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sandwich i’d like to feast (upon)?
looks to me like she just dropped the sandwich and somebody got a lucky shot as it happened.
I take her out to steak and potatoes, or hot-wings, and beers.
(she made me that sandwich. We ate it, and had excellent times afterwards.)
hot chick? i see a racoon with a bad dye job and 3/4 of a pound of turkey breast.
you call yourself men?? look at that sandwich, that woman clearly knows how to make a man happy.
to the 2 dudes, good ones!
Maybe the hot chick is behind the heifer with the frumpy hair, shitty charm bracelet, scarred forehead, and several slices of delicious bacon.
looks like the “bacon” interests you more than the girl. i believe that’d make you a 500-lb virgin.
and it’s TURKEY, you dumbshit.
Dude, PLEASE. You’d clamp jumper cables onto your dick while tying rusty barb wire around your balls and shoving a flaming hot poker up your ass, just to get a whiff of ONE of her pubic hairs.
well to be fair, i do that even without the prospect of sniffing pubes.
Hey um… fyi..there is bacon on that sandwich too…
Thats a fuckin S.I.L.F. man.
She can gag on my meat stick
Note to Editor: Chick is not hot.
you’d be lucky to have sex with that sandwich, much less the “not hot girl”
Win goes to anonymous1.
Epic fucking fail goes to Holy Taco for this pic.
beaten with the ugly stick
shes hot she jus had a stupid look on her face when the picture was taken,
the caption should have read “Cock meat sandwich”
The last time she had that reaction….. was when i unzipped my pants and this huge……
….dissapointment fell over her face as she saw how small your dick was
well done jambalaya, well done.
i think it’s safe to say that the 2009 prize for worst use of ellipsis goes to Haywood.
JAMBALAYA FTW!!!
….tampon fell out.
Jambalaya wins the internet.
Wow, the cock-fight comments are getting better than the pics, here at H.T.
why would you post this picture
This is dumb, lets kill her!
she’s not ugly. it’s a bad picture.
i’m sure if she were given the opportunity to take a decent picture, she would come out looking good.
to say “hot” is a bit premature.
To say you are human is a little premature.
Your ejaculate is premature
this picture sucks
But she is afraid to put it in her mouth.