Well it looks like its back to masturbation for this guy, no girl wants a circus freak cock, try doing porn for shock value bro, that would be my advise..
The reasoning for his black crotch is different masturbation techniques. Your hand wont make your cock go black, meaning he must have fucked something that discolored his pecker. Id like for all of you to come with suggestions to what may have blackened his schlong.
So far Ive come up with the blackness might be a long term result of humping oil, ink, shoe polish, filth (furthermore never washing) and/or Wesley Snipes.
Please I myself need to know what I can/cant screw, what chemicals likely to be found in any household may be hazardous to my foreskin?
This brings me back to the oft quoted schoolyard quip, "Well, I'm 1/4 German, 1/2 English, 1/4 hispanic and one part Black" Insert actual ethnicity before the black.
Don't most black guys wish they had:
1. A brain
2. An education
3. Opportunites
4. Money
5. No prison sentence
6. No affinity for grape soda, watermelon, and fried chicken
7. Hair that could actually be combed
8. Slimmer noses
9. Lips smaller than a jumbo jet
10.Role models other than rappers and athletes (ok Obama's 1/2)
11.No sickle cell anemia (ok that was going too far)
12.The ability to hail a cab
13.The ability to talk their way out of a traffic ticket
14.A better retirement plan then pawning BLING
15.Less junk in the trunk
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 23rd, 2009 at 09:07 am
Well, you know what they say. Once you go black, you never go back!!
April 27th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
They also say "Once you go white , you knowww you've gone right!"
April 28th, 2009 at 03:49 pm
Oh please. Nobody says that.
May 13th, 2009 at 05:26 pm
once you've gone black, white don't take back
September 14th, 2009 at 08:40 pm
you got that right.
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:38 am
Well it looks like its back to masturbation for this guy, no girl wants a circus freak cock, try doing porn for shock value bro, that would be my advise..
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:45 am
The reasoning for his black crotch is different masturbation techniques. Your hand wont make your cock go black, meaning he must have fucked something that discolored his pecker. Id like for all of you to come with suggestions to what may have blackened his schlong.
So far Ive come up with the blackness might be a long term result of humping oil, ink, shoe polish, filth (furthermore never washing) and/or Wesley Snipes.
Please I myself need to know what I can/cant screw, what chemicals likely to be found in any household may be hazardous to my foreskin?
February 23rd, 2009 at 02:08 pm
This brings me back to the oft quoted schoolyard quip, "Well, I'm 1/4 German, 1/2 English, 1/4 hispanic and one part Black" Insert actual ethnicity before the black.
February 23rd, 2009 at 03:23 pm
What the hell kind of masturbation does this guy do? Actually I don't wanna know.
February 23rd, 2009 at 04:29 pm
don't most white guys wish they had black cocks?
February 23rd, 2009 at 05:40 pm
Don't most black guys wish they had:
1. A brain
2. An education
3. Opportunites
4. Money
5. No prison sentence
6. No affinity for grape soda, watermelon, and fried chicken
7. Hair that could actually be combed
8. Slimmer noses
9. Lips smaller than a jumbo jet
10.Role models other than rappers and athletes (ok Obama's 1/2)
11.No sickle cell anemia (ok that was going too far)
12.The ability to hail a cab
13.The ability to talk their way out of a traffic ticket
14.A better retirement plan then pawning BLING
15.Less junk in the trunk
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:02 pm
HAELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THEM NIGGERS
March 12th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Please delete the comment by Tyler and maybe sasquatch its really racist and dumb.
http://www.holytaco.com/yahoo-answers-will-my-future-wife-my-black-crotch/#comment-226233
April 22nd, 2009 at 01:29 pm
shut the hell up
May 9th, 2009 at 09:17 pm
Shut up you fucking goody good prick. They're mostly true anyway...
November 19th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
yeah my previous 3 gf's dated black guys before me so yeah anybody can go back
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