If there’s one thing that makes me really, really hungry, it’s a nice big toilet. Modern Toilet Restaurant, based in Taipei, offers toilets instead of seats to patrons. And if that’s not enough, instead of plates, they give you your food in toilet-shaped bowls. Oh, and instead of giving you food that doesn’t look like feces, they sell soft-serve chocolate ice cream that looks a lot like feces. Man, just thinking about a big pile of steaming dump is really making me hungry. If you’ll excuse me, since I don’t live in Taiwan, I’m going to go have lunch in my boring old bathroom.