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You Kids and Your Games of Video

Video games are too graphic for children according to the National Institute on Media and the Family, a watchdog group full of incredibly annoying parents.

According to an article in CNN.com

“The institute showed a scene from Manhunt 2 in which a jailer taunts his prisoner by urinating into the man’s cell.”

What about preparing your children for reality? When my son goes to jail, I don’t want him to be surprised when the prison guard showers him with urine. I want him to be prepared, and curl into a ball while shielding himself with his food tray to divert the piss stream. Everybody knows the kid who stinks like pee is always the first to get raped.

The article goes on to say:

“The group’s list of 10 games to avoid are in the video game report card on its website.”

It’s always important when picking video games your child will enjoy, to ask conservative watchdog groups.  Actually, that list is incredibly helpful.  Now, if you’re not sure which games don’t suck, just check out that list.  I can only hope they’ll put out a list of “10 strippers to avoid.”

3 Responses to "You Kids and Your Games of Video"

  1. Russell Carrier says:

    I just want to say thank you to the National Institute on Media and the Family for making my shopping easier by getting the games that are on their watch list, not the ones they recommend. Those suck!!

  2. Sir Charles Barkley says:

    I find that watchdog list a tad questionable, when you consider “Manhunt 2″ landed on it, but “Rape Stick 3: Conquest of the Butthole” for the Wii went unmentioned.

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