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To be honest. This video could be like 15 times better. How? When they showed the fat chicks face, they replaced it with hot topless babes washing a car.
Dom, it was a joke fuck face. They have a link you should check out on the front page right now called “The 8 most obnoxious internet commenters (cracked)”. After reading all your fuckin stupid comments I think I can place you in at least 7 of the 8 categories…
I came.
She’s singing about her weight. The “Mullet Marine” is a chubby chaser.
too much make up and light not enough gym membership
There’s this one line from that old James Bond movie Dr. No where he has to get married to a Japenese chick to keep his cover from being blown, which describes her perfectly:
James: Now what’s the plan for me?
Tanaka: First, you become a Japanese. Second, you train hard and quickly to become a ninja like us. And third, to give you extra-special cover, you take a wife.
James: Is she pretty?
Tanaka: She has a face like a pig.
James: To hell with that idea.
And the mullet dude looks like Michael Madsen, and not in a “Reservoir Dogs” kind of way… more like in a “Bloodrayne 2″ kind of way. So that’s even more depressing.
Pratik that sounds more like a line from The Man with the Golden Gun I think thats were i learned to kick people to do kung fu in the balls. I may be mistaken though all the bond movies kind of blend together now.
WOW! Where to begin? First off that was a train wreck of epic proportions. I was in agony for the entire duration, though strangely I could not turn away. I now know what the people on the ground were feeling when they looked up and watched the Hindenburg explode, brutal. Secondly, I thought her Carnie Wilson impression was dead on, kudos. And finally the only thing that will be repeating in my brain for the next 72 hours……..” I don’t want to lose you tonight, you’re the only thing that matters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Rock and Roll Ms. Piggy!
She had a F.U.P.A.! That’s a first for a music video.
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This rivals “Hairdresser” (check it – you tube “hairdresser” – should be first selection)
She makes me hungry for BBQ.
Was that George Castanza’s Mom?
Why haven’t I seen this on Headbanger’s ball with vixen, lita ford and the like?
Rock’s like fudge
haha, oh yeaaaahhhh. I totally forgot about this monstrosity! I had seen this a while back….blugh.
The new rick roll guys?
It was unbelievably hard to watch. The VHS camcorder recording quality at least dampened the visuals. The whole song could have been avoided if he just left her a sandwich or something.
LOOKS LIKE GEORGE COSTANZAS MOM
I almost Pissed myself laughing while watching this video. By the way I think she lost him tonight, and possibly forever, not only did she get on the friggin plane, I think the people of city saw her crappy music video and all chipped in and bought her the ticket and she is banned from ever making crappy music videos in there city again, how embarassing. By the way, was that a World Wrestling Championship belt I saw holding up her ugly leather tapered pants. I think that chick could have totally taken on Andre the Giant or killed him swith her sweet earbleeding brain exploding lullabies.
The airplane blew the budget and corners had to be cut. Let’s not be too hasty condemning this piece of art.
I think she’s singing that song about her belt because she’s about to lose it under her huge, dumpy tits.
I love this video. So innovative.
I didnt make it throu the whole video,AWFUL
Hideous!!!
And I thought Fish Heads was bad. This makes A Flock Of Seagulls “I Ran” look like a masterpiece.
In one scene, in the background, the white car is wrecked. Same could be said about her hair style.
I have three thoughts:
1. The production cost of this video entailed the cost of the film and an airport limo ride.
2. At first I thought this was a video about the singer’s mother. I was startled to see this pig start badly lip-syncing.
3. If she doesn’t want to lose her oily, mullet-laden beau-hulk tonight, why does she put her fat ass on that plane and fly away?
ahhh…i just love the city.
DAMN YOU TACO! GOD DAMN YOU!!! Another 4 minutes of my life I will never get back thanks to you! FUCK, I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!
The face of a donkey. The voice of an angel.
The face of a donkey. The voice of a… donkey.
Surlycalifornian, you’re the idiot who sat through the whole 4 minutes. Go back over to break and make that comment. It will fit in with the rest.