Some people really love Star Wars. So, to show their love, they will go to great lengths to dress up as their favorite characters for nerd conventions, nerd parties and any other nerd-based gatherings. Here are some of the worst. (Although, that first Chewbacca picture might qualify as the best. I can't tell anymore.)
This might be the only thing gayer than the Gay Pride Parade. (Note: If you've ever been to the Gay Pride Parade, you'll know that it's very very gay.)
I don't remember Boba Fett wearing khaki shorts and being 25-pounds overweight when he was bounty hunting. This must be his cousin, Boba Fat.
Aside from the "luring-you-into-my-van-with-some-candy" move, the "homemade Chewbacca suit" is the pervert's next preferred means of molesting children.
At one point, he finished putting his Chewbacca costume on and said, "Alright, looks good. Let's leave the house."
Paper, huh. You really think you can dress up as a Stormtrooper using nothing but paper?
I can't tell if this Chewbacca costume is bought or made. If it was purchased, then it belongs in the "Worst Purchased Star Wars Costumes Ever" list. Sorry about that.
Look for this Darth Maul to star alongside Mickey Rourke in "The Wrestler 2: Revenge Of The Sexually-Confused Sith."
Someone needs to do something about Stormtrooper Boot Camp. No wonder why the rebels keep winning.
These poor children have no chance. No chance at all.
Somebody has to go through a lot of pizza boxes to make this Stormtrooper. Luckily the boxiness of the storm suit is slimming.
OK, cutting arm holes in your parents 1973 shag rug doesn't not qualify as a Chewbacca and/or Ewok costume.
Star Wars fans will see this as a "red clone helmet." While everyone else will see this as a "piece of garbage."
"Hey, I've got an idea! I'll use paper plates as my Stormtrooper suit! I'm in college! I can do anything!"
"Hey, I've got an idea! I'll tape a Stormtrooper picture to a bucket and use it as a helmet! I'm six-years-old! I can do anything!"
I'm going to let this one speak for itself.
Dude, Darth Maul is the one Star Wars character made specifically for bald guys. You and your thick head of hair are a couple of dicks.
At first I was thinking that this was actually kind of cool because he made this Boba Fett costume out of Legos. Then I remember that a grown man made a suit out of Legos and I chuckled to myself as I uploaded it.
BONUS: This might be the best Star Wars Costume Ever:
My guess is that's a guy dressed up as Lucas in the second pic. But you never know... he is a good sport and so darn happy to have created this wonderfully complex and diverse (and don't forget money making) saga.
What? Who wrote this? Some frat dick? The costumes are obviously not meant to be taken seriously. They're either cool for their innovation, or complete jokes. And the joke is on the writer of this article in every single case. Complete fail.
Yes, most of these are defiantly horribly, but a couple of the are actually cool. Fore example the Stormtrooper made of boxes and the Boba with lego armor. You can tell they were going for creativity rather than accuracy. I give those two props.
menudo capullo esta tu hecho... man.
la gente hace los mejores disfraces q puede y luego vas tu y te ries en su cara.
Tendriamos que ver que narices haces tú.
payaso, antes de criticar haz algo positivo en la vida
You know, that language has to be the ugliest language in print out of all languages. Not only does it sound like trash when spoken, it looks like retard writing when in print. No wonder I never wanted to learn it in the ninth grade. Ugly, disgusting unintelligable jibber-jabber.
What fascinating insight into the psyche of an "uber-educated, gosh-durn, law abiding, red-blooded, confederate-flag-waving American."
Last time I checked an American News Paper, It was Bernie Madoff, AIG and every white-haired "Amreican" that had ruined your "Once Great Nation". But Thank you ... You have done us a great service out here in the rest of the world. We can all laugh contently watching your cancer of a country and it's in-bred, cousin screwing, banjo-playing, hay-seed citizenry slide into the ocean and drown so the world can move on.
(Btw I originally wrote this in Spanish and decided to translate it into english for you simply because I know it is probably difficult for you for comprehend anything more problematic than a McDonald's "Extra Value Meal" menu.)
Whoa there. Seems like more than a few have begun insulting others based on something superficial such as nationality. Personally, I disagree with Such a thing. Not ALL of any nation's citizens are uneducated or unintelligent. I personally disagree with having my nation referred to as "cancerous". Every modern nation has issues with corruption in government, thankfully, some of us care enough to do something about it instead of wasting time insulting others.
Mr Wealthy Hispanic, take time to realize that fighting bigotry with bigotry is an immense logical fallacy.
I'll thank you to refrain from talking smack about those you know little about, the general populace of the United States.
I complete agree on Buzzkiller.
Who is invading who?
All 15 year old kids are poisoned with colombian´s drugs, dickhead, not mexican.
And all 13 year girls have lost virginity a long long time ago.
Old America, Vietnam, Mexico, Afganistan, Irak, Now what?
And every time i want to spent a perfect vacation, all i see is stoned kids who takes advantage on mexican distorsionable laws allow kids to get drunk before they have 21.
And i´ve better write in your language because i doubt you can´t even survive a day alone here, son of a bitch!!
El asunto principal eran los disfraces y ahora se volvió un problema racial. Droga colombiana? Pues nadie niega este problema que ha cobrado la vida de miles de colombianos, pero entonces México está libre de ese mal?... Entonces qué es esto: http://www.explorandomexico.com.mx/about-mexico/9/170/ Por cierto, quién es más burro el que se fuma la droga o el que la vende?
Why are you even talking about 13 year old girls?!?
They were probably molested or else they wouldn't be interested in sex at all yet!!!
Just playing barbies/toys, music, books, hangout with friends and family, and sports is what they WANT to do.
Leave little girls alone.
Life is hard enough. I would know.
I wish everyone had parents with saved up money from opportunities.
I am white (not like that is anything good), a little Cherokee Indian and American and I say open the boarders everyone deserves freedom, to share the land, and happiness.
Especially all the Children.
America is suppose to be the Good (like Son of God Jesus, forgiving and helping, guiding light) not judgmental and kill everything for resources.
I am sorry if these idiots make you feel bad because I personally love every race. I think the Mexican people really care about families more than most.
If I could change the world I would and not for selfishness, I would help people in need out!
Wow, ypu´re 10!!
You know how to write.
Learn this:
Pinche racista cagado, hijo de la puta mas barata del bule mas barato.
Eres un hijo de una puta springbreaker a la que se cogio un pinche lanchero naco de Acapulco en los ochentas, PENDEJO!!!
Haaa!!! Old Good Spanish......
I didn't even notice it was a bucket under the stormtrooper picture - totally got me. A lot of these people have fantastically creative mothers I'm sure...
1. This Chewbacca is actually quite good. Ohh, you can see his lips - terrible! NO! This is homemade. It doesn't say "worst costumes ever" it specifies that these are made by people on their off hours. This is a stellar costume.
2. I love the stylized stormtroopers. And the fact that the author is so homophobic made him miss out on the best part (george lucas is in the background. you know it's him!)
3. boba fett isn't great. it's not mock material - but i could somewhat understand why it's here.
4. that's a good chewbacca too! What is this guy looking for?
5. ok - look, what is this dude's problem with wookies?! Yes - this picture belongs here... but look at the comment. Not once does he rip into R2. Because R2 is so spot on right?
6. This one finally fits - but i have a feeling the stormtrooper costume was a joke. get this shot at a con, and then it works.
7. SERIOUSLY! GET OVER IT! What do you want chewie to look like?! Have you seen starwars? Do you remember what a wookie looks like? It looks like this - but with gloves on.
8. this belongs here. It's a joke, it's funny, but i fully agree with this being here. But again, why the homophobic comment?
9. this one looks serious, it belongs. the comment works. Way to go buddy, 1 out of 9.
10. This guy is obsessed with kids. first he comments on the child luring, and now he's focusing on the children. is he missing the paper plate clone trooper helmet?
11. This is clearly made to be stylized - and it's pretty awesome.
12. This chewie picture should be here - i mean, get over it - but... this picture i love due to the decapitated head at the bottom.
13. lets be honest - we all wish we made that helmet using duct tape!
14. ohh now he sees paper plates. very well. this picture belongs here too.
15. read the comment: you're god damn right. he's six, and he can do anything!
16. this belongs too - I think this is my favourite yoda cosplay ever. and we should all dress like that, and really try to convince people that we are, in fact, yoda. also this yoda should be photoshopped into many other pictures, to see how well it holds up.
17. dude: a lot of sith were red with black markings. you wanna write about a universe, keep in context.
18. wholy crap! that helmet is made out of lego? It's totally a ghostbusters meet boba fett - but that helmet is lego?! Also - this author is making fun of people making stuff with lego - WHILE HE'S MOCKING THEM AND SEARCHING THE INTERNET FOR STAR WARS COS PLAY IMAGES!...
19. he got another one right. it truly is the best.
Easy there Wookie Lover...lighten up a little and give your little ticker a break. I am sure even the costume wearers laugh at themselves. Live a little.
actually I think you got the name of the site wrong..
these are quite cool costumes and pretty creative! good thing there are people who invest their time in this sort of stuff! shows that they aren't all that lazy, like maybe you and I, who are good at criticizing,but in the end don't do much more than talking!!
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April 9th, 2009 at 05:05 am
My guess is that's a guy dressed up as Lucas in the second pic. But you never know... he is a good sport and so darn happy to have created this wonderfully complex and diverse (and don't forget money making) saga.
April 8th, 2009 at 01:13 pm
the Death star's brother plays the Kazookeylele
April 8th, 2009 at 02:43 pm
If my mom made me a star wars costume, id cry.
If my mom made me a paper plate/carpet/box costume, id die,
April 8th, 2009 at 04:22 pm
Is that Timothy McVeigh pretending to be a Death Star?
O_o
May 31st, 2009 at 05:40 pm
Timothy McVeigh, who was executed in 2001 and looked nothing like that? Yeah, probably.
April 8th, 2009 at 06:31 pm
Dude, I thought for a minute that first one was George Clinton...
April 8th, 2009 at 09:10 pm
This could have been funny. Too bad it isn't.
April 8th, 2009 at 09:15 pm
What? Who wrote this? Some frat dick? The costumes are obviously not meant to be taken seriously. They're either cool for their innovation, or complete jokes. And the joke is on the writer of this article in every single case. Complete fail.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Yes, most of these are defiantly horribly, but a couple of the are actually cool. Fore example the Stormtrooper made of boxes and the Boba with lego armor. You can tell they were going for creativity rather than accuracy. I give those two props.
April 9th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
menudo capullo esta tu hecho... man.
la gente hace los mejores disfraces q puede y luego vas tu y te ries en su cara.
Tendriamos que ver que narices haces tú.
payaso, antes de criticar haz algo positivo en la vida
April 10th, 2009 at 03:21 pm
You know, that language has to be the ugliest language in print out of all languages. Not only does it sound like trash when spoken, it looks like retard writing when in print. No wonder I never wanted to learn it in the ninth grade. Ugly, disgusting unintelligable jibber-jabber.
April 10th, 2009 at 03:24 pm
That's right, I hate you mexican illegal shitbags invading this Once Great Nation. Go THE FUCK HOME, drug dealing uneducated shitbag.
April 11th, 2009 at 08:29 am
Wow Eagle.
What fascinating insight into the psyche of an "uber-educated, gosh-durn, law abiding, red-blooded, confederate-flag-waving American."
Last time I checked an American News Paper, It was Bernie Madoff, AIG and every white-haired "Amreican" that had ruined your "Once Great Nation". But Thank you ... You have done us a great service out here in the rest of the world. We can all laugh contently watching your cancer of a country and it's in-bred, cousin screwing, banjo-playing, hay-seed citizenry slide into the ocean and drown so the world can move on.
(Btw I originally wrote this in Spanish and decided to translate it into english for you simply because I know it is probably difficult for you for comprehend anything more problematic than a McDonald's "Extra Value Meal" menu.)
Have fun on the unemployment line.
lotsa' love,
A wealthy hispanic.
April 16th, 2009 at 11:44 am
What does Mexico do to illegal immigrants from Central America?
May 7th, 2009 at 05:21 am
Don't know. Is it:
"To get to the other side?"
or maybe
"Cause he's got little legs?"
Anonymoose
May 20th, 2009 at 08:21 pm
Whoa there. Seems like more than a few have begun insulting others based on something superficial such as nationality. Personally, I disagree with Such a thing. Not ALL of any nation's citizens are uneducated or unintelligent. I personally disagree with having my nation referred to as "cancerous". Every modern nation has issues with corruption in government, thankfully, some of us care enough to do something about it instead of wasting time insulting others.
Mr Wealthy Hispanic, take time to realize that fighting bigotry with bigotry is an immense logical fallacy.
I'll thank you to refrain from talking smack about those you know little about, the general populace of the United States.
April 11th, 2009 at 04:20 pm
I complete agree on Buzzkiller.
Who is invading who?
All 15 year old kids are poisoned with colombian´s drugs, dickhead, not mexican.
And all 13 year girls have lost virginity a long long time ago.
Old America, Vietnam, Mexico, Afganistan, Irak, Now what?
And every time i want to spent a perfect vacation, all i see is stoned kids who takes advantage on mexican distorsionable laws allow kids to get drunk before they have 21.
And i´ve better write in your language because i doubt you can´t even survive a day alone here, son of a bitch!!
April 12th, 2009 at 09:54 pm
El asunto principal eran los disfraces y ahora se volvió un problema racial. Droga colombiana? Pues nadie niega este problema que ha cobrado la vida de miles de colombianos, pero entonces México está libre de ese mal?... Entonces qué es esto: http://www.explorandomexico.com.mx/about-mexico/9/170/ Por cierto, quién es más burro el que se fuma la droga o el que la vende?
May 15th, 2009 at 01:16 pm
Why are you even talking about 13 year old girls?!?
They were probably molested or else they wouldn't be interested in sex at all yet!!!
Just playing barbies/toys, music, books, hangout with friends and family, and sports is what they WANT to do.
Leave little girls alone.
Life is hard enough. I would know.
I wish everyone had parents with saved up money from opportunities.
I am white (not like that is anything good), a little Cherokee Indian and American and I say open the boarders everyone deserves freedom, to share the land, and happiness.
Especially all the Children.
America is suppose to be the Good (like Son of God Jesus, forgiving and helping, guiding light) not judgmental and kill everything for resources.
I am sorry if these idiots make you feel bad because I personally love every race. I think the Mexican people really care about families more than most.
If I could change the world I would and not for selfishness, I would help people in need out!
April 17th, 2009 at 12:43 am
This was once a great nation. Then those stupid Puritans came and screwed it all up! "Eagle", what tribe are you?
April 11th, 2009 at 04:24 pm
Wow, ypu´re 10!!
You know how to write.
Learn this:
Pinche racista cagado, hijo de la puta mas barata del bule mas barato.
Eres un hijo de una puta springbreaker a la que se cogio un pinche lanchero naco de Acapulco en los ochentas, PENDEJO!!!
Haaa!!! Old Good Spanish......
April 10th, 2009 at 10:19 am
I didn't even notice it was a bucket under the stormtrooper picture - totally got me. A lot of these people have fantastically creative mothers I'm sure...
April 12th, 2009 at 07:40 am
G@Y
April 15th, 2009 at 07:49 pm
5th pic down is definitely jesus chewbacca
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April 17th, 2009 at 01:35 pm
This is the list of terrible costumes? Really?
1. This Chewbacca is actually quite good. Ohh, you can see his lips - terrible! NO! This is homemade. It doesn't say "worst costumes ever" it specifies that these are made by people on their off hours. This is a stellar costume.
2. I love the stylized stormtroopers. And the fact that the author is so homophobic made him miss out on the best part (george lucas is in the background. you know it's him!)
3. boba fett isn't great. it's not mock material - but i could somewhat understand why it's here.
4. that's a good chewbacca too! What is this guy looking for?
5. ok - look, what is this dude's problem with wookies?! Yes - this picture belongs here... but look at the comment. Not once does he rip into R2. Because R2 is so spot on right?
6. This one finally fits - but i have a feeling the stormtrooper costume was a joke. get this shot at a con, and then it works.
7. SERIOUSLY! GET OVER IT! What do you want chewie to look like?! Have you seen starwars? Do you remember what a wookie looks like? It looks like this - but with gloves on.
8. this belongs here. It's a joke, it's funny, but i fully agree with this being here. But again, why the homophobic comment?
9. this one looks serious, it belongs. the comment works. Way to go buddy, 1 out of 9.
10. This guy is obsessed with kids. first he comments on the child luring, and now he's focusing on the children. is he missing the paper plate clone trooper helmet?
11. This is clearly made to be stylized - and it's pretty awesome.
12. This chewie picture should be here - i mean, get over it - but... this picture i love due to the decapitated head at the bottom.
13. lets be honest - we all wish we made that helmet using duct tape!
14. ohh now he sees paper plates. very well. this picture belongs here too.
15. read the comment: you're god damn right. he's six, and he can do anything!
16. this belongs too - I think this is my favourite yoda cosplay ever. and we should all dress like that, and really try to convince people that we are, in fact, yoda. also this yoda should be photoshopped into many other pictures, to see how well it holds up.
17. dude: a lot of sith were red with black markings. you wanna write about a universe, keep in context.
18. wholy crap! that helmet is made out of lego? It's totally a ghostbusters meet boba fett - but that helmet is lego?! Also - this author is making fun of people making stuff with lego - WHILE HE'S MOCKING THEM AND SEARCHING THE INTERNET FOR STAR WARS COS PLAY IMAGES!...
19. he got another one right. it truly is the best.
April 18th, 2009 at 01:00 am
...Rofl. They have pills for PMS now, y'know.
April 18th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Who also interested in Cute-Sexy-Mexicans-Girl-Cut
April 21st, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Dude....whats it like to wake up as the biggest douche bag in the world every morning?
April 22nd, 2009 at 04:36 pm
Easy there Wookie Lover...lighten up a little and give your little ticker a break. I am sure even the costume wearers laugh at themselves. Live a little.
April 21st, 2009 at 04:46 am
I love these - at least they tried, and the crap ones make me laugh harder. Top work!
April 28th, 2009 at 09:29 am
All r crazy and big Idiots. I think they don't have better things to do i their life.
May 11th, 2009 at 06:58 am
And you sound retarded.
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:11 am
Me no speeko da engrish
May 5th, 2009 at 07:25 am
on number 17 im a HUGE star wars fan so i shoud tell you that ANY sith can have red and black marking with hair or no hair PERIOD.
May 9th, 2009 at 06:06 pm
fag
May 19th, 2009 at 05:55 am
Man, I bet you get all them chicks
May 6th, 2009 at 01:55 pm
the R2D2 that was a trashcan with just a piece of paper saying "R2D2" - fucking hilars.
May 7th, 2009 at 08:03 am
These are great man
super work here finding them all
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May 11th, 2009 at 04:01 am
The first Chewbacca is actually Chong. What Does Chewbacca really mean? I think it means, "one who has to chew back the hair from his mouth."
May 14th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Holy shit!
May 18th, 2009 at 01:36 pm
actually I think you got the name of the site wrong..
these are quite cool costumes and pretty creative! good thing there are people who invest their time in this sort of stuff! shows that they aren't all that lazy, like maybe you and I, who are good at criticizing,but in the end don't do much more than talking!!
May 26th, 2009 at 04:41 pm
Maybe they should use their not-lazyness for a more... productive purpose.
Just a thought.
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:29 pm
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May 26th, 2009 at 09:30 am
Does anyone else think the lightsabers they have in the 4th from last picture look a lot like dildos?
June 1st, 2009 at 01:29 am
I don't know about Star Wars, but you can make all your sexual fantasies cum true here with Kinky Camgirls...
June 1st, 2009 at 07:08 am
wow, great segway into a porn site.
June 3rd, 2009 at 02:21 am
who are good at criticizing,but in the end don't do much more than talking!!
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June 6th, 2009 at 02:42 pm
But we dont make public fools of ourself =P
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June 3rd, 2009 at 02:24 am
i shoud tell you that ANY sith can have red and black marking with hair or no hair PERIOD.
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June 3rd, 2009 at 02:25 am
No wonder I never wanted to learn it in the ninth grade. Ugly, disgusting unintelligable jibber-jabber.
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