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You jack-off!! That’s a double entendre.
NOOOO!
wtf is fap?
I fapped.
I am going to beat my meat every day and cross each day out with my jizz. After its all dried up at the end of the month I am going to walk around with the paper with the calender on it covered in my man spunk and with a confused look on my face ask them “Does this smell funny to you?” and then laugh to myself as they sniff it
that might be hilarious to you now, but when you turn 12 you’ll think it sounds pretty childish.
Who made this stupid month?
Too bad i didn’t see this yesterday.
Well that’s gonna be hard, I usually have enough juice in me to masturbate to just one picture, which means that on average I juice my cock out about at least 16 times a day.
Let’s not even talk about my ass, that gets worked on a bit more.
Yeah, yeah, it says I’m a mom but if you bitches know anything about my online flaming, you’d know that I get a kick out of mocking your mothers whenever I don’t like any of your comments or I say something stupid and someone out there pwnages the living daylights out of my poop chute. Point is, I’m a guy and I LOVE THE COCK, although I like watching girls but I know I’m too ugly to ever be with one so I settle for fags that wanna make me their cum-dumpster.
I’ve seen this guy copy and paste this exact same comment on 3 different sites…troll
stupid pic
Hi! You must be new here!
Not new…I know what FAP means and the pic is stupid and I merely did it to prevent a First since you retards all seem to think that is hilarious for some reason
…Must…Fap!!!!
what kind of crazy month is this????
oh hell no!
well to late now….
no longer the master of my own domain
Already lost
*slaps money on counter*
“I’m out!”
I accept your challenge
Dammit I wish you posted this one day ago! I’m already out!