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Would You Eat At Modern Toilet Restaurant?

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If there’s one thing that makes me really, really hungry, it’s a nice big toilet. Modern Toilet Restaurant, based in Taipei, offers toilets instead of seats to patrons. And if that’s not enough, instead of plates, they give you your food in toilet-shaped bowls. Oh, and instead of giving you food that doesn’t look like feces, they sell soft-serve chocolate ice cream that looks a lot like feces. Man, just thinking about a big pile of steaming dump is really making me hungry. If you’ll excuse me, since I don’t live in Taiwan, I’m going to go have lunch in my boring old bathroom.

modern toilet restaurant

modern toilet restaurant

modern toilet restaurant

modern toilet restaurant

modern toilet restaurant

modern toilet restaurant

21 Responses to "Would You Eat At Modern Toilet Restaurant?"

  1. kevin says:

    if this is such a bad idea…then why are there so many customers?

  2. Taiwanese says:

    Taipei is in Taiwan the last time I checked and it’s Chinese in origin…. It was never hit by a nuclear bomb because it’s NOT Japan. But, obviously it doesn’t take a nuclear bomb to spun a whole population of ignorant xenophobes.

  3. haha says:

    I bet some white folks thinkg Japan and China are the same country.

  4. wtf says:

    I think y’all need an atlas. This is not Japan, and this is not China, and it didn’t get attacked by the Germans who dropped a nucular bomb on it. Wtf is wrong with you people??

  5. Eliza says:

    I lived almost half of my life abroad, and now i live in Taiwan. But i find that kind of
    reataurant disgusting and that kind of idea the worst iI’ve ever seen ! And why do
    the young people in Taiwan love to go there so much? I ‘ll tell you why..its because
    the trend here is to talk dirty, show disgusting things and even to write very negative stories. And people like that. Most young people here have no good stuff
    in their head anymore ..

  6. Claudia says:

    Yea. i agree with you . ever since the DPP Party made a mess in Taiwan such as at the parlament fighting and showing almost the underwear ..the mentality of the young generation is totally polluted and they have wacko ideas such that bring shame to the people here !!

  7. Winston Churchill says:

    WHAT THE CUSTOMERS DON’T REALIZE IS THAT THEY ARE BEING INSULTED AS:
    VERY INELEGANT , WHILE THEY ARE CONSUMING AND YET PAYING FOR THAT INSULT . HA HA .

  8. Anonymous says:

    I have an even better idea, why don’t they just serve raw sewage in toilet bowls? mmmm!
    But I won’t be going there simply because I’d hate to ask the waiter where the washroom is located.

  9. Richard_gao says:

    This is stupidity at its best. And the patrons who eat there are even more stupid than the restaurant owner. I would bet that it will close soon, after the initial buzz is gone.

  10. msbee says:

    THIS THEME IS SO DISGUSTING, IT GOES TO SHOW WHERE THE MINDS OF PEOPLE ARE AT THESE DAYS. THERES NO MORE WHOLESOME ENTERTAINMENT ANYMORE. THE MORALS OF YOUNG PEOPLE HAVE GONE TO THE DOGS. I WOULD NEVER SUPPORT A RESTAURANT WITH THIS TYPE OF THEME. I’M SO GLAD WE DON’T HAVE THIS ESTABLISHMENT IN THE UNITED STATES. I DON’T THINK IT WOULD BE SUPPORTED HERE ANYWAY.

  11. GAVNO says:

    Let’s just say if you order the poo poo platter in THIS place, you might get more than you bargained for…

  12. visitor says:

    It doesnt really gross me out, I would probably eat there if I had the chance. But I cant understand why someone would wake up one day and say to himself “I want to make a toilet themed restaurant… BRILLIANT!”
    William Rast

  13. Mr. Balls says:

    Goddamn the japanese are weird.

  14. Mr. sack says:

    I think Taipei is in Taiwan…

  15. this is how a culture acts 2 generations after a nuclear attack. it takes a while for the radiation to affect the genes.

  16. Craig says:

    STUPIDEST RESTAURANT IDEA EVER! Wow look at us, we are trending by eating food that looks like shit.

    what a moronic and asinine idea.

  17. Mr. Balls says:

    Mr. Sack, I stand corrected. You are absolutely right and I missed that. I wish to post a correction to my earlier post:

    Goddamn, the Taiwanese are weird.

  18. Kevin says:

    wow, the ice cream there is a piece of crap. i think they modeled this resturant after watching two girls one cup.

  19. Landon says:

    Everytime I eat asian food it makes me shit! I once got a fortune cookie at a greasy stir fry place that read “you have ten minutes to get to the bathroom!”. Maybe they’re on to something here!

  20. Hank says:

    I wonder what their restrooms look like?

  21. Hank says:

    Also, I wonder if you leave this place with a shit eatin’ grin on your face?