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You Can’t Touch This Oak Furniture (Actually, You Can!)

 
Why do old white men look like they’ve just been startled when they try to "rap." The guy at the four-second mark looks like someone just jumped out from behind a shower curtain or a door or something, and instead of saying "Ahhhh!" he said, "Gotta have this!"
 
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