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Losing weight is easy. All fat people are lazy … and dumb too. So very dumb.
Todays Plans…
Plan A- Find Penis
Plan B if Plan A fails- Find Gun
Tomorrows Plan…. Find out what color shoes I’m wearing
for 30 bucks he will drill and tap you…
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“Say hello to my little frien’”
lmao
At least some of us know pussy …
“This is my gun. There are many like it, but this one is mine!”
I shall call it…Mini Mac.
I’ve read those comments and I call bullshit, sir. Plus the “beard being slimming” joke is recycled.
What’s a “Mudshaddow”? The smear of shit in your ass-crack you can’t get to because your arms aren’t long enough to reach around and wipe your own fat ass?
well it doesnt look like hes even trying to shed any pounds, maybe he can lift that gun up and down a couple thousand times it might do something other than making him look like a total douche in this picture
Even guys like him can Get Laid Tonight!!!
“I said 10 big macs”not a mac 10!!!
woah now calm down fatty
I’m a ‘nam vet but it was a hush hush commando unit. Unfortunately, as a sole survivor no one can verify my military service due to the VC burning down the place where the records were. Now the fucking VA won’t give me any methadone, bastards. My PTSD alone needs 1/2 gallon of wild eye and all my jumps blew out my knees. THAT takes a bundle of smack for each leg. Oh well, better put on my fatigues and go cry at the travelling nam memorial.
If only I could break your teeth out while water boarding you.
Horny Chick, we all know you’re a stinking liar. But come ON. at least try to be smooth about it.
Is he holding the gun? Or is the gun holding him?
that beard is slimming but he should wear something with vertical stripes to get the full effect. It’s sad that Neo has really let himself go
Good for you, but what about the picture?
with pit stains!
i forgot.
put down the fucking fork.
These comments are not as funny as the ones in my other pic on this site, you guys have to try harder. Work on it and get back to me.
he looks like fuckin’ snarf snarf.
America = Fail
No wonder he bought a gun. Overweight in a sick, judgmental world surrounded by vicious hateful fucks like y’all.
By the way, shedding pounds is one of the most difficult things a person can face. If you’ve never been there, then shut the hell up.
A 13 min video trailer of Gun and pussies
Boring, Sydney. BOOORING!
I’d like to see his big ass fit into that fitting room.
I hate fat people,
they are the reason there are starving children in the world,
THEY EAT ALL THE FOOD!
It sickens me,
THOSE FAT WHORES!
only two things will make this pic better:
1) A bottle of anal lube
2) A wife beater tank top
Did he eat the guy and his family who previously owned that gun?
His first hand experience was with his left hand and his dick. True love for sure.
Its a MAC-10 Which comes in 9mm and .45! Christ you people dont know dick!
Wow, did Rosie O’Donnel go on Slim Fast? She looks much thinner than she did on the View.
He once went postal, fortunately for everyone, he was too exhausted by the stairs to actually shoot.
WTF?!? That’s a glue gun.
I’ve seen a lot of stuff in my life, but THAT … WAS … AWESOME!!!
…and you drive a Corvette don’t you?
Bigger the guns, the smaller the penis!
B.K. bandit says,” 2 of everything on the menu and nobody gets hurt”!!!
X-Men Aftermaths: Wolverine
…but would probably like to touch a man.
Yeah … about that … turns out there’s no single women anywhere willing to date you tonight, or any other night. Sorry.
are you the chap in the last pic watching the tellie? Come on, It is you isnt it !?!
^^ VIRGIN, NEVER TOUCHED A WOMAN, NEVER SEEN A WOMAN NAKED
Jolly good show, pip pip, cheerio, fancy a shag?
Too big to be a MAC 11…
Where’s Horny Chick and her(?) dating site. There must be single women in my area ready to date me tonight!
Awww. At least you know it.
I’t's not a MAC-10, it’s a MAC-11 and uses 9mm rounds.
Butt_plug FTW!
I have in fact touched women… it’s just always so damn dark in those parking garages that I can’t see them.
So, how’s the whole virgin thing treatin’ ya?
she was pretty good for her first time
well played sir. extra bonus for not referencing his mom in the comeback too. nice and smooth.
I gotta tell ya, that was nice.
aw fuck it, let’s just stare at the tits in the new picture.
wtf, stare that burns into your very soul? kinda shit is that? is that like the look bert gives ernie?
oh sorry, i meant the stare that whispers “i’m going to shoot you and subsequently consume you and absorb your power.” wolverine does it all the time
He is in front of the door because he didn’t fit in the fitting room.
No shit? Just figured that out?
He probably won’t be able to fit inside that fitting room if you did hide there … but that’s what the gun’s for.
But seriously, doesn’t he have the Wolverine hair/facial hair/tank top/stare-that-burns-into-your-very-soul going on?
VERY GOOD!! We’re so PROUD of you!!
2 …1?
And the virgin who can tell us exactly what kind of gun that is, what kind of ammo, how many rounds per second or some shit, should be coming along in … 5 … 4 … 3 …
It’s a MAC 10 which fires .45 ACP at a rate of not less than 1000 rounds per minute. I’m so lonely.
Your mom is in the fitting room because everyone fits in her.
Burn! LMAO
Sorry, everyone except you Steve.
What, you don’t like the tits in this picture?
It’s Anonymous Merkin with the only thing his dick will comfortably fit inside.
At least it should take quite a while to hit his vital organs in a shootout.
That’s a gun? I thought it had something to do with measuring sphincters.