Most doctors agree that the well-known "penis-inside-a-man's-face-or-ass" (or, PIAMFOA) test is, by far the most definitive way to figure out if someone is gay or not. If you're unsure if someone you know is gay, just put his penis inside a man's face or ass and gauge his reaction. If he likes it, then chances are pretty good he's gay. If not, well, then you're sort of in an awkward situation, so you should probably just run away.
You should pop in a DVD of High School Musical 2 and if he starts to sing along, he's probably gay. Otherwise, he's just hanging out and having a good time, nothing to worry about AT ALL.
Some men like the feel of a goatee against their taint. That is not a sign of homosexuality. It feels good and I have enjoyed it on more than one occasion. It really warms up the anus when you're ready for shemale intercourse....wait wait...yeah he's gay.
You are a bunch of babies...I love man meat...yeah I said it. Sir there is nothing wrong with a 19 year old experimenting with another man. You should support him and love your son. Have him hang a tube sock on the knob when he's making sweet man love.
take a miniature baseball bat and insert it into your sons ass. you're looking for 2 things here....if he likes it, he is gay...if the whole bat fits, he is gay.
I was watching basketball the other day and there was a foul called by the refs... Marv Albert was calling the game and he said "Looks like Kobe Bryant will be charged with a reach around..." I was like "HEY a reach around! hahahah" and then I remembered I was watching the game with my parents...
something tells me this yahoo question was a fake just to be funny. nobody walks in on their son while they are having buttsex. that just doesn't happen. wanna know why? cuz mama's don't let their boys grow up to ride cowboys..... duh
1) Take him and his "friend" to the park
2) Make them take off their clothes
3) Shoot them both in the chest and arrange the bodies together
4) Write a suicide note containing references to Edward Cullen from Twilight
5) Keep repeating "I love my dead, gay son..."
Call your son in for a father, son talk. Throw on some hardcore gay porn. If you see his pants tighten up or if one or both pant legs shorten....hes a gay. If he excuses himself and comes back with some baby powder and sprinkles some in his hand and bitch slaps your mouth...he might not be gay.
If he smiles like a donut...hes a gay
If he likes holding your hand...hes a gay
If poop just randomly falls out of his ass....hes a gay
If he loves the taste of throat yogurt...hes a gay
If hes been donkey punched...hes a gay
If hes ever had a minnesota mangler or a cinncinnati bowtie...hes a gay
If your cucumbers taste like feces...hes a gay
if his lips are swollen...hes a gay
If he gestures the "shocker" and all three fingers are brown, its all stink and no pink...hes a gay
If it looked like your son was being raped and he was definitely not enjoying it then he might not be GAY....If he was the one forcing it upon his helpless friend.....he's probably most likely gay and/or a serial rapist or killer and the possibility of him being gay is the least of your worries. Now if he looks like he is riding a bucking bull and totally looks natural in doing it then its possible a game of truth or dare has gone horribly wrong but most likely he's probably a human sperm bank or a Hairy Hot Dog Pin Cushion.
ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE GAVE YOU CRAPPY ADVISE TAKE IT FROM SOME ONE IN THAT TYPE OF SITUATION. me. Your son may just like the fact that guys know what he likes in bed and he likes that but perfers woman relationships in which case he is STRAIT!!!!! if not ask him if he is and doesnt want to say then wait for him to come out in his own time. It will really suck if you push him to hard for that though because it may make him uncomfortable with telling you. For he might think the reason you push is because you hope he is not and he doesnt want to disapoint you.
~Clover Smith~
You caught him having sex with another guy and you wonder if he is gay?.If a guy has sex with another guy,whether it is oral or anal,giving or recieving,they are simply queer,just do not have the gumption to admit it.Its really simple...man plus woman equals-heterosexual
man plus man equals-homosexual
man plus man plus woman equals-bisexual
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January 19th, 2009 at 11:45 am
I've taken the PIAMFOA test on several occassions, I'm still not willing to admit that I in fact, like it, but chances are I will at some point.
Thank you Chante M for your credible Medical advice!
-Seacrest Out!
January 19th, 2009 at 02:38 pm
Thanks for the high five Seacrest.
January 19th, 2009 at 04:18 pm
You should pop in a DVD of High School Musical 2 and if he starts to sing along, he's probably gay. Otherwise, he's just hanging out and having a good time, nothing to worry about AT ALL.
January 19th, 2009 at 07:05 pm
If his name is "Dallas" he maybe a homo.
January 19th, 2009 at 07:15 pm
I think it maybe a phase. His friend giving him the reach around may just be queer.
January 19th, 2009 at 07:20 pm
was your son taking or receiving? If he was taking, there's a 79 percent chance he is gay. If he was receiving, theres a 97 percent chance.
January 19th, 2009 at 07:21 pm
Some men like the feel of a goatee against their taint. That is not a sign of homosexuality. It feels good and I have enjoyed it on more than one occasion. It really warms up the anus when you're ready for shemale intercourse....wait wait...yeah he's gay.
January 19th, 2009 at 07:15 pm
Apparently Elton only receives, because "taking" and "receiving" are the same.
I think your son is gay either way.
January 19th, 2009 at 07:18 pm
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
January 19th, 2009 at 07:27 pm
Does he shave his ass....Gay
Watches sports....not gay
Has a plunger with shit on the handle not the cup....fag
Attended a dog fight with Michael Vick....Straight
Tries measuring his dick with Clay Aikens mouth...um...cornholer
January 19th, 2009 at 07:22 pm
Rev.Floyd....WTF...Slap Chop...you'll love my nuts
January 19th, 2009 at 07:23 pm
You are a bunch of babies...I love man meat...yeah I said it. Sir there is nothing wrong with a 19 year old experimenting with another man. You should support him and love your son. Have him hang a tube sock on the knob when he's making sweet man love.
January 26th, 2009 at 02:22 am
haha rock on man
August 12th, 2009 at 03:06 am
Aaaaaaaawesome!
January 19th, 2009 at 07:24 pm
take a miniature baseball bat and insert it into your sons ass. you're looking for 2 things here....if he likes it, he is gay...if the whole bat fits, he is gay.
January 19th, 2009 at 07:36 pm
Holy Shit! I just sat on a Louisville Slugger.....Slap Chop!
January 19th, 2009 at 07:31 pm
Tom, homosexuality and gay sex is against our beliefs....get your ass of the bat and go to temple and pray that your non-god(s) forgives you.
January 19th, 2009 at 07:32 pm
Katey...Katey...ahehehe ahehehehe....Show me the money shot!
January 19th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
If you sing one song, that doesn't make you a singer.
If you paint one painting, it doesn't make you a painter.
But if you suck one cock, that makes you a cocksucker.
January 20th, 2009 at 05:40 am
I was watching basketball the other day and there was a foul called by the refs... Marv Albert was calling the game and he said "Looks like Kobe Bryant will be charged with a reach around..." I was like "HEY a reach around! hahahah" and then I remembered I was watching the game with my parents...
January 20th, 2009 at 06:41 am
He's not gay, his boyfriend is.
But just to make sure...
1-Does he have any Richard Simmons workout suits?
2-Does he still sit on his dad's lap?
3-Does he ever suck his friends cocks?
If you answered yes to any of these, he may be a flamer.
January 20th, 2009 at 05:40 pm
In prison if your on top your not gay. Just don't do it on the outside.
January 21st, 2009 at 07:45 am
Haha. This sh!t is GOLD! I've come across enough people like this in real life that you can't even believe it. It's like spotting an effing unicorn.
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Melysa
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January 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 am
i couldn't stop laughing to all these
January 30th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
hahahahaahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha the piamfoa thats gold!!!!!
March 23rd, 2009 at 03:55 pm
something tells me this yahoo question was a fake just to be funny. nobody walks in on their son while they are having buttsex. that just doesn't happen. wanna know why? cuz mama's don't let their boys grow up to ride cowboys..... duh
April 1st, 2009 at 11:47 am
1) Take him and his "friend" to the park
2) Make them take off their clothes
3) Shoot them both in the chest and arrange the bodies together
4) Write a suicide note containing references to Edward Cullen from Twilight
5) Keep repeating "I love my dead, gay son..."
April 28th, 2009 at 09:43 am
I only heard my son having sex with a girl. Your son must be way hotter than mine.
Damn.
May 4th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Call your son in for a father, son talk. Throw on some hardcore gay porn. If you see his pants tighten up or if one or both pant legs shorten....hes a gay. If he excuses himself and comes back with some baby powder and sprinkles some in his hand and bitch slaps your mouth...he might not be gay.
If he smiles like a donut...hes a gay
If he likes holding your hand...hes a gay
If poop just randomly falls out of his ass....hes a gay
If he loves the taste of throat yogurt...hes a gay
If hes been donkey punched...hes a gay
If hes ever had a minnesota mangler or a cinncinnati bowtie...hes a gay
If your cucumbers taste like feces...hes a gay
if his lips are swollen...hes a gay
If he gestures the "shocker" and all three fingers are brown, its all stink and no pink...hes a gay
May 5th, 2009 at 04:26 pm
If you have to ask if someone is gay,
the answer is probably yes.
May 7th, 2009 at 02:10 pm
I wonder if when the mom walked in he said, "Hold on almost done!"
May 13th, 2009 at 07:15 pm
This is the definitve test to see of someone is gay. Just randomly state the following in a musical melody:
"clang, clang, clang goes the trolly"
If they respond back with the following, they are gay as a $3 bill:
"ring, ring, ring goes the bell"
August 8th, 2009 at 11:56 am
zing zing zing, went my heartstrings
from the moment, i saw him, i fell
August 18th, 2009 at 10:27 am
propably unless hes a teenager and was dared
August 29th, 2009 at 12:53 am
If it looked like your son was being raped and he was definitely not enjoying it then he might not be GAY....If he was the one forcing it upon his helpless friend.....he's probably most likely gay and/or a serial rapist or killer and the possibility of him being gay is the least of your worries. Now if he looks like he is riding a bucking bull and totally looks natural in doing it then its possible a game of truth or dare has gone horribly wrong but most likely he's probably a human sperm bank or a Hairy Hot Dog Pin Cushion.
November 3rd, 2009 at 03:19 am
ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE GAVE YOU CRAPPY ADVISE TAKE IT FROM SOME ONE IN THAT TYPE OF SITUATION. me. Your son may just like the fact that guys know what he likes in bed and he likes that but perfers woman relationships in which case he is STRAIT!!!!! if not ask him if he is and doesnt want to say then wait for him to come out in his own time. It will really suck if you push him to hard for that though because it may make him uncomfortable with telling you. For he might think the reason you push is because you hope he is not and he doesnt want to disapoint you.
~Clover Smith~
December 19th, 2009 at 05:27 am
You caught him having sex with another guy and you wonder if he is gay?.If a guy has sex with another guy,whether it is oral or anal,giving or recieving,they are simply queer,just do not have the gumption to admit it.Its really simple...man plus woman equals-heterosexual
man plus man equals-homosexual
man plus man plus woman equals-bisexual
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