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i couldn’t stop laughing to all these
Aaaaaaaawesome!
I wonder if when the mom walked in he said, “Hold on almost done!”
something tells me this yahoo question was a fake just to be funny. nobody walks in on their son while they are having buttsex. that just doesn’t happen. wanna know why? cuz mama’s don’t let their boys grow up to ride cowboys….. duh
This is the definitve test to see of someone is gay. Just randomly state the following in a musical melody:
“clang, clang, clang goes the trolly”
If they respond back with the following, they are gay as a $3 bill:
“ring, ring, ring goes the bell”
zing zing zing, went my heartstrings
from the moment, i saw him, i fell
haha rock on man
1) Take him and his “friend” to the park
2) Make them take off their clothes
3) Shoot them both in the chest and arrange the bodies together
4) Write a suicide note containing references to Edward Cullen from Twilight
5) Keep repeating “I love my dead, gay son…”
Rev.Floyd….WTF…Slap Chop…you’ll love my nuts
Haha. This sh!t is GOLD! I’ve come across enough people like this in real life that you can’t even believe it. It’s like spotting an effing unicorn.
XOXO
Melysa
F-Listed
In prison if your on top your not gay. Just don’t do it on the outside.
If you sing one song, that doesn’t make you a singer.
If you paint one painting, it doesn’t make you a painter.
But if you suck one cock, that makes you a cocksucker.
He’s not gay, his boyfriend is.
But just to make sure…
1-Does he have any Richard Simmons workout suits?
2-Does he still sit on his dad’s lap?
3-Does he ever suck his friends cocks?
If you answered yes to any of these, he may be a flamer.
Holy Shit! I just sat on a Louisville Slugger…..Slap Chop!
Tom, homosexuality and gay sex is against our beliefs….get your ass of the bat and go to temple and pray that your non-god(s) forgives you.
Katey…Katey…ahehehe ahehehehe….Show me the money shot!
take a miniature baseball bat and insert it into your sons ass. you’re looking for 2 things here….if he likes it, he is gay…if the whole bat fits, he is gay.
hahahahaahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha the piamfoa thats gold!!!!!
Does he shave his ass….Gay
Watches sports….not gay
Has a plunger with shit on the handle not the cup….fag
Attended a dog fight with Michael Vick….Straight
Tries measuring his dick with Clay Aikens mouth…um…cornholer
You are a bunch of babies…I love man meat…yeah I said it. Sir there is nothing wrong with a 19 year old experimenting with another man. You should support him and love your son. Have him hang a tube sock on the knob when he’s making sweet man love.
I was watching basketball the other day and there was a foul called by the refs… Marv Albert was calling the game and he said “Looks like Kobe Bryant will be charged with a reach around…” I was like “HEY a reach around! hahahah” and then I remembered I was watching the game with my parents…
I only heard my son having sex with a girl. Your son must be way hotter than mine.
Damn.
If you have to ask if someone is gay,
the answer is probably yes.
Call your son in for a father, son talk. Throw on some hardcore gay porn. If you see his pants tighten up or if one or both pant legs shorten….hes a gay. If he excuses himself and comes back with some baby powder and sprinkles some in his hand and bitch slaps your mouth…he might not be gay.
If he smiles like a donut…hes a gay
If he likes holding your hand…hes a gay
If poop just randomly falls out of his ass….hes a gay
If he loves the taste of throat yogurt…hes a gay
If hes been donkey punched…hes a gay
If hes ever had a minnesota mangler or a cinncinnati bowtie…hes a gay
If your cucumbers taste like feces…hes a gay
if his lips are swollen…hes a gay
If he gestures the “shocker” and all three fingers are brown, its all stink and no pink…hes a gay
propably unless hes a teenager and was dared
If it looked like your son was being raped and he was definitely not enjoying it then he might not be GAY….If he was the one forcing it upon his helpless friend…..he’s probably most likely gay and/or a serial rapist or killer and the possibility of him being gay is the least of your worries. Now if he looks like he is riding a bucking bull and totally looks natural in doing it then its possible a game of truth or dare has gone horribly wrong but most likely he’s probably a human sperm bank or a Hairy Hot Dog Pin Cushion.
ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE GAVE YOU CRAPPY ADVISE TAKE IT FROM SOME ONE IN THAT TYPE OF SITUATION. me. Your son may just like the fact that guys know what he likes in bed and he likes that but perfers woman relationships in which case he is STRAIT!!!!! if not ask him if he is and doesnt want to say then wait for him to come out in his own time. It will really suck if you push him to hard for that though because it may make him uncomfortable with telling you. For he might think the reason you push is because you hope he is not and he doesnt want to disapoint you.
~Clover Smith~
You caught him having sex with another guy and you wonder if he is gay?.If a guy has sex with another guy,whether it is oral or anal,giving or recieving,they are simply queer,just do not have the gumption to admit it.Its really simple…man plus woman equals-heterosexual
man plus man equals-homosexual
man plus man plus woman equals-bisexual
your a faggot yourself. try learning to stop being such an ass
Ok Again I want to tell you that sex is sex to alot of people. Stop wondering and just love him for who he is. It doesnt matter if he is gay. Dont ask. Sexuality is a very big thing and chances are he is not gay he just likes it up his ass. just like girls get it oral from other chicks but still dont want to date girls. sexuality and sex are diffrent. dont judge based off of on incident. =)
I’ve taken the PIAMFOA test on several occassions, I’m still not willing to admit that I in fact, like it, but chances are I will at some point.
Thank you Chante M for your credible Medical advice!
-Seacrest Out!
Thanks for the high five Seacrest.
It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.
If his name is “Dallas” he maybe a homo.
I think it maybe a phase. His friend giving him the reach around may just be queer.
was your son taking or receiving? If he was taking, there’s a 79 percent chance he is gay. If he was receiving, theres a 97 percent chance.
Some men like the feel of a goatee against their taint. That is not a sign of homosexuality. It feels good and I have enjoyed it on more than one occasion. It really warms up the anus when you’re ready for shemale intercourse….wait wait…yeah he’s gay.
Apparently Elton only receives, because “taking” and “receiving” are the same.
I think your son is gay either way.
You should pop in a DVD of High School Musical 2 and if he starts to sing along, he’s probably gay. Otherwise, he’s just hanging out and having a good time, nothing to worry about AT ALL.