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My neighbor won’t even let me borrow his lawnmower…
He might if you’d stop trying to impregnate it.
This is what I HAVE TO FIND OUT! All these years of banging other guy’s women & never getting paid a penny! I feel such a cheap used fool.
When do you have pay some guy to bone your former beauty queen wife?
OK, on the surface, this sounds awesome, but they’re fucking GERMAN. That means she looks and sounds like Schwarzenegger, only with hairier face & legs.
Perhaps someone should’ve told the neighbor that oral and anal sex won’t result in impregnation.
this looks shopped.
i didnt think sterility was that common, WTF? Do they live next to a nuclear reactor or something?
His wife ‘objected’ after the slut boned someone else to get pregnant and passed off her bastards to him as his! I guess this is what you would call a ‘fucking’ revelation!
lmao!! ouch!
If this is real, that neighbor is the goddamn, fucking, greatest dude on the planet. That is the fucking shit.
Poorly written. Fake.