When I heard Eliot Spitzer paid $4,100 dollars an hour for his hooker, I thought that was a lot of money to pay for a hooker. You could buy a 2002 Hyundai Accent for that much. Although I think it’s probably more socially acceptable to pay for a hooker than to drive an ’02 Hyundai. Anyway, now there’s a new girl on the market, but she’s way pricier. Usmagazine.com reports:
Scarlett Johansson is no cheap date.
A man from the U.K. placed a winning eBay bid of $40,100 to join her at the L.A. premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You this June.
I was shocked when I first heard about this, but $40,000?! I hope to God he at least does the penis in the popcorn bag trick. Alright, these prices are getting out of control. This is like when A-Rod got $250 million dollars from the Texas Ragners. It just threw shit out of whack. So, once and for all, I’m going to set prices for this kind of stuff. See the chart below, I think you’ll find it hopeful.