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Yahoo Answers: Is My Gay-Sex Loving Son Gay?

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Most doctors agree that the well-known "penis-inside-a-man’s-face-or-ass" (or, PIAMFOA) test is, by far the most definitive way to figure out if someone is gay or not. If you’re unsure if someone you know is gay, just put his penis inside a man’s face or ass and gauge his reaction. If he likes it, then chances are pretty good he’s gay. If not, well, then you’re sort of in an awkward situation, so you should probably just run away.
 

39 Responses to "Yahoo Answers: Is My Gay-Sex Loving Son Gay?"

  1. anonymous bisexual says:

    You caught him having sex with another guy and you wonder if he is gay?.If a guy has sex with another guy,whether it is oral or anal,giving or recieving,they are simply queer,just do not have the gumption to admit it.Its really simple…man plus woman equals-heterosexual
    man plus man equals-homosexual
    man plus man plus woman equals-bisexual

  2. Peter Eater says:

    Rev.Floyd….WTF…Slap Chop…you’ll love my nuts

  3. Anonymous says:

    i couldn’t stop laughing to all these

  4. Tom Cruise says:

    Holy Shit! I just sat on a Louisville Slugger…..Slap Chop!

  5. Kerr Glendinning says:

    your a faggot yourself. try learning to stop being such an ass

  6. Scientology says:

    Tom, homosexuality and gay sex is against our beliefs….get your ass of the bat and go to temple and pray that your non-god(s) forgives you.

  7. Tom Cruise says:

    Katey…Katey…ahehehe ahehehehe….Show me the money shot!

  8. Clover nicole Smith says:

    Ok Again I want to tell you that sex is sex to alot of people. Stop wondering and just love him for who he is. It doesnt matter if he is gay. Dont ask. Sexuality is a very big thing and chances are he is not gay he just likes it up his ass. just like girls get it oral from other chicks but still dont want to date girls. sexuality and sex are diffrent. dont judge based off of on incident. =)

  9. philosopher says:

    zing zing zing, went my heartstrings
    from the moment, i saw him, i fell

  10. Sugar draws says:

    In prison if your on top your not gay. Just don’t do it on the outside.

  11. Clover Nicole Smith says:

    ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE GAVE YOU CRAPPY ADVISE TAKE IT FROM SOME ONE IN THAT TYPE OF SITUATION. me. Your son may just like the fact that guys know what he likes in bed and he likes that but perfers woman relationships in which case he is STRAIT!!!!! if not ask him if he is and doesnt want to say then wait for him to come out in his own time. It will really suck if you push him to hard for that though because it may make him uncomfortable with telling you. For he might think the reason you push is because you hope he is not and he doesnt want to disapoint you.
    ~Clover Smith~

  12. Ricki says:

    If you have to ask if someone is gay,

    the answer is probably yes.

  13. Anonymous says:

    something tells me this yahoo question was a fake just to be funny. nobody walks in on their son while they are having buttsex. that just doesn’t happen. wanna know why? cuz mama’s don’t let their boys grow up to ride cowboys….. duh

  14. Anonymous says:

    1) Take him and his “friend” to the park
    2) Make them take off their clothes
    3) Shoot them both in the chest and arrange the bodies together
    4) Write a suicide note containing references to Edward Cullen from Twilight
    5) Keep repeating “I love my dead, gay son…”

  15. Chalupa says:

    If you sing one song, that doesn’t make you a singer.

    If you paint one painting, it doesn’t make you a painter.

    But if you suck one cock, that makes you a cocksucker.

  16. krazykitty says:

    I wonder if when the mom walked in he said, “Hold on almost done!”

  17. Envious says:

    I only heard my son having sex with a girl. Your son must be way hotter than mine.

    Damn.

  18. Anonymous says:

    This is the definitve test to see of someone is gay. Just randomly state the following in a musical melody:

    “clang, clang, clang goes the trolly”

    If they respond back with the following, they are gay as a $3 bill:

    “ring, ring, ring goes the bell”

  19. Bosco says:

    I was watching basketball the other day and there was a foul called by the refs… Marv Albert was calling the game and he said “Looks like Kobe Bryant will be charged with a reach around…” I was like “HEY a reach around! hahahah” and then I remembered I was watching the game with my parents…

  20. T-Bone says:

    Call your son in for a father, son talk. Throw on some hardcore gay porn. If you see his pants tighten up or if one or both pant legs shorten….hes a gay. If he excuses himself and comes back with some baby powder and sprinkles some in his hand and bitch slaps your mouth…he might not be gay.

    If he smiles like a donut…hes a gay

    If he likes holding your hand…hes a gay

    If poop just randomly falls out of his ass….hes a gay

    If he loves the taste of throat yogurt…hes a gay

    If hes been donkey punched…hes a gay

    If hes ever had a minnesota mangler or a cinncinnati bowtie…hes a gay

    If your cucumbers taste like feces…hes a gay

    if his lips are swollen…hes a gay

    If he gestures the “shocker” and all three fingers are brown, its all stink and no pink…hes a gay

  21. Dr. Drew says:

    take a miniature baseball bat and insert it into your sons ass. you’re looking for 2 things here….if he likes it, he is gay…if the whole bat fits, he is gay.

  22. pfloyd234 says:

    If it looked like your son was being raped and he was definitely not enjoying it then he might not be GAY….If he was the one forcing it upon his helpless friend…..he’s probably most likely gay and/or a serial rapist or killer and the possibility of him being gay is the least of your worries. Now if he looks like he is riding a bucking bull and totally looks natural in doing it then its possible a game of truth or dare has gone horribly wrong but most likely he’s probably a human sperm bank or a Hairy Hot Dog Pin Cushion.

  23. TubeSteak says:

    He’s not gay, his boyfriend is.

    But just to make sure…

    1-Does he have any Richard Simmons workout suits?

    2-Does he still sit on his dad’s lap?

    3-Does he ever suck his friends cocks?

    If you answered yes to any of these, he may be a flamer.

  24. Anonymous says:

    haha rock on man

  25. answer women49 says:

    propably unless hes a teenager and was dared

  26. GayBoi says:

    Aaaaaaaawesome!

  27. Anonymous says:

    hahahahaahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha the piamfoa thats gold!!!!!

  28. melysa says:

    Haha. This sh!t is GOLD! I’ve come across enough people like this in real life that you can’t even believe it. It’s like spotting an effing unicorn.

    XOXO

    Melysa

    F-Listed

  29. Austin Sprouse says:

    Does he shave his ass….Gay

    Watches sports….not gay

    Has a plunger with shit on the handle not the cup….fag

    Attended a dog fight with Michael Vick….Straight

    Tries measuring his dick with Clay Aikens mouth…um…cornholer

  30. Bob Brescia says:

    You are a bunch of babies…I love man meat…yeah I said it. Sir there is nothing wrong with a 19 year old experimenting with another man. You should support him and love your son. Have him hang a tube sock on the knob when he’s making sweet man love.

  31. Rev.Floyd says:

    If his name is “Dallas” he maybe a homo.

  32. Rev.Floyd says:

    I think it maybe a phase. His friend giving him the reach around may just be queer.

  33. Elton says:

    was your son taking or receiving? If he was taking, there’s a 79 percent chance he is gay. If he was receiving, theres a 97 percent chance.

  34. Rev.Floyd says:

    Some men like the feel of a goatee against their taint. That is not a sign of homosexuality. It feels good and I have enjoyed it on more than one occasion. It really warms up the anus when you’re ready for shemale intercourse….wait wait…yeah he’s gay.

  35. Anonymous says:

    Apparently Elton only receives, because “taking” and “receiving” are the same.

    I think your son is gay either way.

  36. I’ve taken the PIAMFOA test on several occassions, I’m still not willing to admit that I in fact, like it, but chances are I will at some point.

    Thank you Chante M for your credible Medical advice!

    -Seacrest Out!

  37. Baked Potato says:

    You should pop in a DVD of High School Musical 2 and if he starts to sing along, he’s probably gay. Otherwise, he’s just hanging out and having a good time, nothing to worry about AT ALL.

  38. The Voice of Reason says:

    It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.

  39. Anonymous says:

    Thanks for the high five Seacrest.