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Worst Music Video Ever…Or Best?

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I can’t figure out the worst part about this video. Is it the song, the woman singing the song, the music video itself, or the motorcycle guy’s mullet? They all seem to be equally terrible. So, if two negatives make a positive, then four negatives might make a totally awesome positive. I don’t really understand quantum physics, but using the Copenhagen Interpretation of the Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen paradox*, I think this video has so many negative components that the wave-particle duality actually inverses on itself to become the greatest video in the universe.

I asked a quantum physicist to see if my formula was correct. This was his response:

Quantum Physicist: No, this video sucks. Shut up.

Well, now we have our answer. Still, it’s kind of a catchy tune.

*I have no idea what those terms mean. I found them on wikipedia.

28 Responses to "Worst Music Video Ever…Or Best?"

  1. Josh says:

    To be honest. This video could be like 15 times better. How? When they showed the fat chicks face, they replaced it with hot topless babes washing a car.

  2. Surlycalifornian says:

    Dom, it was a joke fuck face. They have a link you should check out on the front page right now called “The 8 most obnoxious internet commenters (cracked)”. After reading all your fuckin stupid comments I think I can place you in at least 7 of the 8 categories…

  3. CaulcKing says:

    She’s singing about her weight. The “Mullet Marine” is a chubby chaser.

  4. SKEET says:

    too much make up and light not enough gym membership

  5. Pratik says:

    There’s this one line from that old James Bond movie Dr. No where he has to get married to a Japenese chick to keep his cover from being blown, which describes her perfectly:

    James: Now what’s the plan for me?
    Tanaka: First, you become a Japanese. Second, you train hard and quickly to become a ninja like us. And third, to give you extra-special cover, you take a wife.
    James: Is she pretty?
    Tanaka: She has a face like a pig.
    James: To hell with that idea.

    And the mullet dude looks like Michael Madsen, and not in a “Reservoir Dogs” kind of way… more like in a “Bloodrayne 2″ kind of way. So that’s even more depressing.

  6. Memz says:

    Pratik that sounds more like a line from The Man with the Golden Gun I think thats were i learned to kick people to do kung fu in the balls. I may be mistaken though all the bond movies kind of blend together now.

  7. KTFO says:

    WOW! Where to begin? First off that was a train wreck of epic proportions. I was in agony for the entire duration, though strangely I could not turn away. I now know what the people on the ground were feeling when they looked up and watched the Hindenburg explode, brutal. Secondly, I thought her Carnie Wilson impression was dead on, kudos. And finally the only thing that will be repeating in my brain for the next 72 hours……..” I don’t want to lose you tonight, you’re the only thing that matters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Rock and Roll Ms. Piggy!

  8. Buddy Ice says:

    She had a F.U.P.A.! That’s a first for a music video.

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  10. Mr. Cool Ice says:

    This rivals “Hairdresser” (check it – you tube “hairdresser” – should be first selection)

    She makes me hungry for BBQ.
    Was that George Castanza’s Mom?
    Why haven’t I seen this on Headbanger’s ball with vixen, lita ford and the like?
    Rock’s like fudge

  11. haha, oh yeaaaahhhh. I totally forgot about this monstrosity! I had seen this a while back….blugh.

  12. Gamophyte says:

    The new rick roll guys?
    It was unbelievably hard to watch. The VHS camcorder recording quality at least dampened the visuals. The whole song could have been avoided if he just left her a sandwich or something.

  13. Gonzo says:


  14. Captain Pat says:

    The airplane blew the budget and corners had to be cut. Let’s not be too hasty condemning this piece of art.

  15. X-Phile-Chick says:

    I almost Pissed myself laughing while watching this video. By the way I think she lost him tonight, and possibly forever, not only did she get on the friggin plane, I think the people of city saw her crappy music video and all chipped in and bought her the ticket and she is banned from ever making crappy music videos in there city again, how embarassing. By the way, was that a World Wrestling Championship belt I saw holding up her ugly leather tapered pants. I think that chick could have totally taken on Andre the Giant or killed him swith her sweet earbleeding brain exploding lullabies.

  16. Surlycalifornian says:

    DAMN YOU TACO! GOD DAMN YOU!!! Another 4 minutes of my life I will never get back thanks to you! FUCK, I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!

  17. Cam says:

    The face of a donkey. The voice of an angel.

  18. Liam says:

    The face of a donkey. The voice of a… donkey.

  19. Dom says:

    Surlycalifornian, you’re the idiot who sat through the whole 4 minutes. Go back over to break and make that comment. It will fit in with the rest.

  20. Fresno says:

    I think she’s singing that song about her belt because she’s about to lose it under her huge, dumpy tits.

  21. Anil Dikshit says:

    I love this video. So innovative.

  22. me says:

    I didnt make it throu the whole video,AWFUL

  23. LOTGK says:

    And I thought Fish Heads was bad. This makes A Flock Of Seagulls “I Ran” look like a masterpiece.

    In one scene, in the background, the white car is wrecked. Same could be said about her hair style.

  24. Penicillin says:

    I have three thoughts:
    1. The production cost of this video entailed the cost of the film and an airport limo ride.
    2. At first I thought this was a video about the singer’s mother. I was startled to see this pig start badly lip-syncing.
    3. If she doesn’t want to lose her oily, mullet-laden beau-hulk tonight, why does she put her fat ass on that plane and fly away?

  25. general chicken says:

    ahhh…i just love the city.