Have you ever tried to stop a card game between a few old people? You’d have an easier time getting an elk carcass away from a pride of lions. According to Ananova:
More than 20 vehicles were involved in the pile-up on a motorway in Luoyang, Henan province, which caused three deaths, two critical injuries and left dozens more hurt.
A journalist from China News Network arrived at the scene to find three people, an old couple and a middle-aged woman, sitting right in front of a wrecked truck and playing cards.
“It looked like they didn’t know what was happening at all,” said the shocked journalist, Zhao Xiaoli.
Sure, there’s a crushed dump truck behind you and a few corpses littering the street…but grandpa just drew a full house on the turn, so you might as well finish this hand before the ambulance gets there.