the video game. And it was a pretty damn good Lego storm trooper costume.
April 1st, 2009 at 03:56 pm
Lighten up, people. Those pics are funny and most of these people look pretty stupid. The only thing funnier than 6 year olds is retarded 6 year olds.
April 1st, 2009 at 05:42 pm
Lots of sandy vagina's!
The "veil of fashionable liberal political correctness" (love that) does indeed make the funny comments funnier.
This is the best thing I have seen in a while.
April 1st, 2009 at 09:22 pm
hahahah blub blub...those kids with trashcan r2d2 waterboarded me in my bong water
April 1st, 2009 at 09:34 pm
Holy s@#% I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. Not only at the pictures, but the wicked comments!!! Good to see good sense of humors getting the upper hand and not pcness!
April 1st, 2009 at 09:37 pm
Death star = Best costume ever
April 1st, 2009 at 09:44 pm
hey! smart guy! move out of your parent's garage! get a sense of humor! and language skills! and less cynicism! and fuck off! dick! hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha
One could say the same about you moron.
April 1st, 2009 at 10:11 pm
I'm guessing by your poor grammar and punctuation that you never graduated from High School. I also deduced that you were molested by Steve, your babysitter when you were younger, and that it scarred you for life. Living in an apartment with one bedroom, a half bath and a kitchenette makes you feel high and mighty because you get to say you have a "kitchenette". But really you're just a fag.
April 1st, 2009 at 09:53 pm
Personally, I'm curious about the Princess in the drug store tiara and blue 80's eyeshadow.
April 1st, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Dick
April 1st, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Lots of jews suffering from butthurt in these posts. They should stop wasting their time with the internet, although it is srs bsns, and get back to stealing peoples money with their money grubbing jew powers.
April 2nd, 2009 at 01:47 am
lol wtf???
April 2nd, 2009 at 07:26 am
My co-worker recently told me that homosexuality is a ploy by jew corporations to make new market segments. He also told me Dick Cheney was a jew.
April 1st, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Hey, I think they all get an "A" for effort and a "Fucking A Right Whitey!" for creative recycling of materials.
I don't dig saying really mean shit about people....making fun of them can be all good in the right spirit. Trekkies and Warries - definitely invite serious hazing.
My Vote: Trash Can R2D2 and family: Winner of the annual 50,000 dollar Invitational White Trash-a-thon Costume Fest, cardboard hands down.
Wait....is that too mean?
April 1st, 2009 at 10:15 pm
I love these. I want to make a truly bad Star Wars costume out of cardboard for next Halloween myself. I don't care if people are laughing at me, that is part of the total inclusion of everybody into the joke.
I however do not think the Darth Maul with hair is supposed to be a Star Wars character. I am pretty sure he is supposed to be some Anime character, but I am just not quite geeky enough to know which one. Also it isn't Boba Fat, it's Bubba Fatt (according to HSC anyway).
April 1st, 2009 at 10:52 pm
bah, no fun
April 1st, 2009 at 11:50 pm
I grew my hair into an 80's style, I sewed tiny red lines up both legs of blue pants, I dyed an old vest black and painted an orange Han Solo toygun for a party, and a guy wearing a mattress won the contest. Makes me want to punch the guy wearing the paper plates.
Love it, and the comments.
April 3rd, 2009 at 04:59 pm
To be fair. I think his costume is made of paper plates because all the costumes are made of "found" household objects made on the cheap at the moment. I've been to a few parties where we had to construct costumes out of random kitchen crap ala Project Runway.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:56 am
In the second picture (3 'gay' troopers) is that george lucas in the background?
April 2nd, 2009 at 02:56 am
No it isn't George Lucas. The photo was taken during the Dragoncon convention in Atlanta and there is a guy who attends every year who *really* looks like him, so he gets to walk in the Star Wars section of the parade.
April 2nd, 2009 at 07:24 am
The fact that anyone can answer that question to such a degree is a singularity of nerdiness that... ahh I'm being sucking into my monitoglkdf;nm
April 6th, 2009 at 06:22 am
His name is George Starkey-- http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1521266/
April 2nd, 2009 at 01:19 am
Man..... I hate people calling Lego 'Legos'.... you don't see them labeling the packet with '1000 legos inside!'
April 2nd, 2009 at 02:20 am
What a stupid fucking thing to say.
April 2nd, 2009 at 02:34 am
"What a stupid fucking thing to say."
What an obvious reply from Mr. Insecure who has always said 'legos' all his life, due to his parents never telling him otherwise/being ignorant pinheads.
April 2nd, 2009 at 03:22 am
Because saying the guy made his suit out of Lego bricks just rolls right off the tongue........
April 2nd, 2009 at 05:36 am
I think you would just plainly say that he 'made it out of Lego'
April 2nd, 2009 at 03:26 am
Seconded - a stupid thing to say. Being that insufferable jackass who can't help but correct others on something so trivial in so hostile a manner is WAY more problematic than their supposed "error". Grow up.
April 2nd, 2009 at 03:57 am
I think you have something to say to the author of this article.
April 2nd, 2009 at 03:23 am
That lego stormtrooper looks to good to be homemade.
April 2nd, 2009 at 03:40 am
I see your that lame-arse Death Star costume and raise it with this:
http://picasaweb.google.com/blind.phineas/HalloweenNov2008#5290746395910396674
April 2nd, 2009 at 04:11 am
Holy Taco dude that is scary!
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April 2nd, 2009 at 04:24 am
I made a really awesome web site about a guy so lame he goes around the interwebs looking to judge people for their Star Wars Halloween costumes. It is a great site, kind of like how eighth grade girls get catty and talk about each other's clothes.
Why don't these people above spend thousands of dollars and dozens of hours on Star Wars costumes? Right?
I am not normally a gambling man, but I'd bet MOST of the people pictured above are getting laid more than this blogger. Next time you are at a bar, tell a girl about the awesome web site you made to criticize people's Star Wars costumes. It will work!
April 2nd, 2009 at 07:32 am
I agree. I like making fun of other people just as the next person but this post just gives me the feeling a real fan boy is spilling his frustration about some people not dressing 100% accurate to his favourite movies.
Come on man, a guy likes to dress as a darth what's his name but he's not bald... so what? Get a life please or at least show us your uber cool homemade SW costume pix.
I really like the trash can R2! :)
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:24 am
lol to be honest I dont think those people dressed up are getting laid at all...
April 3rd, 2009 at 04:55 pm
They must be. Some of them have children...and I seriously doubt anyone would let them adopt.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Shut up, foo! This shit is funny. I gotta assume you lost alot of lunch money to bullies as a child.
Someone aught to break your teeth out on a curb for being such an uptight bitch-snob. I looking at these two fucks below my post too.
April 2nd, 2009 at 04:55 am
Sad and Funny!! I love the ambition and creativity. It's so much more satisfying than spending a grand or more on a pre-fab screen accurate costume (I've done both!)
April 2nd, 2009 at 05:33 am
Some of these are amazing, also for their apparent crapiness or improv nature. I don't know if the Vice 'Do's and Don'ts' style asides are necessary.
April 2nd, 2009 at 07:09 am
In that second pic down, is that George Lucas behind the Stormtroopers, lol?
April 4th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Yeah, that's at the dragoncon parade in Atlanta. He's there every year. And those cardboard troopers inspired a bunch of other cardboard characters. Cylons and whatnot.
April 5th, 2009 at 08:22 am
LOL!!
The Cardboard Stormtroopers are even featured in an effects-laden mini-feature.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzmYE2PMFM0
April 6th, 2009 at 06:20 am
That's actually Indianapolis native, George Starkey, who bears such a striking resemblance to Lucas that he gets asked for autographs and got cast to play George Lucas in a couple films-- http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1521266/
April 2nd, 2009 at 07:44 am
really funny pics, I think that the pizza stormtrooper is actually a storm trooper from the lego starwars series
April 2nd, 2009 at 08:10 am
come on, that little girl dressed as R2-D2 is the CUTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 08:15 am
Wow, you still think it's funny to call something "gay"? Not impressed.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:07 pm
gay gay gay gay gay
April 2nd, 2009 at 08:58 am
They are all Photoshoped look at the shadows and lighting....LOL
April 2nd, 2009 at 09:21 am
the first darth maul looks like he is the fifth member of kiss
April 2nd, 2009 at 09:31 am
lol, havent seen Maul Stanley in a while
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