Explore Holy Taco

The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

Pundits attribute the success of the Tea Party movement to a variety of factors. Those on the right say it’s the result of out-of-control government spending and the failed economy. Those on the left claim racism and misinformation are at play. While everyone’s entitled to their opinion, we here at Holy Taco know the real reason the Tea Party is so popular, and as usual, it’s all about the ladies.

Since the movement began a few years back, it’s been a magnet for hot right-wing ass! From Bakersfield, CA, to Bangor, ME, the Tea Party draws in throngs of discontented voters who can’t get enough of that patriotic pu-tang. After all, as the following pictures demonstrate, you can’t spell "Tea Party" without "T&A." Enjoy.

Tea Party Girls

tea party girls

Tea Party

Tea Party Girls

tea party girl

tea party

tea party

tea party girls

tea party

tea party girls

tea party girls

tea party girls

tea party girls

tea party

tea party girls

ta party girl

melgibson tea party

tea party girl glenn beck 

35 Responses to "The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters"

  1. Millions says:

    My dick just went limp forever

  2. Ian Fortey says:
    Just to be clear, we didn’t pull the nerd gallery because of hurt feelings or social responsibility, we did it to post an pology post that got people’ panties in a bunch.  Plus nerds are in our audience, the tea party is not.  We’re not alienating that audience – people who don’t believe in evolution are not out audience. 
  3. Sarcasm says:

    Oh, I see what you did there. It’s funny because they’re NOT hot! hahahahahahaha

  4. DonkeyXote says:

    Bush’s legacy.

    Be proud America, be proud!!

  5. Bill hicks ghost says:

    look at how many are fucking fat, it’s like bovine America with teabags.

  6. SirMixNoMore says:

    Thanks to the Teabag party the Dems will win again!

  7. Anonymousy says:

    these people are all foreigners.

  8. 655321 says:

    There are a lot of folks hitting the childish name calling ticket, that’ll get your point across.

  9. Uberfroth Foamymane says:

    oh, yeah the post:

    statue of liberty gal maybe appeals to the bondage kinkys

    #5 is the new face in my nightmares

    some hot republican booty on other sites makes me think that any hot chicks go for real money not populist nervous middle class jingoists.

  10. Penicillin says:

    Its a shame… that movement missed a good opportunity. Had they just stuck to financial matters they could have started something. Maybe they could have even stopped the filthy baby boomers from ruining our country. However, they managed to drag in all the right wing lunatics and turn themselves into a punchline.

  11. Barrack Obama says:

    I’m a horrible president and I have no balls, I also love Justin Beiber, the Jonas brothers, and dong in my mouth right after its been in my ass

  12. Debt Relief says:

    I thought Palin was going to finish off the post.

  13. MoFo says:

    Teabaggers don’t seem to understand how unattractive “hate” and bigotry is.

  14. The Internet says:

    What the hell are you talking about? They ARE the filthy baby boomers ruining our country! Lazy, self righteous, want-it-all-for-nothing ex-hippies. Sounds like the tea party to me!

  15. Pann says:

    Naw ya’ just need a not quite dirty hippie. They’ll go balls deep even faster!

  16. Pixy Misa says:

    Understandable mistake. What you’re thinking of there is Congress.

  17. HistoryBuff says:

    f you fn lib.

  18. HistoryBuff says:

    and f this lib website

  19. Jame Gumb says:
    It’s not an either or situation. Calm down, nutsy
  20. Ian Fortey says:
    Everyone who attends rallies is ugly, stop trying to point out the obvious and get back to fapping at number 7.
  21. Just Cirroc says:

    Because there are never any fat, ugly broads at progressive protests.


  22. Justin Bieber (but my fans call me "JB") says:

    people who attend tea parties are as intelligent as I am straight

  23. Orifice Jerq says:

    number 7 might be a minor.

  24. Democrats says:

    Oh shit people are pissed what should we do? Oh i know: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

  25. Atheist says:

    I still don’t think the tea party actually exists. No one can really be stupid enough to follow these retards, can they?

  26. whatsthat says:

    i didn’t think anyone would be stupid enough to vote for obama but a country full of idiots proved me wrong.

  27. A Hitler says:

    @Bill, You are a cunt

  28. None of the Above says:

    So your saying your an idiot for living in this country than? Make sense insult yourself to get your point across. Dig It! There is always Mexico if you hate all us idiots up here so much…

  29. Bill Clinton says:

    Yeah, who would listen to the the Tea Party people because obama is doing such a great job.

    Wake up asshole 0 and the DUMboRATS are going down hard this NOvember.

    10% unemployment, TRIPLED the debt, siding with the mussies.

    Going down hard!You liberal assholes.

  30. Hurr says:

    So are you trolling or are you actually moronic enough to think any of the other candidates would have done any better?

  31. DonkeyXote says:

    As if the RepubliCUNTS were any better, last I checked it was because of those cunts you’re in the shithole you’re now.


  32. Daniel.W says:

    seems about right

  33. Sh*t My Brother Says says:

    Hey, thanks HT. It’ll be 10 years before I have another boner.

  34. LordGav1n says:

    The statue of liberty chick is not bad >.>